JANUARY 7, 2026
HELSINKI, FINLAND

HELSINKI OLYMPIC STADIUM

 

Fireworks go off as "Cha, Cha, Cha" plays in Helsinki Olympic Stadium.

 

 

Colin: GREETINGS AND SALUTATIONS!!! WE ARE HERE ON DAY 1 OF THE B GROUP IN THIS PANTHEON OF PUNISHMENT, THIS OLYMPIC ODEON. I am Colin McRae, and I am lucky today to be joined by the wonderful GHW announcing team of Sherman Grace and Valerie Thomas as we welcome our friends from Path 2 Glory, from DCW, from RFDC to our chaotic cinema.

 

 

Sherman: Welcome indeed! It's going be fascinating to see what happens with these unexpected and combustible elements. 

 

 

Valerie: Can we talk a bit about yesterday?

 

Colin: For sure. Yesterday was, to say the least, frenetic. Tons of quick wins and lots of surprises. 

 

Sherman: The Scythe family went 0 for 3, but to be fair, two of them were robberies. Of course they're all in different groups, so it's not like they'll even run into each other until the tournament if they make it in. 

 

Colin: I think they proved they'll run into each other regardless. 

 

Sherman: And you pulled Erica from refereeing after the quick matches.

 

Colin: I sure did. I know we have 24 contests to get through and people hit those big moves, but the day moved real quick. 

 

Valerie: I'm hoping we won't see that today.

 

Colin: I have no IDEA what we're going to see today. We have more X-Factors than a 3-disc Best of Sean Waltman collection.

 

Sherman: And we're getting one right off the bat with a man who defines Firm. Welcome to W2.

 

W2 DAY B-1

 

DAN HAMMER VS IRIS CORREA

 

 

Ash: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!

 

Crowd: ONE FALL!

 

The arena goes dark and white lights flicker all around.


The sound of ear splitting thunder erupts in the arena before a barrage of pyro explodes down the entrance way.


Thunderstruck by AC/DC begins to play

 

 

Dan Hammer slowly makes his way out from the back. He has the GBH Fighting Championship around his waist.

 

 

He simply smirks as he soaks in the chorus of boos.
His expression turns to one of seriousness, he flexes his muscles before pausing and looking back.

The arena is plunged into darkness and a green pulsing light fills the arena, 'Killing in the Name' by Rage Against the Machine begins to play and out from the back appear the ominous figures of The Firm....in this case it's just 'Suicide Blonde' Sophie Desire.

 

 

Ash: Introducing first....hailing from Tasmania…Australia and accompanied by The Firm........standing six feet 3 inches tall and weighing 295lbs......
He is the Hobart Hammer, THE 'Thunder from Down Under'!
Ladies and gentlemen, he is The GBH Fighting Championship CHAMPION of the WOOOOOOOOORRRRRLD............
The...........‘Tasmanian Terror’...............DAN HAMMER!!

They enter the ring and all pose in the centre as Dan climbs the turnbuckle and hold up the GBH title.
He climbs back down and waits in the ring looking toward the entranceway.

 

 

Iris Correa walks out with a swirling lollipop in her hand that she holds over her right eye.

 

 

Ash: And his opponent! Representing Zora Luthor International and Sex Appeal, The Eye Candy, IRIS CORREA!

 

Iris struts out to boos, and stretches out on the bottom rope. She throws her jacket carelessly on the timekeeper and chuckles scornfully as she stares down Dan.

 

The bell rings!

 

Sherman: Iris springboards herself onto the turnbuckle and already Top Rope leaps over him for an X Factor!! The EYEDROP! Going for a pin-

 

 

Valerie: I hope she didn't really think that Hammer was gonna go down lightly. Hammer launches her off, she lands back down on an elbow drop! OH HE'S GOT HER HEAD SQUEEZED IN HIS BIG ASS ARMS!! HAMMERLOCK...she looks like she's going to pass out!

 

Colin: Iris barely makes it to the ropes, but she's gasping. Hammer pulls her away from the ropes and drives him to the ground with a One Arm Uranage! Going for a stomp, she grabs his leg and dragon leg screw!

 

Sherman: That's a big man to hit the ground like that, and he trips her up as well. Stomp on her back, she attempts a sweep kick, he avoids it with a little hop and stomps her leg. 

 

Valerie: He's light on his feet, and she tries to get to hers, kicking him away a bit for just the littlest bit of space... 360 Double Knee Facebuster!! 20/20!!! 

 

Colin: Dan getting to his feet just barely... wait, what the-

 

 

Valerie: SEX APPEAL ARE HERE AND THEY'RE JUMPING SOPHIE DESIRE! DAN AND SOPHIE LET EDDIE LONDON AND SILVADOG STAY HOME AND THAT WAS A MISCALCULATION!! Iris rolls Dan up-

 

Danny: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Iris Correa wins by Pinfall!

 

 

Ash: Here is your winner, The Eye Candy, IRIS CORREA!!!

 

Colin: Hammer's big mad, and he tosses Iris at her team! 

 

Valerie: You have to wonder if he's regretting showing up. 

 

Sherman: At the very least, I imagine that all of the Firm will be present for Day 2. If not sooner... Sophie Desire fights later tonight. 

 

Colin: But we've got a lot more card besides that, so let's keep it going.

 

TYLER HAYES VS DX ROYAL

 

Ash: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!

 

Crowd: ONE FALL!

 

 

 Lights go out before his music hits, then the Pretender is blasted through the stadium with Yellow & Green lights floating over the crowd. When ready the lights will meet directly at the top of the crowd.

 

 

Ash: First! From Adelaide, Australia, weighing in at 220 pounds, TYLER HAYES!!

 

Where Tyler is standing proud. He makes his way down through the crowd making sure to shake hands with anyone who wants it. He signs an autograph for a fan at the front of the barrier, jumps over the barricade and does a lap of the ring smacking the crowds hands as he comes around, he shakes hands with the commentators, slides into the ring and shakes hands with the ref, and leans back on to the turnbuckle waiting for his opponent.

 

Sherman: What a friendly bloke.

 

 

Red fire shoots up in the entrance as DX Royal walks out, a woman in each arm. 

 

 

Ash: And his opponent! From Delhi, India, weighing in at 265 pounds, DX ROYAL!!!

 

The women lift the rope and DX steps inside. 

 

The bell rings!

 

Colin: DX spins right into the arms of Tyler and a belly to belly, right to DX's legs and getting that Figure Four in! He's got the Kimura locked and rocked!! DX trying desperately to not show pain and embarrass himself in front of the ladies.... Tyler gives a smile to the ladies!

 

Valerie: I don't think he's even meaning to do it, some people would use their charm to manipulate the situation but Tyler's just bein' Tyler, the himbo can't help it.

 

Sherman: Well whether he intended it or not, the women are throwing in the towel for DX!!! 

 

Tyler Hayes wins by surrender!

 

 

Ash: Here is your winner, TYLER HAYES!!!

 

Sherman: Hayes looks a little perplexed, he didn't see DX tap... DX looks livid, he argues with Jenny Caldwell-

 

 

Valerie: And she holds up the kerchief! DX IS LOOKING FOR HIS LADIES AND THEY ARE LEAVING WITH TYLER!

 

Sherman: Wild, but we have to-oh, Cellula is already in the ring.

 

Colin: I hate when he does that.