AUGUST 18, 2025
PANAMA CITY, PANAMA
ALBROOK MALL

 

It's a lively shopping day in Panama.

 

The train is running on time.

 

Businesses are hopping, and familiar faces can be seen bandying about if you look closely. 

 

People are walking from the theater laughing with bags of popcorn in various percentages of eaten yet still somehow spilling, and monstrous cups of soda.

 

Kids cheer on the rides as they are taken around. Some pro bowler gets a 7-10 split, and dances hoping for the pins to go down. They wobble, but refuse to fall. 

 

Suddenly-

 

 

 

Around him, chaos brews. Customers fumble for their phones as a loud ping echoes—a notification lighting up screens all across the mall. Some gasp, some laugh nervously, others mutter curses. The sound of clicks and taps fills the air like the world’s strangest symphony.

 

Milo’s phone vibrates in his pocket. He pulls it out with trembling hands, squinting through the cracked screen. The message is simple:

 

“MAWL Brawl – Do you accept? YES or NO.”

 

His breath catches. He's pacing a little between an aisle of flat-screen TVs blaring infomercials and a display of microwave ovens. His mind races faster than his body ever could. 

 

Milo:

“Statistically speaking, the chances of me surviving a mall-wide battle royale are—what—like 3.4%? Maybe 3.6% if we factor in my cardio being slightly better than last year.”

 

He presses his mask up on his face, adjusting it nervously. The homemade stitches creak as if they’re as anxious as he is.

 

A kid nearby, wide-eyed and holding his mom’s hand, points at him.

 

Kid:

“Mom, that’s Aztec’s fan guy!”

 

Milo straightens his posture, suddenly caught between terror and pride. He clears his throat.

 

Milo:

“Uh—yeah! And—statistically speaking, Aztec would totally accept this challenge. Which, uh, means I… probably should too?”

 

His thumb hovers over the screen. His body is jittery, bouncing on his heels, like he’s trying to shake out the dread building in his chest. All around him, people are starting to move—some wrestlers cracking their knuckles, some storming toward the exits of the store to scope out other zones.

 

Milo:

“This is it. My moment. My yes… is statistically inevitable.”

 

He presses YES.

 

The leaderboard lights up on the big flat-screen TVs hanging above the checkout counters. Names appear in bold, one after another, a growing roster of chaos. And now, glowing at the very bottom:

 

Milo “Stat-Man” Rivers – 0 eliminations.

 

He gulps.

 

Milo:

“Oh no… what did I just do?”

 

 

Astrid: Milo already looking confused and concerned and very much in the line of danger. I am Astrid Vale and I'll be reporting on the goings-on in the Dolphin section. Here in the lower sections, we have Gung Ho International's ref Helen Briggs.

 

 

Astrid:

The new Ether Champion WildFire is in the store! Dedo is in the store and WildFire catches him in the head with a radio! Milo trying to escape out of the store, Kan riding an office chair, and launches himself at Milo to stop him and a bulldog. 

 

Dedo getting to his feet, Timmy Tough Knuckles is here and he drops a brutal axe handle on him! Going for a pin, it feels a bit early - 

 

Helen: 

One!

 

Astrid:

Dedo gets to his feet. A one already doesn't bode too well for Dedo. Milo trying to get out of the store again, Kan charges but Milo ducks and sends Kan through the storefront window!  WildFire texting on his phone, I think he's trying to get some of his family shopping while he's here, Dedo with an elbow to the back of his head. WildFire puts his finger up, the one second move, seems mostly unbothered.

 

Dedo frustrated, decides to shift his attention to Kan who'd been thrown through the window, Kan gets up and eats a face full of keyboard. Timmy Tough Knuckles trying to get the attentions of WildFire now and he's more successful with a punch to both of Wild's kidneys. Timmy following up with a brutal axe handle to Wild's back. 

 

Wild finally off the phone now, puts his finger up to Timmy and tells him to wait, rather rude, but it looks like he wants to deal with Dedo first. I guess it's only fair, Dedo did hit him before Timmy, I'm sure Wild teaches his kids the waiting game too...

 

Wild dumping Dedo over the counter! Dedo lands head first. Simply brtual. And NOW it's Timmy's turn, Wild gets him with a headbutt. MILO FROM NOWHERE WITH A MOUSE CORD, AND HE IS CHOKING OUT WILDFIRE!!! WildFire trying to get to his feet and Milo jumps on his back, he's just yanking on that like it's the reins on a horse! WildFire trying to charge him off, trying to fend him off, trying to flip him off, where is Milo getting this strength from??

 

Wild losing air, and he may...be planting...face first into the monitor! Helen drops his hand for 1, drops his hand for 2, and the hand staying up...no, Wild can't keep it held!! MILO RIVERS GETS THE FIRST ELIMINATION! AND IT'S TO THE NEW ETHER CHAMPION!

 

WildFire is eliminated by Milo "Statman" Rivers (1)!

 

 

Milo looks at the board, and his is the first name to notch an elimination. 

 

Astrid:

Milo taking his eyes off the fight to look at the board a little too long, a rough O'Connor Roll by Dedo drops Milo on his head!! Dedo going for the pin-Milo reverses-Dedo kicks. Dedo turns around and catches Kan trying to leap at him, WELSH PRESS!!! RIGHT THROUGH THE CASHIER COUNTER!!! GOING FOR A PIN

 

Helen:

One! Two! 

 

Astrid: Kan kicks! How'd he do it? As he's getting to his feet, let's toss the action over to Sinclair DeVille, reporting on the goings on in the Koala. 

 

 

Sinclair: Greetings and well-met, adorers of chaos and destruction. I do have the particular pleasure of having the air to myself to provide delicious truths without the prattling of my two lessers. This den of destruction and despair is overseen by the particularly perfect Vanya Cross.

 

 

Sinclair: I don't know where Madness has been hiding this beautiful Vain Plato, but he so magnanimously gives Crash Course Craig Convery a spa treatment with that powerslam onto the hot stones. And the big hulking brute Scott Razor with his bat to the rib of Red Ghost. You would think in this vast embarrassment of riches that he'd be more creative. 

 

Ah, there's someone I know, Xander Marks...I enjoy brutality and deviousness but the flag waving is droll and dull, and a spinebuster on...I guess that's Vita Mars. Okay. And Screech with that quick and rough crucifix pin on Scott Razor, I am unsure what such a small man thinks he's doing trying to topple a titan but Razor kicks before any count can be managed. 

 

Oh, the Donut Man has something he wants to say, how cute...oh! Well now that's interesting, a whole pot of hot coffee to the face of Mars and going for a pin on her-she reverses-no count on Sprinkl. He thought he would shut her down and he just energized her. 

 

Well, we have our first coward as it looks like Qizqichi is heading toward the Dolphin section, sneaking his way out of this brutality to a more child's play section. Vita Mars going to clean herself up in the spa, Vain Plato, that beautiful beautiful specimen of sin, ready for Mars and spinebuster into the water tank! And our second coward Red Ghost deciding to go the other way, it looks like to the Orca section. 

 

Shadow Kawashima grabs Sprinkl by his inner tube and just TOSSES him into the espresso machine! It looks like he wants to dunk his coffee. And oh, I was hoping I wouldn't have to see this but that greasy "future boy" ruin Vain's peaceful spa day with that expensive looking vase he just smashed over his head.

 

Craig Convery charging at...someone, anyone, I suppose...and Screech with that same crucifix he failed to get Scott Razor with, definition of insanity or just a boring limited moveset, it remains to be seen. Craig up just before the one, proving the continued ineffectiveness of Screech. And if can't get Craig, clearly he can get Shadow Kawashima. That makes sense...oh, he finally learns at least a little and spears at the legs of Shadow, looking to cut him off at the knees, going for a pin, but yet again Shadow shrugs him off.

 

And with that, I yield the camera for now to Sherman Grace.

 

 

Sherman: Thanks Sinclair, and I'm honored to call the match that Leila Blake herself has decided to don the stripes for. 

 

 

Sherman:

Red Ghost thought he was walking into a safer environment, but he's only fooling himself. Tortuga de Acero catches Danielle Fishel and a destructive front slam! She squirrels out before any count, Red Ghost tries to pull her up and Danielle gets him in the eyes. 

 

Path Expatriate Physio Joker, now officially a member of the MAWL roster, still having to deal with the Scythe family and this time it's Victoria as he gets her with a running huricanrana here in the lobby. Tortuga still hasn't quite gotten up and Rufus smashes the visitor log over the head of Tortuga. Danielle Fishel looking to take advantage of this with a stomp TORTUGA DUCKS HIS HEAD INTO HIS SHELL AND DANIELLE AIRBALLS! HE LAUNCHES HIS HEAD BACK OUT AT THE BACK OF HER KNEE! 

 

Victoria up to her feet and quick one-two punch to Rufus. Luciano had been watching and quick fist drop to Fishel. And Ghost running up with a floatover DDT on Gilbert Glass, Glass not giving him a 1. Tortuga trips Scythe, Physio with a quick back elbow to Fishel as she tries to get up. Victoria swings at Glass but Gil ducks and stomach punch to Victoria, gets her up and it's a Big Rig! Upside down bear hug!! But Victoria slips out of it. And it looks like Red Ghost once again trying to get away, heading towards the train. The Irishman good at Irish Goodbyes. 

 

Victoria and Physio talking about dropping Gilbert Glass, seems like they're on the same page SCYTHE DROPS PHYSIO WITH THE QUEEN CUTTER! 

 

Leila: 1! 2! TH-PHYSIO JOKER REVERSES!! 1! 2! 3!

 

Victoria Scythe is eliminated by Physio Joker! (1)

 

 

Sherman:

And with that elimination I send it over to Kendra Mavis, who's got eyes on the train.

 

 

Kendra:

That's right, and we've got fifteen people in this metaphorical murder mystery as we go on the move across the mall, with Gung Ho guru Niall McDonagh calling the bells. 

 

 

Kendra: 

Here we go, and Mother Superior DUCKING Balor Wolfe, giving him a quick smack to the face. He doesn't have any of his cohorts on this train and here he's one of 15 and I'm sure plenty of people are gonna want a shot at the king. 

 

Oriana has other plans, and she gets Bowen up over her head...going for a spin and drives him down! ORIGIN!!

 

Niall: ONE! TWO! TH-He's up!

 

Kendra:

Bowen just BARELY getting to his feet, scoops Origin up and RUNS her spine into the standing pole! Balor staring Superior down OH Terri Tinsel front dropkicks his head directly into the window!! Gets him up into a Crucifix and a Gory Special!! Simply Terrific!!! Going for a pin-

 

Niall: ONE!

 

Kendra:

Balor to his feet! And Oriana with a HUGE Spear to...I think that's the Captain of Industry! The Captain been around the world, spent time in XHW before it folded, just like Oriana folded her in half right here. Going for the pin, but Captain up before the one. Guinevere hitting Chikondi with a quick chop, Captain of Industry grabs Pen Gwen by her beak and smashing her head into the standing pole! 1! 2! 3! 4! 5! 6! 7! 8! 9! 10!! Mother Superior takes Barclay into a snap suplex, going for the cover-

 

Niall: ONE!

 

Kendra:

Barclay rolls out of the hold. And Terri Tinsel choosing to depart the train at the Elephant section. Storm Rider going for a running attack on Oriana OH BUT GINA THIESO GETS IN THE WAY GRABS HIS ARM AND PULLS HIM IN, RIPCORD URANAGE! JUST TOOK HIM DOWN WITH A GOLDEN BULLET! GOING FOR THE PIN-

 

Niall: ONE! TW-

 

Kendra: 

A bump on the train and Storm's shoulder pops up! Mother Superior hits a huge Spinebuster on Chikondi!

 

Niall: ONE! 

 

Kendra: Everyone trying to get those eliminations in. Still only two eliminations I believe in the entire mall. And here comes the Electric Chair Driver from Bowen to Oriana Burkhardt through some acoustic chairs! 

 

Niall: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Oriana Burkhardt is eliminated by Bowen Baneclaw! (1)

 

 

Kendra: And Oriana disem-Burkes the train! Mother Superior and Pen Gwen with a double punch on Balor but he just laughs it off. Red Ghost using the standing pole to catch the Captain of Industry with that Tiger Feint Kick. Industry responding with a roll up and short arm to Red Ghost. But the train's taking a brief stop to let some of the other cars out, and this is a good time to pass it over to my girl Rhoda Arlington from Gung Ho International up in the Terraza Food Court. Heeey Rhoda! 

 

 

Rhoda:

Heeey Kendra! That's right, we're dining and dining here in the Terraza, and I got a special referee here, one of many around us today, one of the most famous ever Panamanian chefs, Mario Castrellón! Thanks Mario for doing this!

 

 

Mario:

No problem. I can stand the heat. 

 

Rhoda:

No doubt, and we've got 21 fighters ready to brutalize each other. Dismal sending a series of quick fists to the ribs of Victor Kingston. And Red Tape Terry Brant with a huge Front Slam to Arv Action...Arvin really? Would have been smart to stay out of this but you do you. Evan "Essence" Doyle takes a leap from a table with a head chop to Postmodern Paula Jaxon. 

 

It looks like Eui Baek has gone from ref to competitor, and she may already be regretting it as Kevin Dagger with a clothesline from a table. These tables truly are providing a whole lotta height. Baek up to her feet and big slap to Sabine Goodman, one half of a new tag team and that is going to be mistake number 2 as Sabine is staring her down. Dismal takes advantage of Goodman's distraction and Scottish Sickle. Axel with a big swing, sending Fiesta Muerta into the salad bar!

 

DOOMSAYER HAMMER WITH A SHELL SHOCK POWERBOMB TO KEVIN DAGGER RIGHT THROUGH ONE OF THE TABLES! HAMMER GOING FOR A PIN-

 

Mario: ONE! TWO!

 

Rhoda:

Dagger somehow pulling himself out of the table! Paula Jaxon choosing to escape the chaos and head downstairs, while Victor takes a T-Bone Suplex to Tee Jax! EISENRITTER HAS A STEAMING HOT TURKEY LEG, I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THEY SOLD THOSE HERE, AND HE'S HOLDING IT ON THE NECK OF JACK DISMAL TO ADD PAIN TO THAT HEAD LOCK! AND A BFT AS JACK FEELS THE BURN! Going for the pin JACK REVERSES IT!

 

Mario: ONE! TWO!

 

Rhoda:

EISENRITTER REVERSES IT BACK!

 

Mario: ONE! TWO! THREE! 

 

Jack Dismal is eliminated by Eisenritter! (1)

 

 

Kendra:

And he's going to the back to deal with that burn, OH POP UP POWERSLAM BY BRICK BENSON TO EVAN! IT'S A BRICKLAYER! Going for a pin-

 

Mario: ONE! TW-

 

Kendra:

Evan Doyle just beat the two. Eisenritter with a punch to Tino Sabatelli and he stares him down, let's check out what's goin' on at the Movies, with another special correspondent, Panamanian Actress Daphne Rubin-Vega!!

 

 

Daphne:

Thanks! What's wild to me is this isn't even the craziest this mall has ever been, which is good for you guys cause they'll be more likely to let you back.

 

Kendra:

Night's still young.

 

Daphne:

That's true, that's true. And our referee up here is...actress Cobie Smulders! You're not Panamanian, I'm guessing this is related to-

 

 

Cobie:

Robin Sparkles, yep. The metal version was pretty sick though.

 

Daphne:

It really was.

 

Cobie:

I want a good clean fight!

(beat)

Nah I'm just kidding. F*** each other up.

 

Daphne:

Marion Bartoli with a Belly to Back Suplex to Crazy Ola. Look at this Crayon dude, Bartoli just snapped him in half. Bauro Ierenia and Persephone Exner locking up, and Backbreaker by Bauro, Wonderwolf making it a twofer with a fist drop to Exner. And Ola heading to the food court, I hope he's going there to replenish because he'd be moving from 10 people to 20 if he stays and fights.

 

Wellington catches both Bauro and Persephone with a clothesline! PERSEPHONE THROWS WELLINGTON INTO WONDERWOLF AND CHANTY!! Chanty up first and Slingshot to Wonderwolf into the Concession Stand. OH and Question Mark Vraag walking over to the Concession Stand with some hate in his eyes, like he saw the man who ruined his life and he wants revenge WONDERWOLF SPLASHES A WHOLE VAT OF HOT BUTTER ON VRAAG!! Going for a pin-

 

Cobie: ONE!

 

Daphne: 

Vraag's angry and in searing pain but he kicks. Neon Juan taking a poster off the wall...Coming Soon, Persephone Exner In: Side a Poster! Wonder switching over and a quick one-two punch to Marion Bartoli. Bartoli getting away from it and REGAL SUPLEX TO WELLINGTON KBIIT! THE PIN-

 

Cobie: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Wellington Kbiit is eliminated by Marion Bartoli! (1)

 

 

Daphne:

Looks like he's been taken off the list. Persephone Exner hitting a brutal German Suplex to Celeste dropping her on her head, and the bridge but Celeste rolls out. Question Mark with a sunset flip powerbomb to Chanty-

 

Cobie: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Chanty is eliminated by Question Mark Vraag! (1)

 

 

Daphne:

Question Mark getting up and Neon Juan charges him into the glass Candy Case! Going for the roll-up-

 

Cobie: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Question Mark Vraag is eliminated by Neon Juan Guyverno! (1)

 

 

Daphne:

The Question got answered! And I passed it from one Arlington and I'm sendin' it to another. Celia? 

 

 

Celia: Thank ya thank ya Daphne. I'm here reppin' the Dino section, and on the top we've got Christian Reed. It's good that we don't have Scott Razor here.

 

 

Christian: When I wear these stripes, I'm me now not me then. 

 

Celia:

And here we've got a bunch of powderkegs. Jassy and Bloodswan are walking in this section together, I don't know if they've caught wind of each other. Diana Dresden and her new teammate Nova Blake are both walking around.

 

Capybara with a headbutt to Hyacinthe Tao. Sei coming for a charge at Tapanui, Tapanui side steps and sidewalk slam!! Capy on a tear now and drives Fuji through a window with a spear! And a cover - no go.

 

Sei trying to get to her feet, here comes Jassy and Sei with the trip! Cap getting into it with everyone and punch to Tapanui, and a running headbutt to Sei! Getting himself around and dropping Bloodswan with that giant shoulder tackle. Tao taking this opportunity to take the escalator down and away from this crowd. And Cap on the receiving end now, Diana Dresden smashes him in the back of the head with a bag of poker chips!! Going for the cover but no go.

 

Nova...well, I guess it's Nova Blake now as she's leaned into her role as a Nepo and took an attitude change to go with it, with an STO to Fuji back through that broken window, that jagged glass feeling like an old foe to Fuji's ribs. Bloodswan with the headscissors right sending Banana Ben right into the entry way to a restaurant! He better get out of there before they think he escaped from the kitchen. He grabs the please wait to be seated sign as he gets back to his feet, and a crowd is already ready to spill in for food! 

 

Fuji finally getting a punch in in the right direction as he lands one on Tapanui. Jassy attempts a roll up on Nova Blake but it's a quick kick out. OH LOOKS LIKE BLOODSWAN FOUND JASSY AND RUNS HER HEADFIRST INTO A SLOT MACHINE! 

 

Bloodswan and Fuji running from opposite ends towards Tap, Tap ducks, TAPANUI WITH A ROCK BOTTOM EACH TO BLOODSWAN AND FUJI! DOUBLE PIN! BLOODSWAN REVERSES IT INTO A SIDE CRADLE AND FUJI ROLLS AWAY BUT TAP KICKS. 

 

Dresden has Capybara locked up, Blake goes for a punch CAP DUCKS AND BLAKE CATCHES DRESDEN! Cap pops up and rising headbutt shot to Tapanui!! And I pass it over to Heloisa Cabral now to look at the Zebra section.

 

 

Heloisa:

Honestly, it's really exciting to be calling this match with some of our heavy hitters. And we went ref-wise from Christian Reed to his security brother-in-arms Cody Caster. 

 

 

Heloisa:

The Grunt hits Chef Nobi with a running powerslam! And Islander Isaac Indigo blasts Chronosome with an Airsoft!! Chronosome barely blinks but says "hell with this" and is working towards the Lion Section. Islander undeterred and blasts Tiki Chamorro with the Airsoft!! Grunt knocks the Airsoft Rifle from his hand, Islander gets him in the back of the head with a high kick. 

 

Halley Comet, recently partnerless, has a burning fire in her heart but that fire can sometimes come at the expense of focus and she charges Gozu of all people, bad move and he spins her around, Full Nelson and Devil's Descent! The cover-

 

Cody: ONE! TWO! TH-

 

Heloisa: 

Comet barely kicks, and Gozu is convinced Cody didn't count fast enough. Gozu picks Halley up with one arm and tosses her in frustration! CHEF NOBI BLASTS CHIARA VALENTINO WITH A BLENDER! Just one of the things you can get at the DOIT! And an IRON CHEF CLAW SLAM!! Going for a pin but Chiara Valentino is made of tougher stuff. 

 

Angelica joins in on the beatdown of Halley Comet as she hits with a Release German! Halley tumbles back to the barrier rail and catches herself on the barrier. Chiara Valentino with several quick punches to the ribs of Gozu, Gozu just looks at her with that head tilt. Islander Isaac from behind gets Chiara with a Polish Hammer! Gozu looking at Islander Isaac now, almost to signal "I didn't need your help." Tiki sneaks away and hits the elevator to go downstairs. Indigo with a spinning DDT on Angelica. 

 

SM finally out of the DOIT, looks like he bought shirts of...himself? He buy his own merch? Well, Chiara isn't letting him go empty fisted, and a hook to his beautiful face. Nobi hits a big boot to perennial target Halley Comet. SM kicks The Grunt in the dick, making his name more appropriate, and with that we move over to see what's happening with the Lion Section. Colin?

 

 

Colin:

Yes! Here we go into the Lion's Den. On the top floor, we have deputized one of the Mall Security here-

 

 

Lindy:
I won't let you down!

 

Colin:

Chronosome already getting the welcoming committee as Kalpana hits him in the stomach with a brand new pair of stilettos. This is a much different scenario, where four of the competitors are ZLI branded, and it may pay dividends as Imogen moves her partner out of the way and catches a stray elbow. And Bianca takes a mannequin to the ribcage of Zugaikotsu! VAUD HITS THE GTS OR AS HE CALLS IT, THE G&S FOR GILBERT AND SULLIVAN, AND DROPS IRIS!

 

Lindy: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

"The Eye-Con" Iris Correa is eliminated by VAUD! (1)

 

 

Colin:

Bianca going for a punch on Chronosome now, he moves and she catches Kalpana by mistake! Can't say I'm not thrilled about that. Chronosome picks up Kalpana allll the way over his head going for a Military Press BIANCA DRIVES THE MANNEQUIN INTO THE RIBS OF CHRONOSOME CHRONOSOME DROPS KALPANA AND BIANCA HOOKS THE LEG AND GOES FOR THE BACK TO BELLY PIN! 

 

Lindy: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Colin:

And Kalpana crawls out at the two but Chronosome is done! You can see from Bianca's face she didn't know Kalpana was there too! Though she could just be lying.

 

Chronosome is eliminated by Bianca Diaz! (1)

 

 

Colin:

Things are continuing to get awkward amongst the ever-growing ZLI and I'm here for it. Imogen goes for a rollup on Tuyĕt but not enough work done for it to make it count. Nourdine Mmadi with a forearm shot to VAUD. IMOGEN HITS THE JUMPING UNPRETTIER! ON CASSANDRA CASH???

 

There is truly some fracturing going on here in ZLI. Going for the pin-

 

Lindy: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Cassandra Cash is eliminated by Imogen! (1)

 

 

Colin:
Imogen comes from the early Luthor school of thought, you can walk over your teammates if you need to. She had tamped that down but when Bianca almost eliminated her something in her lit up. And as Imogen gets up, Tuy in on her with a slap! And Hot Mess Jess gets Tuy with a slap too! NOURDINE MMADI FOLLOWS IT UP WITH THE NOURISHMENT! RUNNING SAMOAN DROP! 

 

Lindy: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Tuyĕt is eliminated by Nourdine Mmadi! (1)

 

 

Colin:
We're already 11 eliminations in, over a third of which have happened in this section of the mall.  VAUD takes his cane to the stomach of Hot Mess Jess, and Kalpana adds a stomp to Jess for good measure. And there's been a lot of action here already, but let's check out other parts of the mall, as I pass it off to Valerie Thomas.

 

 

Valerie: Thanks Colin! We're here in the Hippodome, by which I mean the Hippo Section of this Mall. And for all you passionate, powerful Panamanians, we got one of your modern music icons doin' the 1s and 2s and 3s. BO-ZA!

 

 

Valerie:

And with that, we're off. AM Brooks pimp slaps Black Saber! And Lady coming out of Zara's to see this, as Black Saber spins around Lady rocks him with a diamond encrusted set of brass knuckles! And Marla Anderson with that Canadian Breakbreaker DDT to Garja!! GARJA GOT CANUCKED! Going for a quick pin but Garja kicks out quickly, though gasping for air a bit. But she doesn't get much chance to breathe, as Black Saber runs and a basement boot. LUCENZA HAS A WHOLE BAG OF DIAMONDS AND SHE WALLOPS BLACK SABER WITH IT! Going for a pin-

 

Boza: UNO! DOS! TRES!

 

Black Saber is eliminated by Lucenza! (1)

 

 

Valerie:

Saber took a bashing from all ends. Marla ducks the Knuckles from Lady, GIVES HER A SPINNING SIDEWALK SLAM! Garja with a jumping Spear and it takes Calabria Valentino to the mat! Going for the cover but Calabria kicks before the one. Garja undeterred by this, huge punch to the ribs of Kenneth Tuckey IX! And Dottie from behind her, backslide driver to Garja and going for the pin-nothing doing.

 

Garja to her feet just in time to take a diamond encrusted Pikachu doll to the face from AM Brooks! Everyone really putting the boots to Garja and she's fighting it all off! 

 

MARLA WITH A CANUCK TO CALABRIA!!

 

Boja: UNO! DOS! TRES!

 

Calabria Valentino is eliminated by Marla Anderson! (1)

 

 

Valerie:

And it's a redemption of sorts for that Canuck after not being able to get that finish on Garja. And the GHW Champ Neopolitan runs Dottie down with a lariat to the back of the head, and going for a pin-no go. He's unbothered and turns his energy around for a huge running lariat to MAWLTESE Falcon, as we pass it over to Simon Apple in the Rhino section.

 

 

Simon:

Thank you, Valerie my friend. And I am thrilled to be calling this section with the legendary Mariano Rivera overseeing this section of the mall.

 

 

Simon:

And High Flyer Mono throws a quick chop to Alyson Chainz. King Viking Canute VI charges Tarrasque right into a wall! Krinj charges Mono and HE HURACANRANAS HER THROUGH A GLASS STORE WINDOW!! Going for a quick pin-

 

Mariano: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Krinj is eliminated by High Flyer Mono! (1)

 

 

Simon:
Well I guess she can enjoy the mall's amenities. Tarrasque trying to get himself off the wall, Dina the Denier charges him but he sidesteps and smashes her head into the wall! Denier denied! Tarrasque off the wall finally and a stomach punch to Chainz. Chainz turns around and EATS A FLYBY! REVERSE SPIN SLINGBLADE BY HIGH FLYER MONO! Mono going for the pin-

 

Mariano: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Alyson Chainz is eliminated by High Flyer Mono! (2)

 

 

Simon:

Mono the first one, ironically, to get multiple falls! And Canute deciding to head downstairs. Mono up from the pin, AND HERE COMES BENITA FACTOR WITH A PURSE FULL OF BRICK TO TAKE HIM TO THE GROUND! She's looking to end his reign right here-

 

Mariano: ONE! 

 

Simon:
Mono gets the shoulder up! He's still in this! But she smashes him with that purse again, and making attempt number 2-doesn't even get a one before his shoulder's up. BUT HERE COMES DINA THE DENIER WITH A DENTAL DRILL! SHE GETS BENITA IN A HEADLOCK AND GETS THE DRILL IN HER MOUTH! SHE'S USING THIS AS A SUBMISSION! BENITA IS IN AGONY BUT SHE FLIPS DINA OVER! And she may need actual dental work after that! 

 

And El Autorretrato sneaks out of the section before anyone can see him. Dina heads off, Benita heads off, guess no one wants to add to Mono's numbers so I guess I'll pass it off as well. Reggie Gorman, you're up.

 

 

Reggie:

Happy to actually be calling the play-by-play, especially with another one of Panama's premier athletes donning the stripes, Mr. Alonso Edward. 

 

 

Reggie:

Already Bea Attitude has decided to take her fight downstairs. Danny Gill going for a boot on Okapi, Okapi grabs the leg and capture suplex! And Queen Platinum wrests that drill from Benita Factor and gives her a taste of her own medicine! Drilling Headlock!! NO! Benita able to get the drill from Platinum's hands before it can get in her mouth and gives it to her instead! Platinum screams in pain but is able to elbow Benita in the gut and break free. 

 

Rick Rock with a snap spinebuster to Icicle, going for a pin but Icicle up before the 1. El Moustapha going for an elbow drop on Danny, Danny rolls and Mous lands hard on his arm. Benita hits him with a splash and goes for a cover but not even a one. Gill with a headbutt to Icicle. Platinum smashes a guitar over Rick Rock's head! That hit just went Platinum! El Autorretrato stomps on El Moustapha's bruised arm. Benita charging Icicle and Icicle guillotines her on the glass barricade! Running back a little and charging her with a basement dropkick to the back! Enough force that Benita spit blood over the railing onto the story below. Rolls her back for a pin-

 

Alonso: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Benita Factor is eliminated by Icicle! (1)

 

 

Reggie:

Benita Factor was bequeathed one (1) beatdown! She would have been better served staying where she was. Gill with a snap punch to Okapi. El Autorretrato catches Lucas A Parker trying to stay out of the fray, pulls him in, they get a Selfie! AND THE SHORT ARM CLOTHESLINE!! SELFIE-STICK! Moustapha to his feet and back body drop to Icicle, as we shift gears and head to the Carrusel Food Court with Lightning Lenny Cruz!

 

 

Lenny: And we are ROCKIN up here in this Food Court, we got our Top Floor bein' watched by the crazy delicious chef, Mr. José Olmedo, yo I ate at his restaurant last night before we did this and he is killin' it bro. Let's see what the ring acumen is.

 

 

José: Lenny! You like the food?

 

Lenny:

Killer, man! Sorry we got you in a food court though.

 

José: Is okay. 

 

Lenny:

And Connor Varney throwin' fists at Roux Lette, Devious Daphne going for a throat punch on the Fabulous Matt but Matt grabs the arm and backslide driver into a pin! Daphne rolls out before Olmedo can get in there for a count and Bulldog to Varney! Daphne locks Varney in the arm-trapped Dragon, the Shock Collar and Varney struggling but manages to power out of it. Daphne grabs a chair from the food court and whangs Matt with one of the chairs from the Food Court!

 

Roux Lette switching it up with a spinning heel kick to Alanna Daze. Pinoy Power Surge gets a running start SHE DIVES OVER THE BARRICADE AND CORKSCREW MOONSAULT TO STEVE OFF ON THE LOWER FLOOR! YOOOO WHAT? HOLY CRAP! She just entered the Auspices of Cheferee Hernán Correa!

 

 

Hernán: ONE-!

 

Lenny: 

Steve Off kicks at one! Back up top Daphne gets Roux Lette with a half nelson suplex and going for a pin but Roux gets out fairly easily. Erika Ishii looking to take advantage of Daphne's back being turned with a leap DAPHNE CATCHES THEM AND POWERSLAM INTO A TABLE! I don't know how she heard them coming but that was a hell of a maneuver. Daphne does however take an elbow to the back of the head by Connor Varney ISHII COMES OFF THE TABLE AND BLOCKBUSTER TO VARNEY! Alanna Daze kicks Matt down onto his stomach...a Modified Camel Clutch, she's got her arms placed to push Matt's ears as she holds his head back! She's got him locked in the Staff Meeting!! OH HE'S FIGHTIN', HE'S FIGHTIN' HARD, HE FLIPS THEM BOTH AROUND AND INTO A PIN!

 

José: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Alanna Daze is eliminated by The Fabulous Matt! (1)

 

 

Lenny:

Bro straight up said "This meeting's gonna be an e-mail!" He gets up and gives an immediate punch to Devious Daphne. Connor taking a cue from Pinoy and he's going for a diving splash OH KIRA SCENE CATCHES HIM AND PLANTS HIM WITH A SPIKE PILEDRIVER! LIGHTNING DOES NOT STRIKE TWICE! Daphne finally catches wind that Winta Nigisti has been waiting for sushi, sneaks up behind and takes her down with a cafeteria tray! Let's send it over to my bud Eli Ray! Eli?

 

 

Eli:

I'm here in the Tiger section where our top floor is being monitored by perennial superfan Ron Funches.

 

 

Ron: Hey Eli Ray!! I'm glad I'm good at voice acting, cause that's a big dude with a lotta anger in his eyes I'm a have to count to 3 and I can still do voices in a full cast. 

 

Eli:
I'm sure you got this. The big dude Ron is referring to is Abyss Breaker, whose presence there is kind of a bad day for everyone except maybe Alessia Romano, who's on his team. And Prism Patty trips up Vesuvius! Prism grabs his legs quickly...getting them up, and PRISM TRAP! You may think it a little early, but the costume Vesuvius wears is actually working against him in this hold! He's contorting in uncomfortable ways, and he taps!!

 

Vesuvius is eliminated by Prism Patty! (1)

 

 

Eli:

I don't understand why people think these costumes are anything but a hassle. Unless you're in control of the whole match you're damaging yourself. Ah well. Not for me to ask. Zephyr plants a running dropkick to Pope Oscurita, she barely stops herself from going through a storefront. So Zephyr does it AGAIN and Oscurita's body finds a window display!! La Garra hits Chim Cú Mèo with a Spear!! 

 

Ron: ONE!

 

Eli:

Chim is up and trying to straighten himself out. Slides under Abyss Breaker's boot, PARKOUR OFF THE RAILING AND ZIG ZAGS ABYSS BREAKER! WHAT??

 

Ron: ONE!

 

Eli: 

Chim is launched off so he's gonna be stuck at one for that attempt. Chim rolls from that launch into a sort of rolling thunder and DDT to La Garra! Going for a pin but not even one. Abyss Breaker boots Oscurita I back with little effort. Abyss has Chim and Prism up by the throat, I think we're gonna get a double Chokeslam ZEPHYR CHARGES ALL THREE OF THEM WITH AN EVERLAST BAG AND SENDS THEM OVER THE EDGE OF THE RAILING TO THE BOTTOM FLOOR!!! ZEPHYR COMING DOWN TO JOIN THEM WITH A MOONSAULT!!! WHOA!!! THE REFEREE DOWNSTAIRS IS NED LASSITER AND HE'S GOT THREE BODIES TO COUNT!

 

 

Ned: ONE! ---

 

Eli: Chim escapes but the other two are still trapped!

 

Ned: TWO! THREE!

 

Abyss Breaker and Prism Patty are eliminated by Zephyr! (1/2)

 

 

Eli:
THAT WAS TRULY INSANE!

 

 

Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

 

Eli:

I don't know how we're gonna top that, but damned if we're not gonna try. Alessia Romano's advantage went over the edge and was taken out of the conversation, now she has to fight this herself and she clonks the heads of Oscurita and La Garra together. Pope a little dazed but responds to Romano with a clothesline but La Garra locks in a Sharpshooter!!! OH BUT OSCUIRTA REVERSES INTO A PIN-

 

Ron: ONE!

 

Eli:
La Garra kicks! Alessia charges, La Garra trying for a Sharpshooter on her and AGAIN it gets reversed into a pin! I think she needs a new finisher-WAIT SHE REVERSES THE ROLL BACK INTO THE SHARPSHOOTER! THIS TIME ALESSIA IS FULLY LOCKED IN AND SHE'S TAPPIN!!

 

Alessia Romano is eliminated by La Garra! (1)

 

 

Eli:

I was so sure that Anti-System had an unbreakable advantage here but both members have been sent walking! And speaking of, let's pass it off to Ash Greaves-Orleans in the Bowling Alley. Ash?

 

 

Ash:

The following...oh, I guess I don't have to do that. Force of habit. Anyway, here we are at the Bowling Alley, with Panama's Gold-Medal Winning Bowler Donald Lee officiating what will likely turn out to be a desecration of his sanctuary.

 

 

Donald: You know, it will likely be how you say sublimation for all the bad games I have had in my career.

 

Ash:

That's a really healthy way to look at it. Okay. So. Pam Arnasdóttir greets the new hire Stonefist with a big slap and he just stares her down. And Sombras makes use of the surrounding, smashing Zora Luthor in the face with a bowling ball! COUNTESS HAS MORGAN MAVERICK IN THE ENTHRALL! The Code of Silence in other places, it's equally painful no matter the name. And Morgan struggling out to get out of the hold and ZORA ROLLS TWO BALLS TO HER, SHE'S USING THEM TO MAKE THE LEVERAGE SHAKY AND ABLE TO PUSH HERSELF OFF INTO A BRIDGE PIN!!

 

Donald: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Countess has been eliminated by Morgan Maverick! (1)

 

 

Ash:

Morgan Maverick gets up, Manta Ray leaps and Morgan catches him! Front slam! And going for the pin-MANTA REVERSES TO A ROLL UP-Morgan kicks up. Manta Ray to his feet and Hazel immediately pops him with the Trouble in Paradise!! Cover up-

 

Donald: ONE! TWO! TH-

 

Ash:

Manta gets his shoulder up! Hazel undeterred and rolls Riri Tonu up but Tonu kicks out early. Stonefist takes a swing at Gilberto J, J blocks and headbutt to Stonefist! Luthor with an exploder suplex to Donna Matrix, ooh her back hits the ball release. Renaud Lavillenie from behind Maverick brings her down into a Rear Naked! There's no way to do a rope break when there's no ring!! Morgan trying to get out but struggling only makes it worse! MORGAN MAVERICK IS TAPPING OUT!

 

Morgan Maverick is eliminated by Renaud Lavillenie! (1)

 

 

Ash:

She's usually on top of it all, so this is a new experience for her. And Genesis gets Gilberto J with a Backslide, going for a pin but Gilberto exits easily. Kyu Ketsu trying for a back spinkick to Manta, Manta ducks and Poison Ranas him over a ball release! Donna Matrix lassos Rade's leg with her Ethernet o'Nine Tails and trips him up! Going for a pin but he's up before the 1. Zora smashes Pam's head into the ball release! Donna unleashing that Ethernet o'Nine Tails on Hazel and I DON'T love the imagery of this so let's pass it along to the Observatory and Marcus Donovan!

 

 

Marcus:

Thanks my sib from another crib. And that's right, we're here looking at the stars both in the sky and in the brawl. Helping us out is the Panamanian most synonymous with the stars, JAIME ALEMÁN! You ready to do this sir?

 

 

Jaime: 

Don't even need the countdown.

 

Marcus:

Well let's do it to it then. Jerry Knox with a pair of gut punches on Tawny Towne, and Slang Dang with a powerslam on Solrac. Bonnie Anne Clyde with a forearm shot to T. Krip. OLYMPIC SLAM BY SOLRAC TO ELLIS D! Going for the pin-

 

Jaime: ONE!

 

Marcus: 

ELLIS D REVERSES! 

 

Jaime: ONE!

 

Marcus: 

Solrac reverses again!! And Ellis D kicks out easily. Wildcat Taylor with a discus lariat on Brian Storm. We've got brawls left right and center. Bonnie decides to high tail it out and go to the Alley. Terra Formiga blasting T. Krip with a quick leg combo. Slang Dang looking to take advantage of T. Krip getting blasted but T. Krip catches him, a Spinebuster and going for the cover, Slang gets up no issue. LOOKOUTWILDCATAIKOWITHTHEMOONBLADEKICK! GOING FOR THE COVER!!

 

Jaime: ONE! TWO! 

 

Marcus: 

Wildcat with the shoulder!!  Wait, Sting Ray is here! He's got that injury, is...is this a good idea? Goes for the chop on Jerry Knox, a Blocks by Knox and punch back to Thunder's face. Vinaasha has a model of what appears to be the planet Saturn and she SMASHES it over T. Krip's head! Moon deciding to take his skills, ironically, out of the Planetarium to the bowling alley. Tawny takes this opportunity to get an elbow on Krip right in the impact spot of that model. Meanwhile Solrac taking a more old-school approach with a classic judo flip to Vinaasha. Aiko with a Spinning Back Fist to Terra Formiga as we go down the line to the next section. At the Kangaroo Court, it's the head voice of Frequency, Mr. Jackson Creed.

 

 

Jackson:

Thank you, Marcus Donovan. This night has been an absolute slobberknocker and this section promises to be no different. And this will be called up here by Farrah Lance, who is the sister of recently fallen Erica Lance but who promises to be neutral. 

 

 

Jackson:

Utopia Lin has Jaunty John Ti by his tie! She's yanking him back and kneeling on his back! That's one way to do a submission. And John Ti gagging a bit, having to lose his prized tie to break free. Kacy kicks Cheyenne right where the saddle goes and rolls her up-

 

Farrah: ONE!

 

Jackson:

And Cheyenne kicks up and gets on her feet. Landmime with a giant boot to Utopia Lin. Jaunty John Ti making his way out of the fray, possibly to get a new tie. Kacy Kruel continuing her destruction of Cheyenne with a brutal throat punch. And Utopia Lin joining Kruel in the brutality on Cheyenne, driving a Kenneth Cole pump across her face. Cheyenne finally fighting back with a ripcord lariat, and an Oklahoma Slam! 

 

Landmime leapfrogging Cheyenne and a frog splash on Kacy Kruel! Cheyenne with an elbow to Kruel and truly focusing hard on Kacy Kruel, which I get as she's the most seasoned fighter here, and giving into her darker instincts - embracing them even - makes her incredibly dangerous. AND LANDMIME THROWING CHEYENNE AT UTOPIA LIN! OOOH THAT IS ROUGH LOOKING. Landmime grabs Utopia into a Suplex OH HERE COMES SILKY SEBASTIAN SMOOTH WITH A DROPKICK! WHAT A DOUBLE TEAM! And Utopia struggling to her feet, Kruel back to pick at the scraps and Utopia sprays her in the eyes with perfume! Kacy Kruel smiling...oh, that's creepy. 360 Degree Facebreaker by Kruel!!! Going for the pin-

 

Farrah: ONE!

 

Jackson:

Unbelievable!! Utopia kicks up! It could be a body spasm, but it results in the same. Kacy frustrated to not even get a 2 LOOK OUT HERE COMES LOUD LEN HUIGHE DRIVING A SUBWOOFER RIGHT INTO HER FACE! And Smooth adds a saxophone to Kruel's beatdown. It seems the only way to see someone else get the fight is to pass it along to Irving Barth.

 

 

Irving:

Thank you! It's an honor to be calling action in a place where I started as an intern. A mall. Not this specific one. And the irony is that Lily Martin, who was the ref when I first started, was going to be the ref here too but it was kibashed at the last moment. So I'm not sure what's going to happen with Lily or who's going to do...oh, it's local favorite Dimelo Flow!

 

 

Irving:

Morris Marks and Rosalina Ramos decide to work together and huge suplex to International Wrestling Sensation Miu! And a hooded figure charges Labrys but Labrys with a quick spinebuster. Labrys trying to get up and YARP YETI LEAPFROGGING THE FIGURE AND STANDING SHOOTING STAR!! SNOWDRIFT BY YARP YETI!!

 

Dimelo: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Labrys is eliminated by Yarp Yeti! (1)

 

 

Irving:

I think that might have been the first recorded fall for either Yeti all year! Miu with an Inverted DDT to Jessie Graff! Mint Condition Morris Marks looking for a trading card store...HE FINDS AGGIE CLOWN PRINCE OF HELL! AND WITH THAT THE LAST LAUGH MANDIBLE CLAW!!! LISTEN TO HIM LAUGH!! MARKS TAPS FAIRLY QUICKLY!!

 

Mint Condition Morris Marks is eliminated by Aggie the Clown Prince of Hell! (1)

 

 

Irving:

He's certainly not left as a PSA 10. Aggie not even washing his fingers off and immediately into the moth of Miu!! MIU TAPS!!!

 

Miu is eliminated by Aggie the Clown Prince of Hell! (2)

 

 

Irving:

Max Miles with a solid forearm to the Hooded Figure, and then a boot to the midsection of Yarp and a scoop slam to Yarp. Max is getting a lot of...Mileage. Jessie Graff hits a big moonsault knee to Yarp and trampolines off him to DDT Aggie! Rosalina Ramos trying to get on in this and with a splash but Yarp gets his knees up! Yarp to his feet, Max Miles coming for him and SNOWDRIFT TO MAX MILES!! GOING FOR THE PIN!

 

Dimelo: ONE! TWO! TH-

 

Irving:

Max Miles up at 2.5! Just barely catching his breath! AND SNOWPLOW SPEAR TO THE HOODED FIGURE BY YARP!! 

 

Dimeo: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Irving:

Behind the hood is...Lily Martin!! LILY MARTIN ENTERED THIS AND DIDN'T DO A DAMN THING IN THIS MATCH!

 

Lily Martin is eliminated by Yarp Yeti! (2)

 

 

Irving:

And Yarp Yeti may well be in the beginning of a career renaissance, as he's already in the multiple falls club, and he GETS UP WITH A HEADBUTT TO MAX MILES. And with that I'm gonna swing it over to Loren Redfox, the new Ring Announcer for GHW International! Loren?

 

 

Loren:

Thank you Irving! And we have a great local celebrity here doing the counting for us, please welcome LORNA!

 

 

Lorna: Thank you! Thank you so much, Loren Redfox!

 

Loren:

Blue Ribbon Bonnie wasting no time and POWERBOMBS RAVE N THROUGH A JEWELRY DISPLAY CASE!!! Going for the pin-

 

Lorna: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Rave N is eliminated by Blue Ribbon Bonnie! (1)

 

 

Loren:

And what an explosive start to this section! And Aja Lioness with a Muay Thai Combo to Tara Gonzo. At one point these two were going to be in a different federation altogether but now here they found each other. Nadja Norris with a quick punch combo to Trevor DeMartin, Trevor spins around and ducks Tara Gonzo's spin kick, picks her up for the over-the-shoulder gutbuster! Nadja hits Aja in the stomach with a sharp knee. 

 

DX Royal ducks outta here and heads over to the Dolphin section. Bonnie with a T-Bone suplex to Tara Gonzo! She's really getting tenderized. Idalecio adding to that with a devastating leg drop. Norris switches her view over to James Holzhauer, the Jeopardy man who fashioned himself a wrestler, and drills him with a discus lariat. Holzhauer quick to his feet, okay, and a scoop slam to Trevor DeMartin. Blue Ribbon Bonnie gets Idalecio in a headlock....ONE STIFF PUNCH TO THE FACE! TWO STIFF PUNCHES TO THE FACE! THREE....FOUR....AND UP INTO THE FIREMAN'S....F5! THAT'S THE RECIPE FOR MISS BONNIE'S AWARD-WINNING 5-ALARM CHILI!!! COVERING UP IDALECIO!!!

 

Lorna: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Idalecio is eliminated by Blue Ribbon Bonnie! (2)

 

 

Loren:

Aja Lioness and Tara Gonzo working...together now! Double high kick sandwiches the head of Nadja Norris! Nadja back to her feet, deciding who to target, she chooses Gonzo and Enzuigiri! ERICA MARBELLA-THOMAS FROM OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A ROLLUP ON AJA LIONESS, Aja kicks out and laughs at her as we shift focus. 

 

 

Milo crouches in the crowd, huffing, adjusting his glasses. He can feel the adrenaline buzzing in his ears.

 

Milo (to himself, fast, panicked):

“Okay, okay, that was reckless but effective. I’m one-for-one, batting a thousand, technically undefeated in MAWL BRAWL scenarios. The strategy still holds: avoid detection, pose as a fan, cheer really loud, only attack when they’re basically unconscious. It’s a numbers game. Statistically, I am a genius. Yes. A genius.”

 

He pulls a tourist’s baseball cap down low over his mask and grabs another abandoned drink for cover.

 

Milo (shouting, blending back in):

“YEAH! GO MAWL! WOO! GREAT BRAWL, GUYS!”

 

On the screen above, his name still flickers among the actual wrestlers. Fans laugh, point, and chant “STAT-MAN! STAT-MAN!”—not out of respect, but out of sheer disbelief.

 

Milo basks in it anyway. For the moment, his strategy works:

 

Hide in the crowd.

 

Play the fan.

 

Sneak in at the last possible second.

 

Escape before anyone remembers he’s a competitor.

 

He sips his drink, nodding solemnly like a general reviewing his battle plan.

 

Milo (quietly):

“Camouflage, distraction, opportunism. Raccoon tactics. Statistically unkillable.”

 

 

Astrid:

We've got eyes up on the top floor of the Dolphin, up here with referee and Olympian Hillary Heron.

 

 

Astrid:

DX Royal with a jumping knee strike to Cory Anderson, Anderson to his feet and gives a superkick to Quelpo! Royal looking to get Anderson's attention again but Amazon Pryme gets in Royal's way and rocks him with a slap, Jaguar King grabs her slapping hand and judo flip! It's a real chain event kind of fighting. Anderson with a spinning side slam to Hiro Kahashi, and going for the pin-

 

Hillary: ONE!

 

Astrid: Kahashi back to his feet. Anderson and Quelpo considering a teamup and going to DX, double suplex - NO! HE REVERSES WITH A DOUBLE FACEPLANT! GOING TO COVER THEM BOTH-ANDERSON SLIPS OUT BUT QUELPO STILL DOWN-

 

HILLARY: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Quelpo is eliminated by DX Royal! (1)

 

 

Astrid:

Quelpo is out but Cory Anderson rolls DX Royal up! 

 

Hillary: ONE! 

 

Astrid:

Royal survives and immediately hits a powerslam on Hiro Kahashi. Genoveva Nilza slides away from the chaos and heads to another section of the mall. Jaguar King with a snap punch to DX Royal. Amazon charging Hiro with a lariat, Hiro ducks and POPS UP OUTTA NOWHERE WITH THE SPINNING CUTTER! IT'S THE LAST SURPRISE!! Going for a cover-

 

Hillary: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Amazon Pryme is eliminated by Hiro Kahashi! (1)

 

 

Astrid:
HIRO AND DX SMASH A WHOLE ATM ON JAGUAR KING! Anderson stomps King, Hiro and DX high five each other for a job well done DX TURNS THAT HIGH FIVE INTO A KIMURA LOCK!! WHAT A QUICK BETRAYAL!!! HIRO IS CAUGHT IN THE DXR CLUTCH!!! AND HE'S A-TAPPIN!

 

Hiro Kahashi is eliminated by DX Royal! (2)

 

 

Astrid:

Getting hungry? I'm getting hungry. Let's send it over to the Magic Zone, where I don't think any of our magicians are. Pen Gwen also wasn't in the Penguin zone. Who knows. Anyway, you know who is there? The lead developer for MAWL III, who is sponsoring this whole event and quite possibly also getting motion capture for this as a match type.

 

 

Amelia:

You are absolutely right about that. The MAWL BRAWL is going to be one of our new modes. And it's going to be NUTS. But, I am not just a developer, I am a rabid fan of this business and MAWL in particular, so I am thrilled to be calling this section of the event, with the last celebrity chef to be introduced, Gabriel "Grim" Grimaldo!

 

 

Gabriel: 

Does this mean I'll be a playable character?

 

Amelia:

Unlockable and then yes, fully functional in the ring. 

 

Gabriel:

Outstanding. Let's talk moveset when this is all done. 

 

Amelia:

Can't wait. But now let's call this action. Mary O'Nette deciding to check out another piece of the mall, guess we'll see her later. The Unstable Kid Rod Crane already throwing hot fish and chips at Nor Phoenix Diana! Oh, Lexxus OC unloading a brutal series of chops on Confetti and gives him a rough throat chop. Ol' Jill brought her own toys, pulls a carnival hammer out of her wagon and swinging it at Michael Sistine OH but the Human Chapel stops the hammer in the tracks and whips it, and Jill, away from him. ISHANI WITH A POISON RANA TO PHOENIX ONTO A TABLE! She just drove her head first and the table didn't give way but Phoenix is definitely in trouble as the former champ Ishani goes for a pin-NOR REVERSES IT-Ishani kicks out before a one can be counted.

 

Lexxus OC measuring up how to address the monster that is Michael Sistine, she goes for the classic low blow kick! H. Dog leaping off a table and jumping forearm shot to Candelabra. Cam E Leon not doing a good enough job of hiding and Oliver Goodman unloads a round of punches to his midsection. Crane gets Confetti with a Snap Belly to Belly onto a bench. Firefox thought he could avoid the action but Candelabra gets him into a vertical suplex...oh she's just holding him there in a sort of...90 degree Torture Rack? She twists his arm up and is wrenching on him....okay this is the Chandelier Submission! Interesting way to go about it, the blood rushing to Firefox's head and I think...he's tapping!

 

Firefox is eliminated by Candelabra! (1)

 

 

Amelia:

Oliver Goodman taking a look at this and deciding to nope to a different floor. Cam E Leon taking a different approach and tilt-a-whirl headscissors to Candelabra! And Lexxus OC keeping Candelabra on the ground holding her foot on her neck...stomp on the neck! That's brutal! Let's pass it along, back to Sinclair DeVille.

 

 

Sinclair:

Oh my, did the violence offend your sensibilities? How very cute. 

 

Amelia:

I can assure you they did not.

 

Sinclair:

I'm sure, darling. Well, for those of us craving violence, I am expecting some delicacies here on the top floor, with referee Kenny Prince, whoever that is, monitoring the action.

 

 

SInclair:

And what do we have here but this refined piece of art as she - oh my, how delightful, she uses the hook of her Parasol to trip young Rod Kanhai! She's keeping his ankle in the hook and bending the parasol back....oh simply marvelous usage of this parasol, as she digs the tip into Mr. Kanhai's back! Wrenching this parasol contraption, a splendid combination of ankle lock and back pressure, all while leaning on Mr. Kanhai's neck! And now Mr. Kanhai, I do believe the lady bids you submit-Well now, what is this madness, he is pushing off his arms and he flips them both like a turtle on his shell! And he has the young lass in a pinning predicament-

 

Kenny: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Genteel Jen Teal is eliminated by Rod Kanhai! (1)

 

 

Sinclair:

Well, the level of sophistication went significantly down in this crowd but still we carry on. Ah, this Vanderley fellow is still providing some nature of class, as he gets Max Impact up into a Pumphandle Position...he carries him up to one of these food court tables...Quite fascinating! A Moonsault Fallaway Pumphandle Slam THROUGH the Food Court Table! I believe he refers to that as his Vanderpump, okay clever enough I suppose, and he goes for a pin-

 

Kenny: ONE! TWO! THR-

 

Sinclair:

Max Impact kicks up at 2 and a half. Fire Marshall Ruth behind Raleigh Erin Moss, and she locks in a sleeperhold. Oh, but wait faithful viewers, this appears to be no ordinary sleeper, she's jamming her fingers in the nose of Moss and jerking her head backwards! If she's pulling the nozzle, this can only mean we are witnessing the Extinguisher! And yes! She pushes her knee into the back of Moss as she does this! Simply destructive! Raleigh is gasping for air, and the Dame of Dreamtime maybe getting her own rest...she's reaching for...for a bench at one of these tables! Silly girl there are no rope br...well my my! She pushes down hard on the bench and with just the right angle to smash Ruth's head on the table! I have to admit, that was an impressive reversal. Not too much damage because of Ruth's helmet, but it stunned her enough to let go and Raleigh desperately gasps for air.

 

Alfos and TOME sandwich the head of Penny R Cade in between their boots! Both going for the pin-

 

Kenny: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Penny R. Cade is eliminated by TOME (1) and Alfos (1)!

 

 

Sinclair:

Well now perhaps Penny and the nerd woman can talk video games and leave the action to real fighters. TOME arises from the pin and immediately boots Dusty McGraw right in the face. Rod Kanhai attempts a lariat at Glen Leven, Glen ducks and smashes a beer bottle over his head. How refined. And the drunken brawler sees Raleigh still trying to get some air and takes advantage of the situation, bodyslams her into the bench! And going for the cover but Raleigh able to roll away from it. 

 

Rod Kanhai with an Alabama Slam to Max Impact. Alfos had been scouting his next target and he locks onto Dashing Desperado Dex Tex! Alfos leaps to one table, to another table, and jumps down on Dex with a DDT. Raleigh still trying to catch her air, TOME and Vanderley see an opportunity and they lift her up together...but squandered as she reverses into a Double DDT! Dirk of Order Up looks to capitalize and gets Vanderley up BUT HE REVERSES INTO THE VANDERPUMP! GOING FOR A PIN-

 

Kenny: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Dirk is eliminated by Vanderley! (1)

 

 

Sinclair:

How fortunate for Dirk that the Food Court is right there, he can get a job more suited to his skill set. TOME and young Mr. Kanhai looking for their next double team and TOME changes his mind, lifting Rod Kanhai high above his head - I almost said lifted him "Kan-High" but that's a job more suited for Lenny Cruz - and CHOKESLAM THROUGH A TABLE! A one handed pin!

 

Kenny: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Rod Kanhai is eliminated by TOME! (2)

 

 

Sinclair:

This is turning out to be an absolute massacre and I am finding it quite satisfying. As Max Impact stiffs Vanderley with a punch, I pass it along to Sherman Grace.

 

 

Sherman:

And here we go at the edge of the Mall, with referee and plus-sized activist, the amazing Gracie Bon.

 

 

Gracie:

Thank you, thank you so much. 

 

Sherman:

Dante Rivera shooting right off with a huge shooting star from the railing on both Randi Rah-Rah and Technicolor. Yerb Yeti runs down Hernâni Ogullu with a spear. Randi to her feet and a roll-up on La Bosqua but Bosqua kicks out. Yerb gets up from the spear and Dante catches him out with an Enzuigiri! Technicolor leapfrogs Dante and frog splash to Yerb! And La Bosqua escapes downstairs, Ogullu heading to the train. 

 

Max Matthews drives a huge Polish hammer into Technicolor's back, then gets on the train. Norman and Randi sandwich Dante with an elbow shot, and Randi follows that up with a standing moonsault. I am always so impressed when someone can just launch from the zero point into a flip move. Propaganda hits a spinning back suplex on Technicolor, and Technicolor bounces up, goes for the lariat but Tech ducks and Rivera eats it! 

 

Let's check out what's happening w-

 

The screen fizzes and cuts to-

 

The balcony railings of the second floor food court have become the unofficial VIP section. The crowd is packed tight below, but up here, two very distinct figures lean casually against the glass.

 

Aztec, arms folded over his black-and-gold singlet, scars catching the glow of neon mall lights, watches the chaos with a grim satisfaction. Beside him, Dr. Fists adjusts his comically oversized foam gloves, flipping open a tiny notebook that’s already halfway filled with scribbles.

 

 

Aztec (low, growling):

“The jack-o’-lanterns are already out… which means the cursed ornaments of Christmas are not far behind. Every mall becomes a battlefield of false cheer.”

 

He smirks as a pair of wrestlers crash through a sunglass hut below, glass shattering like brittle bones.

 

Aztec:

“Yes. Let it all burn. Tear down the kiosks. Reduce the temple of commerce to rubble.”

 

Dr. Fists hums thoughtfully, tapping his pencil against his notebook.

 

Dr. Fists (deadpan):

“Noted: Patient exhibits seasonal trauma associated with premature retail décor. Possible treatment—exposure therapy by shoving him into a Macy’s clearance section in December.”

 

The crowd roars as the big screen shows the updated leaderboard. The first name pops up-

 

Milo “Stat-Man” Rivers – 1 elimination.

 

Aztec tilts his head, unimpressed. Dr. Fists’ jaw literally drops.

 

Dr. Fists (pointing):

“Wait. WAIT. Hold the therapy couch—Milo?!? He’s in this thing?!”

 

He flips through his notebook frantically, as if the answer might be buried between half-baked catchphrases and stick-figure sketches of chokeholds.

 

Dr. Fists:

“I had him on my ‘least likely to survive a brisk walk to the food court’ list! Where did that kid go? He was just here!”

 

Aztec chuckles darkly, eyes fixed on the chaos below.

 

Aztec:

“The boy hides among them. Like a rat scurrying beneath the ruins. Clever… but rats are only clever until the fire reaches their nest.”

 

A crash from the far end of the court— The crowd chants “STAT-MAN! STAT-MAN!” as if summoning a trickster spirit.

 

Dr. Fists rubs his chin with one giant foam hand, looking genuinely perplexed.

 

Dr. Fists:

“Unbelievable. He’s… he’s actually using my number-one coping mechanism—denial! Pretend you’re not in the fight, and sometimes the fight pretends you’re not there. Brilliant! Horribly unsafe! But brilliant!”

 

Aztec exhales through his mask, almost laughing.

 

Aztec:

“He believes he is hidden. But the hourglass drains. Sooner or later, even rats must face the flood.”

 

The two of them settle back into their “spectator” roles: Aztec cheering quietly every time a storefront collapses in dust and chaos, Dr. Fists jotting “Case Study: Milo’s Rat Tactics” with bullet points like crowd camouflage and cheap pin opportunism.

 

For once, they are not the ones in the ring. And for once, they seem content—watching the mall descend into pure carnage, waiting to see if Milo survives long enough for the punchline.

 

We follow the camera down to the Penguin area of the main floor and Loren Redfox.

 

 

Loren: 

And we've got a Trans Advocate, the wonderful Venus Tejada, as referee.

 

 

Loren: 

Deke the Freak hits a headscissors on Jay the Joker and seeking a pin - no go. Karina Rego with a brutal pair of knees to the midsection of Sarah Sharp. Joker back to his feet and gives Wiski Sour a squirt in the eyes with some ReaLemon. That'll flavor up her cocktails. Deke with a headbutt to Jen Nerrix now. Sharp gets Wiski up, a real high lift, and THERE IS THE JOYKILLER SPINEBUSTER!! 

 

Venus: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Wiski Sour is eliminated by Sarah Sharp! (1)

 

 

Loren:

Last call for Wiski! Faith tries for a straight punch on Deke, blocked and a headbutt staggers her back. Reel Ren Lureman locking Senator Stephanie Sherwood up, OOOH Sherwood with a kick to his tacklebox. Rego hits Nerrix with a back suplex and going for a bridging pin but Nerrix kicks out easily and she walks RIGHT INTO A GIANT MALLET TO THE FACE BY JAY THE JOKER!! Going for a pin-

 

Venus: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Jen Nerrix is eliminated by Jay the Joker! (1)

 

 

Loren:

Sherwood clocks Faith in the head with a big-ass bottle of vitamins from GNC. Karina slips out to head to another part of the mall. Sharp with a rib-rattling kick to Sherwood's midsection. Lureman gets DTF with a short-arm lariat and with that I send it back down to Irving Barth to continue the Pandamonium.

 

 

Irving:

I see what you did there. Here on the lower end of the Panda Party we've got Frequency of the Damned's own Danny Quickcount Rayes calling the shots.

 

 

Irving:

This section's got clowns galore...Aggie's upstairs and Stitches is down here. But it's Mal Sangre who springs into action clawing at the eyes of Tyler Hayes. Oh damn Vernon Gravewater's actually in action and he swings at Gene Applebottom of the Lo Ridaz, a new tag team from GHW, Gene ducks the swing and backbreaker to Gravewater. Sangre staying on Hayes and his eyes in particular, a Blood Mist has Hayes stumbling about! And Karina Rego looking to make her mark here now as she sends All Star Eric Verne through a kiosk!

 

Gravewater looking to reply to Gene, Gene weaves away from him and right hook to the face. Stitches deciding to go upstairs to meet the other clown who I believe is his partner in the MAWL III cover art. Gravewater taking his focus away from Gene and turning it now to Mal Sangre, pulling him into the front headlock...whispering something into his ear but I can't make out what...oooh there's the twist and we got the Maw of the Swamp! 

 

Danny: ONE!

 

Irving:

Mal Sangre up at one. I know that Gravewater has it in for the current members of La Sangre Maldita, but it seems that extends to the alumni as well. Hayes thinking that Sangre being taken will give him a break, but Karina Rego catches him off guard with a splash! Going for a cover-

 

Danny: ONE!

 

Irving:
Hayes gets his shoulder up and shoulder tackles Gravewater! I don't know why he thinks getting involved there is a good idea, but he's going to be quick to learn that it's very much not. But that's not going to come from Gravewater himself, it's going to come from Mal Sangre! Pop Up Powerbomb!! Bloodline's Wrath!! Mal goes for a pin but Hayes instinctively gets his shoulder up. Rego sees Sugar Cooki trying to get away but she rolls her up for a pin! But Cooki kicks out easily. A cloud of smoke and Gravewater just...vanishes. Huh. ERIC VERNE SPEAR TO GENE APPLEBOTTOM! ERIC VERNE SPEAR TO KARINA REGO! HE JUST SNAPPED THEM BOTH IN HALF! REGO TO HER FEET, FRONT FLIP AND LARIAT BUT VERNE DUCKS THE LARIAT AND MAL SANGRE EATS IT! RULES AND REGOLATIONS! KARINA WITH THE PIN-

 

Danny: ONE! TWO! THREE! 

 

Mal Sangre is eliminated by Karina Rego! (1)

 

 

Irving:

An Immortal Wrath Demon survives the onslaught of a Supernatural Swamp Doctor only to be taken out by a Salty Suburbanite with the Manager on Speed Dial. That's gotta sting. Yeah...I'm gonna pass it off now. Jackson?

 

 

Jackson:

With this wide variety of fighters from all over, it's nice to see a familiar face keeping eyes on things, as Classic Jenny Caldwell is donning the stripes for this main floor section.

 

 

Jackson:

Damian Blackheart wasting no time at all, clutching the wrist of Reverend Abner Almighty, up we go and Plaguebringer brainbuster!! 

 

Jenny: ONE! TWO!

 

Jackson:

WAIT! Someone ran in and pushed the roll in the other way! With their help Reverend reverses the pin!!

 

Jenny: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Jackson:

I didn't see who that was...but they just screwed Damian!

 

Damian Blackheart is eliminated by Reverend Abner Almighty! (1)

 

 

Jackson:

Damian is out of this match, but he's giving chase!! Estrella del Mar, the Terrible Tourist, fittingly dropkicks JCM Ace through the Travel Kiosk! Going for a pin-

 

Jenny: ONE! 

 

Jackson:
JCM's expression means that Estrella made his biggest mistake of the month. I would run AND ZEKE THE SNEAK FROM OUTTA NOWHERE CHARGES ESTRELLA HEAD FIRST THROUGH THE SILVER AND CUTE KIOSK! WE'RE JUST DESTROYING EVERYTHING TODAY! Reverend Abner Almighty deciding to take a stop off at the Chapel. Estrella del Mar hits Zeke the Sneak with a running rocket kick... Betero Ieremia gets behind JCM Ace and full nelson slam! Cover on Ace-ACE REVERSES-

 

Jenny: ONE! TWO!

 

Jackson:

Betero kicks out, but Estrella launches himself on him with a running frog splash and covers him again!

 

Jenny: ONE!

 

Jackson:

Betero struggling a bit but shoulder up. Zeke punches Estrella BETERO SPEARS JCM ACE THROUGH A STOREFRONT WINDOW!! 

 

Jenny: ONE! TWO! TH-

 

Jackson: 

Ace up at literally 2 and 3 quarters. It's hard to keep this man down. Zeke with a running crossbody and Ace just PLANTS him with a front slam, and the cover-

 

Jenny: ONE!

 

Jackson:

Zeke up, Estrella sees Betero getting up through the Market window and running dropkick through the broken window crashes him through the display case! Ace whips a kiosk sign like a frisbee right into the head of Estrella and Zeke...how did Zeke get into the store so quick? I don't know but he drops another display case on Betero! This is pure anarchy! I almost don't want to cut away but I'm a good guy so sending it over to Eli Ray.

 

 

Eli:

You are a good guy, Jackson.

 

Jackson:
Thank you, I thought so. 

 

Eli:

And we've got one of our deputized security guards monitoring things, Mr. Ned F. Lassiter.

 

 

Eli:

Deusa Fletcha lands a big chop to the chest of Zephyr. Chim Cú Mèo hits a headscissors on Debra Cain. Xiyi with a solid kick combo to Soldat. Chim trying for the Headscissors on Omega X BUT OMEGA X POWERBOMBS HIM AND FLETCHA FROM BEHIND OMEGA WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX AND A PIN - NOTHING DOING. And as she gets up, Mysterious Steve drops her down with a superkick! 

 

Omega X hits an elbow to the back of Chim's head. Chim rolls back up, back elbow to Steve on the way to his feet. Fletcha kicks Cisco through a display window! Soldat headbutt to Indigo. Zephyr kicks Omega X through a different glass pane window...running back....CODEBREAKER OVER THE BROKEN PANE!! She covers Omega X-

 

Ned: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Omega X is eliminated by Zephyr! (3)

 

 

Eli:

That's Zephyr's third elimination and she pulls ahead of the pack! Xiyi gets a high kick to the back of Cisco's head. DEUSA FLETCHA GETS CISCO LOCKED IN AND UP HE GOES...SITOUT DOMINATOR! DEUS EX MACHINA!! A siren distracts DF from getting the pin and Cisco rolls away. Someone's looking out for Cisco INDIGO STOPS HIS ROLL WITH A JUMPING ELBOW OFF A KIOSK! What's goin' on over at CARRUSEL? Lenny?

 

 

Lenny:

Oh man where to begin. Connor Varney tosses Pinoy Power Surge through the glass protector of the Subway. Instagator gets Steve Off up into a Rack Attack position, she carries him up onto the counter of the Gelatiamo and Inverted Burning Hammer through the glass case! She calls the move the Hot Take, and going for the cover-

 

Hernán: ONE! 

 

Lenny:
Steve Off somehow manages to get a shoulder up, even with a face full of gelato and glass. WHOA! That's Roughshod Reese Rivet, I don't think I've seen her since XHW went under, and she's giving fists to Kira...I guess she goes by Kira Scene now. Connor Varney sees a white suit...oh, look it's Mr. Time! And I know Mr. Time has taken a managerial role lately so maybe he'll stay...well, looks like Varney's knocked his phone out of his hand and accepted this event, Mr. Time flabbergasted, Varney hits him with a snap DDT! Kira Scene with a low blow kick to Luis Diaz...OH I don't like that she's keeping her foot there as she gets the double underhook in, almost lifting him up with that foot...and Double Underhook DDT! That foot, that knee landing in the gut, it's all gruesome. She calls all this the Scene Stealer. 

 

Hernán: ONE! TWO! THREE! 

 

Luis Diaz is eliminated by Kira Scene! (1)

 

 

Lenny:

Anti-System is havin' a hell of a time today and it looks like all that remains is Soldat. Instagator with a gutbuster to Connor Varney. KIRA JUST DECKED RIVET WITH A TRAY! MR. TIME WITH A DEADLIFT GUTWRENCH SUPLEX AND DROPS VARNEY! GOING FOR A PIN-Varney kicks easily. Instagator with a Backslide Driver on Kira Scene and going for a pin-no dice. Scene to her feet and Varney blasts her with a dropkick pushing her back into the metal food counter. Rivet does them one better and powerbombs Pinoy Power Surge through that metal bar! Nicole Odeon charging Steve Off -

 

Customer:

DO A BARREL ROLL!

 

Lenny:

Nicole with the Rolling Thunder and a Flatliner! His head just bounced against a chair on his way down! The cover-

 

Hernán: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Steve Off is eliminated by Nicole Odeon! (1)

 

 

Lenny:

So much for being indestructible. Mr. Time hits a bionic elbow on Kira Scene and we are just receiving word that Damian has caught up with the attacker in the Chapel.

 

 

Damian corners the attacker, who dodges and rolls out of the way, until he is able to corner them. They pick up a bottle of holy water, but Damian pulls a vial from his satchel and whips it at them. They barely dodge, but the mask and hood fall to reveal- 

 

 

Heaven Lee: That's right. RADE cast me aside and the Good Reverend took me in. And now, I am fully committed to carrying out his good work in Frequency. Which means, Snake Oil, that I will cast you, and Rade, and Ace Anarchy, and all the demons of Frequency aside until it is damned no more. And I plan on taking others with me.

 

 

Reggie:

Dang. I was NOT expecting Ann Lee to sever from RADE. I also now don't know who's going to be his new Voice or what's going to happen there. I know that she and Blackheart have had their issues, but this is a whole new ballgame. Anyway, let's get it running here in the Elephant land. And our ref is - David Lee Roth. Ah. "Panama". I see what hapened here.

 

 

Reggie:

Ace Anarchy out like a shot with a clothesline on Syndy Sweet. She falls right into the arms of Odair Semedo who lifts her all the way up....Elevated Inverse Front Slam!! ODAIR UP THERE!! Going for the pin-Syndy reverses it into a pin of her own but Odair kicks out. Hoy Sumer with a schoolboy on Bea Attitude-

 

David: ONE!

 

Reggie:

Bea kicks. Odair with a quick fist to Sweet, then spins around and clobbers Terri Tinsel with a lariat. EL GALLITO LOCO OUTTA NOWHERE WITH THE CRAZY COOP DIVE TO ACE ANARCHY! GOING FOR A PIN-Ace Anarchy up without even a one and DRILLS SYNDY SWEET WITH THE STATE OF DECAY SPEAR! 

 

David: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Synful Syndy Sweet is eliminated by Ace Anarchy! (1)

 

 

Reggie:

Anarchy finished what he started! And Bea Attitude going for the harsh and quick roll-up on Terri Tinsel but not even a one. G. Grant Harris III going for an Oklahoma Slam on Ace Anarchy and going for a pin-ANARCHY REVERSES-kick out by Harris. Anarchy to his feet, Attitude attempts to get him with a fist but he blocks her and punches back. Semedo swings at Loco, but Loco ducks and drop toe hold to Semedo! Hoy Sumer with a sidewalk slam to Attitude! Anarchy going for the State of Decay Spear at Kross - KROSS DODGES AND SENDS HIM THROUGH A WINDOW! Loco with a huracanrana to Harris and going for the pin-

 

David: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

G. Grant Harris III is eliminated by El Gallito Loco!

 

 

Reggie:

Ya gotta hand it to Loco, he really knows how to thrive in these multi-person matches. It's how he scored the tag title shot for him and Tortuga. TINSEL PARKOUR OFF THE WALL AND MOONSAULT TO ACE ANARCHY AND ODAIR SEMEDO! Semedo up first, ODAIR UP THERE TO HOY SUMER!! AND A COVER-

 

David: ONE!

 

Reggie:

Sumer kicks out as I pass it over to Simon Apple in the Rhino section. 

 

 

Simon:

As we look into the lower floor, we have one of Panama's great progressive leaders, Iván Chanis Barahona, donning the zebras.

 

 

Simon:

I'm sure Colin would lust after this Jon Hamm-looking guy. But I'm all business. UV runs up and tilt-a-whirl DDT to Jodie Sweetin of the TGIF team and 90s media fame. Canute charges Vicious Valencia Valdez and a series of midsection hooks. Petey Peacock is quick on the draw and before UV can fully return to his feet from the DDT Petey's on him with a basement dropkick. Valencia, Jodie, and Petey seem to independently look at Pitta Power...they look at each other, back at Pitta...at the kiosks now, I don't love this, they each rip a front glass case from a kiosk, charging, and a three way chair smash with those glass panes on the head of Pitta Power!!! Oh buddy. Glass everywhere. Tragedeigh with a suplex on Magnus onto the shattered glass!! 

 

Sweetin, Valdez, and Peacock admire their work together...Sweetin swings around with a slap on Valdez! Sweetin on a rampage and she lays Tragedeigh out with a spinebuster on the glass!! Going for a pin-TRAGEDEIGH REVERSES THE PIN, THEY BOTH JUST ROLLED ON GLASS-

 

Iván: ONE!

 

Simon:

Sweetin kicks up, but even kicking up has to hurt. Tragedeigh stomps Magnus, that might have pushed some glass in, he may need to get checked on once he's eliminated. Sweetin with a throat punch to Tragedeigh. AND MAGNUS FIGHTING THROUGH THE PAIN, URANAGE TO TRAGEDEIGH AND GOING FOR THE PIN! TRAGEDEIGH DOESN'T EVEN STAY DOWN FOR A ONE COUNT. UV taking a leap at Valdez, she catches him and BRUTAL Powerbomb. Valdez turns around and quick fist but to Tragedeigh. Sweetin tries to cover Peacock and he monkey flips her off as we pass it down the line to Valerie Thomas at the Hippo Campus.

 

 

Valerie: 

And this section will be presided over by Frequency's senior official, Carter Vale, which is good as SOME degree of order is still a little necessary.

 

 

Valerie:

Violet with a smashing right fist into the face of Reborn Razlyn Shah. And Oh! That's Party Foul, another former XHW competitor, and she hits a spin kick on Thor! Lotta bravery going on there to try to do something like that. Yacouba Zongo looking to catch Violet while she's facing away, made himself a little too known and she spins around with that Bandit Country Lariat that's taken out competitors more seasoned than he. She goes for a cover, but a little early yet and he kicks. 

 

Lionheart going for a run, and he's clotheslined by a...Candy Cane? OH SNAP, YULETIDE IS HERE TO SPREAD CHEER! Not sure Lionheart is feeling too cheerful from that. I guess that other goofy looking dude, the wannabe white rapper, must be Topher Bootswithe of Lo Ridaz and he is givin' US Rae a little Shane O'Mac combo meal action. And Violet making the decision to try her luck in another region. Topher tryin' the combo on Thor as well. This dude's gonna piss off the wrong guy. Shah also finds her way to another section, oh don't run Raz. Ah well.

 

Uncle Insamity just shattered the ribs of Zongo with a fully unfurled flagpole! There's gotta be SOMETHING against that in the Flag Code of Conduct...SCHMETTERLING BOUNCES OFF THE FLAGPOLE AND CANADIAN DESTROYER TO MARLEY VENUS!! Going for a pin, but Venus rolls out. ZONGO SCOOPS SCHMETTERLING RIGHT UP AND SPINNING MICHINOKU DRIVER!! GOING FOR THE PIN-

 

Carter: ONE!

 

Valerie:

Schmetterling kicks! UNCLE INSAMITY BEHIND US RAE FOR SOME GOOD OL' FASHIONED AMERICAN INFIGHTIN', GOING FOR AN ATOMIC DROP...BUT SHE'S GETTIN' HELD ALL THE WAY UP! AND WE'RE GOING FOR A SPIN....IT'S THE US A-HOLE! DROPS HER DOWN AND A COVER-

 

Carter: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

US Rae is eliminated by Uncle Insamity! (1)

 

 

Valerie: 

Rae can say all she wants that Insamity is making a mockery of her country, but he just told her to take several seats. Marley Venus heads upstairs and we move along. Colin's at the Lion section.

 

 

Colin: And yet Lionheart's there. Strange how that works. Anyway he's missing out because the ref over here is the Mallrat himself, Jason Lee.

 

 

Jason: Thank you. I will not be discussing Superhero [redacted] size until after the fights.

 

Colin:

I appreciate your professionalism. Violet recently walked this way after her Bandit Country didn't take, let's see if she thrives more here. Lynx hits a running dropkick on international treasure Hugh Jackman, who undoubtedly is regretting agreeing to come back. Jeannie Rose and Def Jam double suplex Violet right into the ATM! Enough force to knock it off its bolts! Lynx using the dropped ATM to get some height and Tornado DDT to the Champion of Luxury Travel Connie Thien, then running it back and a leg drop to Violet. I imagine she's regretting not staying where she was. But Lynx may get an education of his own, Golden Gloves Golly Gong with the Golden Lion Uppercut blasting him into that dropped ATM! Going for the cover-

 

Jason: ONE!

 

Colin: 

Lynx barely getting his shoulder up. Before Golly can get up, Def blasts her with a basement boot, and going for a cover-

 

Jason: ONE!

 

Colin:

Golly gets her shoulder up, Def up but Thien stomps at her! Tamara Rivers with a running powerslam on Jeannie Rose, and going for the cover but Jeannie kicks easily before the one. Def's get the Pedigree hookup on Golly Gong, I wonder if he remembers her, or if she remembers this move, lifts her up onto his right shoulder ohhhhh snap DREAM CRUSHER TO GOLLY GONG!!! Going for the cover-

 

Jason: ONE!

 

Colin: 

Wait, Thien...saves her? That was different. Def Jam stares Connie down, VIOLET CHOP BLOCKS DEF JAM FROM BEHIND! Thien freed up to perfectly aim a high kick to the throat of Tamara Rivers! What the hell, Violet?? JEANNIE ROSE SUPER DUPER KICKS HARLEY QUINN THROUGH A STOREFRONT WINDOW! HOLY JANNETTY! She drags her out for a pin-

 

Jason: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Harley Quinn is eliminated by Jeannie Rose! (1)

 

 

Colin:

JP Spears tastes a boot from Elijah sending him over the counter of a kiosk! And we take this now further along to the Zebra section. Heloisa?

 

 

Heloisa:

And we are in the lower floors of the Zebra section, with Panamanian comedienne, influencer, and tonight referee Susy Mouriz.

 

 

Heloisa:

Tia Mowry made quite possibly the biggest mistake since separating from her twin career wise, and that's throw a fist at Eradicus. Eradicus with one hand lifts her up, and positively drills her down onto the marble mall floor with a chokeslam. A pin-

 

Susy: ONE! TWO!

 

Heloisa:

Tia gets her shoulder up, just barely. She should have just stayed down. Solemn Guardian clearly still sore with Tarot from Tarot's debut, and slams him face first at full speed onto the marble floor. Devon Delight tries a spinkick at Paulie Parrot, Parrot catches the leg and Dragon Whip! And Tia trying for a push kick at...Milo? Did...Milo put on a wig? 

 

Mila:

The push kick, almost as if she were giving up in advance.

 

Heloisa:

Less nebbish, equally intelligent. I'm not sure what's happening but she catches the push kick and lifting into a powerbomb.... spinning at full force and a Sitdown Powerbomb that rattled the floor above!!

 

Susy: ONE! TWO! 

 

Heloisa:

Tia reverses it!! And woman Milo...oh, I am being told it's Mila. Okay then. Mila kicks out. Neonyx Notorio with a giant spin kick, but Tiki Chamorro ducks it and kicks out the back of Neo's leg! And follows it with the kick to the head! Tarot with some rough chops to Parrot. Ubirajara with a devastating gutwrench powerbomb to Tiki and the cover-not even a one. Todd Zena with a punch to Ivan Volkov and Volkov looking at him like he spilled a drink on him. If I were Todd, I would leave. Change my address.

 

Tarot getting the chops now on Delight. Eradicus gets Ubirajara in his grasp, just tosses her straight into the air...oh I think she passed the second floor balcony almost...and down onto the unforgiving marble. Going for the pin-

 

Susy: ONE!

 

Heloisa:

Eradicus learning the hard way that even with his power, he has to be less cavalier about his covers, as she rolls out from under his one hand. Todd deciding to make the smart move and leave to a different section. Ubirajara contemplating what chance she has to take down Eradicus...she punches him to get his attention, he gets the grasp and tosses her up again SHE GRABS ONTO THE SECOND FLOOR RAILING! SHE HAS TO TIME WHATEVER SHE'S DOING QUITE RIGHT...SHE...SHE SPRINGBOARDS HERSELF OFF THE RAILING! SHE'S IN SPEAR FORMATION, BUT IT'S CLEAR SHE'S GOING FOR THE HEAD AND ERADICUS CAN'T REACT FAST ENOUGH! SHE CRASHES HIM INTO A KIOSK AND THE WHOLE THING COLLAPSES! GOING FOR THE PIN-

 

Susy: ONE! TWO!

 

Heloisa:

Eradicus is up and he is MAD as he tosses Ubi aside. Jacen Tarot with a targeted basement dropkick to the back of Eradicus's knees! Paulie Parrot with a poison rana to Edge Runner Johnny! And we send it over to Celia at the Dino Section.

 

 

Celia: Thank you! And down here we've got one of our favorite go-to refs, Damaris Peña. 

 

 

Celia:

Superstar Davy Boy wasting no time....West Coast Stunner to Blood Drawn! He could end...he's picking him up for another one!! NOW he goes for the pin-

 

Damaris: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Blood Drawn is eliminated by Superstar Davy Boy! (1)

 

 

Celia:

And that was not a drawn out conclusion...though it was a Drawn out conclusion. Anyway. Postmodern Paula Jaxon hits a spinning elbow on Hyacinthe Tao. Pistol hits James D with pepper spray!! And a huracanrana!! Going for the pin-James D kicks out, though he is holding his eyes. And here comes Super Cool and she lifts Todd Zena up on her shoulders...going for a run, picking up speed...PARKOURS OFF A WALL INTO A MOONSAULT SAMOAN DROP!!! COOL RUNNINGS!! GOING FOR A PIN-

 

Damaris: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Todd Zena is eliminated by Super Cool! (1)

 

 

Celia:

Looks like Superstar Davy Boy is taking his pinfall and heading to the train. Jaxon judo flips Schmoo, I guess we'll just call him Schmoo because that's what he looks like. Super Cool leapfrogs Jaxon and dropkick to Dion Hardball Lane! Schmoo tries to get to his feet but Hyacinthe Tao scoops him up...we're going running...Front Slam! Tao gives Schmoo a ride on the African Queen!! But Schmoo rolls away before the pin can take place. 

 

James D with a quick one-two punch to Rose Norris-Kratz, but of course Norris-Kratz avoids that and attacks a person she considers "lesser" and the dogs are going crazy, she takes a bat to the back of Hyacinthe Tao. Oh Dang, Daria Donner is here!! And she tries to roll up Paula Jaxon for a pin-

 

Damaris: ONE!

 

Celia:

JARED SCYTHE BREAKS IT UP. For no reason. Daria stares him down, these two have been THROUGH IT with each other as they engage in a push-fight. James D attempting to go into the bathroom to wash out his eyes, cameras can't follow in there, but Pistol walks in and a SMASH, James D stumbling out bleeding in his face, I think Pistol smashed his head against the sink. Schmoo stumbling a bit, finally getting his bearings just as Dion Hardball Lane winds up....FASTBALL SPECIAL! SCHMOO IS RIGHT BACK DOWN!

 

Damaris: ONE!

 

Celia:

Schmoo back up again! Man don't wanna go down! But we're gonna pass it off to the first floor of the Theater...which I guess is also the Super 99? Daphne Rubin-Vega back on the mic let's go-

 

 

Daphne: 

And my good friend Jordana Brewster is going to be counting the falls, completing the staffing call for the day barring any chaos which of course there can always be. Hi Jordana!

 

 

Jordana: Woo! Let's do this. And this does look more like a dollar store but you know what, more opportunities for chaos. 

 

Daphne:

Derek Dodgeball Lane clearly disagrees as he leaves to go to the actual theater. Lazer leaps over an aisle divider and missile dropkick to Youngblood Patrick Riot! High Risk Winston Lewis also decides he'd rather be in the theater, that's not incredibly shocking. But apparently he didn't talk this through with Red Carpet Mark Anderson, who seems to be scanning the aisles for dollar candy to bring up for a show. You're still in a fight guy. And Kitty! pounces...Ryan Reynolds?? I didn't know he'd be here! But he just ate a spear from Kitty! through a display of wet food. Yeah, that checks. 

 

And here comes Riot with a crucifix driver to...Rina? Typical American ICE garbage just assuming she's fighting. But she kicks out before even a 1 and I guess she's in it now. Lazer punches Kitty! in the face and gives him a reason to chase her, and with that irony is dead. Dangerous Johnny Dagger leaps an aisle and splashes Kitty!! Going for a pin-KITTY! REVERSES! - 

 

Jordana: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Dangerous Johnny Dagger is eliminated by Kitty!! (1)

 

 

Daphne:

He just did him like a ball of yarn! Riot hits Reynolds with a steady stream of hooks to the chest. Dorothy Damage with an exploder suplex to Good Dude Greg Arias and he rolls back. Kitty! leaps at her and a claw to the face! Dorothy headbutts him in retaliation! Dorothy with a bionic elbow to Kitty!... clearly she's a dog person. And Red Carpet Mark Anderson coming to Kitty!'s aide, he'll lose his PETA sponsorship otherwise, and eats an STO by Dorothy for his troubles! Going for a pin-

 

Jordan: ONE! TWO! 

 

Daphne:

Anderson gets his shoulder up! I'm honestly surprised that was even a two-count. Kitty! freed up and hits a running forearm shot to Tenacious Taylor Tiger! He took at his partner out, makes sense. They stare each other down and we'll take this time to throw it over to our sponsor, MAWL III, and as Amelia Wolfhard is on announcer duties in this ongoing fight, we'll hear briefly from one of her co-developers. 

 

 

Nora "Persimmon" Simmons: As a former wrestler myself, I think it's super-important to make this as insane a game in a good way as possible. So Amelia and I have been working insanely hard on things that you've never seen before and making each potential purpose worthwhile. So none of that "draw maybe a wrestler" nonsense...once you purchase the level you want you will not need to spend extra in the hope that you'll get the characters you want. No extra money spent. We believe in unlockables, and that's what we're gonna talk about later on in this event. But now, I know you all wanna know the DLC Level 1 reveal for the Deluxe Editons and Beyond! So let's get into it. 

 

 

Nora: We're hittin' it hard RIGHT out the gate. The Holidays are the time where you meet with your family and it more often than not ends in fisticuffs. This is most definitely no different. Jassy's gonna have to contend with her sister Jamie and her former bestie Maricela. Def Jam's gotta worry about his brother Jared, his sister Victoria, her tag partner Dante Rivera and Cisco lurking about, SM Heartbreaker has to worry about Muunokhoi and Physio Joker lurking about. And of course you can't have Christmas without our boy Saint Nick! Rounding out the pack Pitta Power - big man, red and white, works for me.

 

There's some other add-ons that this pack is gonna give you, with a Santa Sack weapon, Pigeon manager, a Scythe themed story, the House of X-Treme Match Type, and more!!

 

 

Nora: Only fitting that Round 2 is team time. Also allowed us a good pun with Power Play and you know us here, we base a lot of our decisions on puns. In addition to said team, you've got the athletic power of our Tennis team Match Point and our American Ninjas, Warrior Strong, and power to speak up, stand out, and lead the charge with the Dismal Duo and Aguda. Celeste seems the odd one out, but she's here to finish the team - at least what the team was when we first solidified this all - of EM Powered.

 

Naturally, this comes with its own special twists - for example an American Ninja Warrior mini-game that will allow you to raise your character's stats, or race against an opponent. AND brawl in an American Ninja randomized arena that yes can be used in our Universe-adjacent mode which we rebranded as MAWLTIVERSE, as well as an Arcade brawl and arcade themed weapons, and yes a spear as a weapon too. That's just the tip of it. Heh heh heh.

 

 

Nora: Pack 3 takes us into the Casino to what was going to be High Stakes Wrestling. And yes ideally this would have included Jeannie Rose and Aja Lioness, but they signed with MAWL after our first 5 packs were already loaded up. Don't you worry, though... we'll get to that in a little bit. If you're talking about the High Stakes world, the Vegas world, you gotta bring in the Magicians, and Wrestling Gambling Enthusiast...and I guess wrestler now...James "High Roller" Holzhauer. 

 

Of course this also means a bunch of magic and casino themed weapons and brawl arenas, as well as the set of Taste of Victory's cooking show, and other goodies we can't wait for you to see. Come on now, we can't show ALL our cards...

 

 

Nora: Normally when celebrities come to the wrestling ring, it is the cringiest thing going. However, MAWL lucked out... their celebrity link ups have been by and large very intense and successful. It's with this in mind that we have the Lights Camera Action Pack. And the MAWLIWOOD Blondes are already in the game, we're not gonna make you pay for em again, much as they may want us too. No doubling royalty checks.

 

While Danielle Fishel and Keira Knightley are base game, you can complete Danielle's TGIF Lineup here and play the sequel to Natalie Portman's brutal heel turn. Hot Mess Jess and Erika Ishii come to you straight from the Dropout verse, and I'm sure we all want to see that SM/Reynolds vs Dusty McGraw/Jackman match actually happen. Rapper Propaganda who's become full-time roster and Arv Action who was going to be full-time roster then realized he'd be better on the mic, are also present.

 

This one actually impacts a mode that not a lot of DLCs do... You get Broadcast Bettie Jo here, but she recently joined her aunt's villainous stable, so in the interest of keeping it fresh, this pack adds BJ He to the unlockable section. There are other fitting weapons and modes here, but I wanted to point that out in particular.

 

And unlike other games where it can get weird - new to this year is you have the option to turn on "No Doppels Mode" where if you choose one version of the character other versions are put to the backburner in the MAWTIVERSE...they're not completely disabled, but instead can be switched in and out for each other, so if you want to for example play out Broadcast Bettie Jo becoming BJ He, you can turn on No Doppels and then have her do her little heel thing and come out next week in the same spot as BJ He, keeping any stats, belts, etc. Why do I bring this up NOW? Because Arv Action. This No Doppels option applies to our announcers as well - Arvin under a No Doppels won't be announcing for himself, he actually leaves the table to go to the ring, and in his place is Simon Apple. This also extends to Bianca Diaz, who gets traded out for Kendra Mavis. And then if Bianca or Arv return to commentary for the remainder of the card or the next card they refer to having fought. Technology is crazy that we were able to do this.

 

No Doppels. I don't play without it anymore.

 

 

Nora: It's halfway another team pack, but it was pretty cool that we were able to have a semi-pirate theme with Ren Lureman and Captain Ned, Gravewater, and Tiki Chamorro present and accounted for. We actually were able to get the split of Rose and Danny before submitting so those are the versions you'll get, and similar to Bettie Jo, their alternates become unlockable when you have this pack. Cody and Christian are sure to give Scott Razor a headache, and Bea Attitude brings some of that Nawlins flavor to the proceedings. 

 

And yes, you'll get pirate themed arenas and weapons. You'll get throwable skulls. And more! 

 

So typically, this is where the DLC ends...but follow that I said the First 5. That's right Foos, we got a sixth pack for you this year that we were able to put in play.

 

 

Nora: As mentioned earlier, the MAWLOTOV Studio crew is hard at work capturing all the chaos here today at this mall. Because we saw some new faces and were like "well damn, I wanna play as that." So here's where Aja Lioness and Jeannie Rose get to make their dramatic debut. We've also got rising stars, Max Matthews, Stonefist, and Dedo Apostoso coming to play, and this influx of former XHW wrestlers who made it to the mall! 

 

And speaking of.... this Mall Brawl, with all its weapons and stores and destructive insanity....it's going to be free, it's not going to be a DLC, but it's not going to be base day because of how close to release we are. So you can expect the MAWL BRAWL Mode - it's a standalone mode - to come in around the time that DLC 2 drops. We just wanna make sure it works. 

 

Speaking of things dropping at the Mall, we're gonna throw it back to you all as I'm sure there's plenty of insane action still to come. We'll be back later to discuss unlockables, but for now, make like Quad City DJs and Come on, ride the train.

 

 

Kendra: 

BOWEN BANECLAW GETTING TANK VANGUARD UP AND THERE'S THAT ELECTRIC CHAIR DRIVER!! GOING FOR THE PIN-

 

Niall: ONE! TW-

 

Kendra:

TANK PUSHES DOWN ON HIM TO REVERSE THE PIN!

 

Niall: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Bowen Baneclaw is eliminated by Tank Vanguard! (1)

 

 

Kendra:

Bowen Baneclaw was on track to get his second fall and get himself in contention, and instead all he found was a free rest of his day to check out the mall. Guinevere locks Mother Superior's wrist, oh and side suplex!

 

Balor Wolfe gets Gina Thieso up on his shoulders....I think we're going to-

KNEE COLLIDES-LIGHTS OUT BABY!

 

Niall: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Gina Thieso is eliminated by Balor Wolfe! (1)

 

 

Kendra:

If Balor wins this thing we'll never hear the end of it from Alastor. This is some Agatha Christie type of shenanigans on this train. Pen Gwen with a slap to Barclay Stockett. Good, let's slow this down a little. Mother Superior and Red Ghost looking at each other, each of em takes a side of Superstar Davy Boy AND BRAINBUSTER! 

 

Oh, looks like Hippo section is Captain of Industry's stop and she gets off the train. Balor with a headbutt to Pen Gwen. Pen Gwen did NOT LIKE THAT AND SHE PICKS BALOR UP IN A RAGE AND SPINS HIM RIGHT INTO THE LEGS OF MAX MATTHEWS! WHERE DID THE STRENGTH COME FROM?? GOING FOR A PIN ON BOTH - Balor is trapped under Matthews!!

 

Niall: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Kendra:

So, wait, did... MATTHEWS PULLED HIS SHOULDER UP AT 2.99, PREVENTING BALOR FROM GETTING UP! BALOR WOLFE IS ELIMINATED!! Niall is counting that to Pen Gwen AND Max Matthews since he was technically on top as well!!

 

Balor Wolfe is eliminated by Pen Gwen (1) and Max Matthews (1)!

 

 

Kendra:

If I were Pen Gwen I'd transfer to Madness. Or a different federation. Maybe the Moon. The Moon is good. And SUPERSTAR DAVY BOY WITH A WEST COAST STUNNER TO BARCLAY STOCKETT!!!

 

Niall: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Barclay Stockett is eliminated by Superstar Davy Boy! (2)

 

 

Kendra:

Looks like her Barc wasn't worse than his bite. Tank Vanguard blasts Mother Superior with a brutal forearm shot. Storm Rider hits a huge Snap DDT on Ogullu and Tank Vanguard follows that up with a huge fist drop. Mother Superior looking to join in but Ogullu with the drop toe hold stops that. Tank gets Max Matthews up with one hand, impressive strength, and SPINEBUSTER! WE ARE LOOKING AT A CONCUSSIVE BLAST! Going for the cover-

 

Niall: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Max Matthews is eliminated by Tank Vanguard! (2)

 

 

Kendra:

Looks like he got Maxed out! I kill me. Handsome Hank Horton looking to roll up Mother Superior...

 

Niall: ONE!

 

Kendra:

Mother Superior kicks out, and we keep it going. Ogullu throws punches to the ribs of Storm Rider and Mother Superior looks to capitalize with a schoolgirl pin! She thrusted Rider's head down fairly quickly there...

 

Niall: ONE!

 

Kendra:

Storm Rider kicks out quickly. Superstar Davy Boy makes his way to the food court.  Ogullu with a Spike Piledriver to Chikondi Moyo on one of the metal seats!! Lays her out on the seat, going for a pin-

 

Niall: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Chikondi Moyo is eliminated by Hernâni Ogullu! (1)

 

 

Kendra:

And it's a no-go on the Moyo Mojo! And Horton boxes the ears of Red Ghost. Since the train has reached the end of the line, it seems as good a time as any to send it upstairs to Sherman in the Orca section. 

 

 

Sherman:

Dante Rivera parkour off the wall and a moonsault splash to Randi Rah-Rah!! The cover-NORMAN NORMAL FLIPS THEM OVER AND GIVES RANDI THE COVER-Dante kicks and stares his erstwhile rival down and they begin pushing each other. Yerb Yeti with the basement boot to Randi and spins around with an elbow strike to Propaganda. RANDI RAH-RAH FOLLOWS THAT UP BY GRABBING PROPAGANDA BY THE HAIR AND WHIPPING HIM THROUGH A WINDOW!! I KNOW YOU DON'T DO THAT!! BUT SHE GOES FOR THE PIN-Dante saves Prop!

 

Yerb Yeti not letting Technicolor think she can be unnoticed and catches her with a headbutt. Randi responds to this with a split legged moonsault off the wall Parkour style to Yerb! Going for a pin again-Dante looks to repay Yerb's favor but Norman is in his way and Gracie counts the pin-

 

Gracie: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Yerb Yeti is eliminated by Randi Rah-Rah! (1)

 

 

Sherman:

I hate to sound like a jackass...actually that's a lie, I don't care that much about that... but this is more in line of what we expect from the Yetis. And Norman Normal hits Prop with a Fisherman Suplex and Randi guarding Dante away - Dante pushes past her and trips Norman! Prop covers him-Norman kicks out. Dante spins around and sweep kick to Randi...it's a little strange seeing Randi ally herself with Norman Normal like this. Technicolor pops up behind Dante and bridging German for the pin-Dante easily rolls out of it and Tech takes her frustration out by punching Prop. This is feeling a bit like a 3-on-2 situation here.

 

Randi keeps it going and throws a cash register at Prop's head! TECHNICOLOR FINALLY SWITCHES IT UP AND SUPLEXES RANDI THROUGH THE SALES COUNTER! Going for the pin but Randi reverses-

 

Gracie: ONE!

 

Sherman:

Technicolor gets her shoulder up. Prop has had enough and he's heading to a different section. Oooh this kinda smacks of leaving Dante alone here although maybe Technicolor's not going to be one-sided about this. Dante, Randi, and Norman triple boot Technicolor? I don't know why this is bothering me. There are no allies here.

 

Tech gets a quick smack on Dante, NORMAN GETS RANDI UP AND THERE'S THAT MODIFIED GUTBUSTER! NORMCORE!! Going for a pin-

 

Gracie: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Randi Rah-Rah is eliminated by Norman Normal! (1)

 

 

Kendra:

Randi learning the hard way that the enemy of my enemy is my temporary and unstable alliance that I will inevitably betray. Dante with a lightning kickboxing combo to Technicolor that he punctuates with an Enzuigiri. She gets to her feet and spinning backhand to retaliate. Norman GETS THE NORMCORE ON DANTE RIVERA!

 

Gracie: ONE! TWO! TH-

 

Kendra:

DANTE REVERSES IT!

 

Gracie: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Norman Normal is eliminated by Dante Rivera! (1)

 

 

Kendra:

It's down to Dante Rivera and Technicolor!! TECHNICOLOR BLASTS DANTE WITH AN EASEL AND GOES FOR THE PIN!

 

Gracie: ONE!

 

 DANTE RIVERA REVERSES AGAIN!

 

Gracie: ONE! TWO!

D

Kendra:

Technicolor kicks up!! And she hits Rivera with a spinning neckbreaker, going for the pin again-

 

Gracie: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Dante Rivera is eliminated by Technicolor! (1)

 

 

Kendra:

It's a small comfort that he was at least able to remove Norman Normal for the bit of revenge, but Technicolor is the last one standing and she'll be going downstairs for a bit. And Gracie Bon will switch over to being a floating announcer with us unless someone comes back to this section, in which case Technicolor if she's still in this will pop back up too. How ya doing Gracie?

 

Gracie:

Not too bad. It's fun to get to try the different roles, and I'll be enjoying calling the action up in the control room, where I will be talking with the different announcers until I am needed back on the floor. Starting with Sinclair DeVille. Hey there Sinclair!

 

 

Sinclair:

Well, this is a pleasant surprise. Though my company was the most intellectual I've had in some time, it WAS becoming dreadfully dull talking to myself. 

 

Gracie: 

So let's get this going. Propaganda eats a fist from Alfos.

 

Sinclair:

How sad, leaving an area where you were being decimated just to get beat again. (overly dramatic) Is nowhere safe in this mall? And he is not the only newcomer to get a rough welcome, this dirt woman just received a headbutt from Max Impact that sends her back. Oh... Jen Sahran... is that a play on buried? Is she UNDEAD? Now you have my attention. And she grabs both BJ He and Vanderley by the throats...DOUBLE CHOKESLAM!! DOUBLE PIN!!!

 

Kenny: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

BJ He and Vanderley are eliminated by Jen Sahran! (1/2)

 

 

Gracie:

I guess this new attitude - yes, I've been watching you guys - hasn't helped BJ out a whole lot.

 

Sinclair:

She's still the top champ in Madness so I'm sure she's not too broken up about it.

 

Gracie:

Alfos gets Dusty McGraw by the throat, and here comes that brutal punch! It's like how I test my lovers - ONE BANG! Wait, Dusty reverses!

 

Kenny: ONE! TWO! 

 

Sinclair:

And Alfos reclaims with another reversal and the little wombat kicks out. Max Impact sullies his hand punching the dirt woman and did little else with that. Alfos walks off, in what seems to be a tantrum that he could not get his Bang to work well. And Mary O'Nette decides to leave this little soiree and head to a livelier party downstairs. Propaganda with a little roll-up on Max Impact-

 

Kenny: ONE!

 

Sinclair:

What a dreadful waste of energy that was. TOME grabs the feet of Jen Sahran and LAUNCHES her through a kiosk!

 

Gracie:
That was an Angry Birds maneuver! 

 

Sinclair:

I'll take my "Angry Birds" with a helping of Hitchcock, thank you.

 

Gracie:

Raleigh using her shoulder pads to give some extra oomph in that tackle to Propaganda. Like I always say, your widest part is your best part. And Raleigh continuing on with a standing dropkick to Jen Sahran.

 

Sinclair:

Max Impact on a fool's errand as attempts a dragon screw on TOME and oh stars, he actually got him down! Going for a pin-

 

Kenny: ONE! 

 

Sinclair:

As I said, Fool's Errand.

 

Gracie:

It's a donnybrook of two tough guys as McGraw throws a boxing combo at Dashing Desperado Dex Tex. Sahran going for the Chokeslam on Moss, she's able to swing her neck under the arm and Fisherman Suplex!! The bridge-

 

Kenny: ONE!

 

Sinclair: If Alfos thought he could get away from Max Impact he is a fool, as Impact has followed him to the food court. TOME lifts Glen Leven completely over his head, and drops him all the way down on his knee with a gutbuster! I believe he refers to that as Appendix A. Standing on him for the cover-

 

Kenny: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Glen Leven is eliminated by TOME! (1)

 

 

Gracie:

Why is the Rum Gone? Because they got pinned!

 

Sinclair: 

Oh Hell.

 

Gracie:

And Fire Marshall Ruth gets a punch on Dex Tex. McGraw goes for a clothesline on Raleigh, SHE TURNS IT INTO A ROLL UP ATTEMPT! 

 

Kenny: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Dusty McGraw is eliminated by Raleigh Erin Moss! (1)

 

 

Sinclair:

And the low class Outlaw can go back to hunting Kangaroos or whatever it is he does. Moss wishes to double down and a roll-up pin to Dex Tex-oh! How interesting, he reverses-

 

Kenny: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Raleigh Erin Moss is eliminated by Dashing Desperado Dex Tex! (1)

 

 

Sinclair:

Is Dex Tex not wandering off to your area?

 

Gracie:

Oh, you're right, this was fun but-

 

Sinclair:

Buh-bye now. And TOME hurls Fire Marshall Ruth into a wall, which mirrors my past few minutes, as I pass it off.

 

 

Scene: Sporting Goods Zone – Commentary from Above

 

The mall’s sporting goods store is chaos—aisles torn apart, basketballs bouncing across the floor, racks of jerseys toppled like dominoes. Shoppers are long gone, but a thick knot of fans presses against the barricades outside, craning for a better view.

 

High above, leaning against the balcony rail with a perfect vantage point, Aztec and Dr. Fists watch like kings in the cheap seats.

 

Dr. Fists (excited, like a color commentator):

“And here we have Sombras, ladies and gentlemen! A man whose social skills rank somewhere between ‘scary clown at midnight’ and ‘don’t talk to me in an alley.’ He’s hunting for Mal Sangre, but instead—look at that!—he’s found himself in a slap-fight with the aquatic wonder, Manta Ray!”

 

 

Down below, Sombras shoves Manta into a wall of baseball bats, sending wood clattering everywhere. Manta snatches one up, swinging wildly, forcing Sombras to duck low and roll.

 

Aztec (low, ominous):

“Manta Ray fights like a storm—chaotic, without discipline. Sombras is the shadow… patient, waiting, always waiting. This will not end well for the fish.”

 

Dr. Fists (scribbling in his notebook):

“Noted: Patient Sombras demonstrates ‘brooding predator tendencies.’ Prescription: sunlight, and maybe a hug. Optional: therapy session in a Bass Pro Shop.”

 

The crowd roars as Manta Ray leaps off a display of soccer balls, tackling Sombras to the ground. They roll into an aisle of fishing gear, hooks and nets spilling everywhere.

 

Dr. Fists (laughing):

“Oh, here we go! Fisherman versus fish! Somebody cue the ‘Jaws’ theme!”

 

Sombras twists, grabbing a net and yanking it tight around Manta’s arms, trapping him momentarily.

 

Aztec (smirking, leaning forward):

“Yes. The shadow entangles. The tide turns.”

 

But Manta thrashes, headbutting Sombras and breaking free. He scrambles, hurling Sombras into a rack of jerseys. Fans above gasp.

 

Dr. Fists:

“And a bold reversal by Manta Ray! Folks, I haven’t seen a fish flop like that since I dropped my goldfish in the sink as a kid!”

 

Sombras rises slowly, mask askew, fury radiating off him. He doesn’t charge. He circles. He waits. Manta pounds his chest, beckoning him forward.

 

Aztec (almost whispering):

“He believes he has the upper hand. He does not see the snare closing.”

 

Sombras lunges low, sweeps Manta’s legs, and locks him in a chokehold among the scattered bats. The referee stationed in the zone drops to check as Manta claws desperately.

 

The crowd is screaming—some for Sombras, some for Manta—but all eyes are glued to the struggle.

 

The sporting goods zone is mayhem. Sombras has Manta Ray locked in a choke, coiled around him like a snake among the scattered bats. The crowd surges forward, chanting for blood.

 

Up on the balcony, Aztec leans forward on the railing, his mask catching the mall lights, while Dr. Fists scribbles in his notebook, his giant foam hand nearly knocking over his pencil every other word.

 

Dr. Fists (excited, commentary mode):

“And here it is, folks! Sombras with the rear naked choke — textbook! We might see Manta Ray flopping out of this mall like yesterday’s catch!”

 

Aztec (low, ominous):

“The shadow constricts. The prey grows weaker. Inevitability.”

 

The referee checks the hold, crowd screaming, when suddenly the screens above the zone flash in red.

 

Commentary (VO):

“Attention shoppers… Mal Sangre has been eliminated.”

 

The words cut through the chaos like a blade. Sombras’ head whips up toward the screen, his grip loosening. His entire body trembles with fury.

 

Aztec (with a rare laugh):

“Ha! The hunter has lost his prey.”

 

Dr. Fists (mock gasp):

“Oh no! His spooky arch-nemesis is gone before he got to hit him with his spooky arch-nemesis move! That’s like… that’s like Batman showing up after Joker already got arrested for unpaid parking tickets!”

 

Sombras snarls, distracted — and that’s all it takes. Manta Ray surges, flipping him into the pile of soccer balls, going for a desperate cover!

 

Referee:

“One! Two—!”

 

Before the hand can fall, Davy Boy storms into the zone. The Superstar hoists Manta off with brute strength, planting him into the floor with a thunderous suplex that rattles the tile. The crowd roars. Sombras stares up at Davy Boy, breathing hard — not angry, but almost relieved. The pact between them holds.

 

Aztec (growling approval):

“Yes. The clock ticks again. Saved from the jaws of defeat… by brute inevitability.”

 

Dr. Fists (pointing with his foam finger):

“Or, in clinical terms: Sombras just got bailed out by his big, scary gym buddy. Always good to have one of those in your mental health toolkit!”

 

Down below, as the chaos resets, a ripple in the crowd draws Dr. Fists’ attention. A familiar mask, slightly crooked. A soda clutched in trembling hands.

 

He squints. Scribbles. Squints again.

 

Dr. Fists (in disbelief):

“…wait a second. Is that—Milo?”

 

Aztec tilts his head, spotting the nervous figure wedged between two tourists, clapping awkwardly and chanting “MAWL BRAWL!” like a kid at his first baseball game. The big screen confirms it:

 

Milo “Stat-Man” Rivers – 1 elimination.

 

Aztec (chuckling darkly):

“The rat reveals itself.”

 

Dr. Fists (clutching his notebook, practically shouting):

“He’s hiding in the crowd! He’s literally pretending to be a fan! That kid’s playing possum in the bleachers!”

 

The camera lingers on Milo, the crowd around him chanting “STAT-MAN! STAT-MAN!” as if they’re in on the joke. He beams nervously, sipping his soda.

 

Aztec shakes his head slowly, voice low but cutting through the noise:

 

Aztec:

“His tactics reek of desperation. But… rats survive where lions fall.”

 

Dr. Fists just sighs, scribbling a new line into his notes: Case Study #47 — “Raccoon Camouflage as Survival Instinct.”

 

The brawl spills deeper into the sporting goods zone. Davy Boy and Sombras have Manta Ray cornered, bouncing him between them like a pinball. The crowd leans in, hungry for carnage.

 

Dr. Fists (excited, shouting):

“And here it comes! The ol’ one-two! That’s teamwork, baby! Textbook tag mechanics in the middle of a mall!”

 

Aztec (smirking):

“No clock, no bell, no ring. Yet inevitability finds a way. The tide drowns the fish.”

 

With a guttural roar, Davy Boy hoists Manta Ray up in a gorilla press. He takes two powerful strides forward and hurls him straight over the barricade into the sea of fans.

 

The crowd erupts. Manta crashes onto a cluster of bodies, soda cups and nachos flying into the air. Fans scatter—except for one.

 

Milo.

 

Pinned under Manta Ray’s flailing limbs, Milo’s soda goes everywhere, soaking his mask and crooked robe. His cover is blown as the camera zooms in, catching the unmistakable look of sheer terror on his face.

 

Dr. Fists (losing it):

“OH MY GOD IT’S MILO! He was in the crowd the whole time! He’s not a fan—he’s the world’s worst hider!”

 

Aztec (laughing darkly):

“The rat has been dragged into the light.”

 

The referee dives in as Manta Ray and Milo roll together on the floor. Manta tries to rise, but Milo, panicked, shoves him down instinctively. The ref counts—

 

Referee:

“One! Two—Manta kicks out!”

 

The fans go berserk as Sombras vaults the barricade to pursue. Davy Boy follows, cutting the crowd in half with his sheer presence. Suddenly it’s not just chaos in the zone—it’s a four-way brawl in the middle of the audience.

 

Milo stumbles to his feet, hands raised.

 

Milo (pleading):

“Wait! I’m just a spectator! I had nachos!”

 

Manta swings at him. Milo ducks. Sombras shoves Manta into the rail. Davy Boy barrels through, shoulder-blocking anything in his path.

 

Fans scream and scatter, some chanting “STAT-MAN! STAT-MAN!” while others scramble for safety. The camera catches Milo bouncing between bodies like a pinball, shoved into the fight he’s been avoiding all night.

 

Dr. Fists (commentary mode):

“And there it is, folks—the fan disguise phase is over! We’ve officially entered the ‘screaming in terror’ phase of Milo’s strategy! This is either the end… or the greatest upset in MAWL Brawl history!”

 

Aztec (quietly, almost reverent):

“Four souls collide in chaos. The hourglass tips. And in the end… only one shadow remains.”

 

The four-way fight rages, fans scattering like leaves in a storm—Milo finally dragged into the violence he worked so hard to avoid.

 

The crowd is chaos. Fans scatter, soda sprays, and the camera shakes as the four-way fight erupts right in the food court corridor.

 

Milo stumbles backward into a rail, arms up like a man about to be mugged. Sombras wastes no time, seizing him by the collar and hurling him chest-first into a display of skateboards. Plastic wheels rattle down around him.

 

Dr. Fists (commentary, scribbling furiously):

“Patient Milo Rivers: exhibiting signs of blunt force trauma, anxiety, and Oh God Somebody Save Him-itis!”

 

Aztec (calm, sinister):

“The shadow has no mercy for vermin.”

 

Before Milo can breathe, Davy Boy charges in, scooping him up in a suplex grip. With frightening ease, the Superstar tosses Milo overhead, sending him skidding across the tile like a broken action figure. The fans groan and cheer in equal measure.

 

 

Dr. Fists (pointing):

“And there it is! Davy Boy—two-time Olympic suplex gold medalist—just turned Milo into a coupon flyer! I hope he lands face-down so nobody sees the shame in his eyes!”

 

But as Sombras stalks Milo for the kill, Manta Ray bursts in with a flying forearm, catching Sombras off-guard. The impact knocks Sombras back into the hockey stick display, rattling the aisle.

 

The crowd roars.

 

Aztec (low, impressed):

“The storm strikes true. For a moment, the shadow falters.”

 

Manta pulls Milo up by the arm, yelling in his face:

 

Manta Ray (snapping):

“Stand up, kid! You wanna live through this? Move!”

 

Milo, dazed, nods frantically. Together they charge—awkward but effective—Manta throwing a body check into Davy Boy’s ribs while Milo sort of flails behind him with a plastic lacrosse stick. It connects, barely, but the fans go wild.

 

Dr. Fists (laughing):

“Ladies and gentlemen, we are officially seeing the birth of… Stat-Man & The Stingray! New tag team? Merch deal incoming?!”

 

Down below, Sombras shakes off the cobwebs, eyes narrowing as he stares down Manta Ray. For the first time tonight, there’s fire in both men’s movements. They circle each other, their strikes sharper, crisper, the chemistry undeniable.

 

Sombras’ sharp precision vs. Manta’s chaotic bursts.

 

A hip toss countered into a roll-through.

 

A swing into a sudden counter-clutch.

 

They exchange, escalate, like they’ve fought a hundred times before.

The fans eat it up.

 

Aztec (leaning forward, voice carrying weight):

“Yes. That… that is the clash of storms and shadow. A rivalry written in inevitability.”

 

Meanwhile, Milo tries to “help” by stomping on Davy Boy’s boot—only to get gorilla-pressed into a stack of beanbags in the camping aisle.

 

Dr. Fists (scribbling furiously):

“New note: Milo is not a tag partner. Milo is a distraction. A very throwable distraction.”

 

But the bigger story takes shape—Manta Ray standing chest-to-chest with Sombras, fans chanting for both, the air alive with that spark of rivalry.

 

Milo coughs in the beanbags, muffled but audible:

“…statistically… this is going… poorly…”

 

The sporting goods store has become like a squared circle. Jerseys hang torn from racks like tattered banners, basketballs roll loose across the tile, and the crowd presses hard against the barricades, chanting wildly.

 

In the center of it all stand Sombras and Manta Ray, breathing heavy, eyes locked.

 

Dr. Fists (voice booming, pointing with his foam hand):

“Ohhh baby, here we go! Forget Madison Square Garden, forget the Tokyo Dome—THIS is WrestleMall ’26! Sombras versus Manta Ray, one night only, and your admission ticket was buying a churro at the food court!”

 

The two circle slowly, the tension palpable. Then they lock up. Sombras twists into a side headlock, grinding down with grim precision. Manta pushes back, using momentum to throw Sombras into a rack of hockey sticks. The clatter echoes like swords.

 

Aztec (low, almost reverent):

“Two storms collide—chaos against shadow. A rhythm older than time. This… is inevitability.”

 

Manta grabs a stick, swings low, Sombras ducks under. He counters with a snapmare takedown onto a pile of soccer balls, sending Manta bouncing awkwardly before rolling back to his feet. The crowd erupts at the fluid exchange.

 

Dr. Fists (scribbling, then yelling):

“And we’ve got counters on counters! That’s textbook grappling right there—if the textbook was written on clearance aisle notepads and covered in nacho cheese!”

 

Sombras lunges again, going for a rear waistlock. Manta rolls forward, pulling Sombras into a deep arm drag that lands perfectly on the polished tile. Both men scramble up, stand off again. The crowd pops big—THIS IS AWESOME! chants rain down.

 

Aztec (intensity rising):

“Yes… yes. The shadow has met its mirror. They are bound—predator and prey, yet neither certain which they are.”

 

Milo tries crawling out of the beanbags where Davy Boy dumped him, weakly clapping. He gets yanked right back into a belly-to-belly suplex from Davy Boy into a rack of tennis racquets, drawing laughter from the crowd.

 

Dr. Fists (barely holding back laughter):

“And there’s Milo! Displaying the rare ‘flying possum’ technique, where the only offensive maneuver is squealing while airborne!”

 

Back in the center, Sombras and Manta pick up the pace. Sombras ducks a clothesline, sweeps Manta’s legs, and locks him into a modified surfboard stretch using a jumble of hockey sticks for leverage. The referee leans down—Manta howls but shakes his head.

 

Aztec (gripping the railing):

“Submit, and the storm dies. Resist, and the shadow grows darker still.”

 

With a sudden burst, Manta Ray flips backward, breaking the hold, and drags Sombras into a small package pin attempt on the tile.

 

Referee:

“One! Two—Sombras kicks out!”

 

The crowd explodes again. They scramble apart, both men panting, both glaring, both smiling just enough to let the audience know: this is far from over.

 

Dr. Fists (clapping wildly, notebook falling to the floor):

“Ladies and gentlemen, that was a wrestling CLINIC! A five-star mall classic! If Dave Meltzer isn’t here buying sneakers, someone better text him RIGHT NOW!”

 

Aztec (softly, ominously):

“It is only the first movement of a symphony of violence. Their war has only begun.”

 

The fans cheer, Milo groans, and the mall shakes with energy. Inside the wreckage of a sporting goods store, a rivalry is born.

 

The store is wrecked. Jerseys hang like torn banners, hockey sticks litter the floor, and fans are chanting their lungs out as Sombras and Manta Ray circle each other, their “mall classic” still echoing in everyone’s chest.

 

Sombras wipes his forearm across his mask, nodding begrudging respect. Manta Ray pounds his chest, motioning for more. The referee holds up two fingers, confirming the near fall.

 

Dr. Fists (commentary mode, clutching his foam hands together):

“A technical masterpiece in the middle of a clearance sale! My medical opinion: THIS is how wrestling heals the soul. And possibly dislocates the shoulder.”

 

Aztec (low, admiring):

“Yes… they battle as if guided by fate itself. Predator and prey… shadows and storm. They will fight again.”

 

But all the while, in the corner of the wreckage, Davy Boy stands tall, arms raised, drinking in the crowd. He hasn’t even broken a sweat from tossing Milo earlier. The fans jeer, but his grin is radiant. He flexes, strutting like a golden god in the ruins.

 

That’s when it happens.

 

From the rubble of tennis racquets, a shadow stirs. Crooked mask. Glasses smudged. Shaky hands clutching the waistband of his robe. Milo Rivers.

 

The crowd begins to buzz. “STAT-MAN! STAT-MAN!”

 

Dr. Fists (leaping up, notebook flying):

“No! No way! He’s not gonna—he can’t—!”

 

Aztec (smirking beneath the mask):

“The rat sees its opening.”

 

Milo stumbles forward on tiptoe, crouching low, his eyes darting between Manta and Sombras still circling. Nobody notices him. Davy Boy flexes again, pounding his chest.

 

Milo springs.

 

Milo (screaming in panic):

“STATISTICAL ROLL-UP!”

 

He hooks Davy Boy’s legs from behind and yanks him into the tightest, ugliest schoolboy pin the mall has ever seen—the exact small package Manta had nearly beaten Sombras with.

 

Referee (slapping the tile):

“One! Two! THREE!”

 

The crowd erupts.

 

Superstar Davy Boy is eliminated by Milo "Statman" Rivers! (2)

 

 

The leaderboard flashes:

 

Milo “Stat-Man” Rivers – 2 eliminations.

Davy Boy – Eliminated.

 

Dr. Fists (screaming into his foam hand like a mic):

“HE DID IT! HE STOLE IT! THE KID ACTUALLY DID IT! Davy Boy—Olympic hero, golden muscle god—rolled up like a crumpled coupon!”

 

Aztec (dark laugh):

“The lion slain… by the rat. A perfect humiliation.”

 

Davy Boy explodes out of the pin too late, face twisted with disbelief, roaring at the referee. The fans are chanting, “STAT-MAN! STAT-MAN!” as Milo scrambles out of the store aisle, half-tripping over a basketball, sprinting back into the crowd with wide, terrified eyes.

 

He disappears into the sea of fans again, clutching his crooked robe, screaming over his shoulder:

 

Milo (yelling as he runs):

“TWOOO ELIMINATIONS! THAT’S TWICE! STATISTICALLY UNSTOPPABLE!”

 

Dr. Fists (commentary, nearly falling over the balcony):

“Look at Davy Boy! Look at him! That’s not the face of a man who just got pinned—that’s the face of a man who just found out his Uber driver left without him!”

 

Aztec (voice rumbling with satisfaction):

“Humiliation. The proud lion, rolled by a scavenger. He will not let this stand.”

 

Davy Boy slams both fists into a display counter, splintering the wood, then storms toward the barricade. He’s not letting Milo get away. The crowd parts, screams rising as he barrels after the Stat-Man through the mall.

 

But as he goes, his shoulder clips Sombras, nearly spinning the shadow off his feet. Sombras freezes, dark eyes cutting into Davy Boy.

 

For a moment, the air shifts. Two predators, colliding in momentum.

 

Sombras (snarling low):

“You block my hunt again.”

 

Davy Boy (snapping, eyes blazing):

“Out of my way, mask. That rat’s mine.”

 

He shoves past. Sombras bristles… then follows. He doesn’t need Milo—but if Davy Boy hunts him, Sombras will stalk the hunter.

 

The crowd roars again as Manta Ray lingers behind. His chest heaves, his mask gleams with sweat. He watches the two predators vanish into the mall’s neon-lit corridor, their chase echoing like war drums.

 

And then he turns his head. Slowly. Deliberately. Up toward the balcony.

 

Aztec meets his gaze.

 

Dr. Fists (half-whisper, leaning close):

“Uh-oh. That’s not just a look. That’s… that’s a ‘see you down the road’ look.”

 

Aztec (calm, amused):

“The storm acknowledges the ancient one. A nod from fate itself. Our paths will converge.”

 

Manta Ray gives the faintest nod of respect—acknowledgment, or warning—and then vaults the barricade, sprinting after Davy Boy and Sombras into the wider chaos of the mall.

 

The camera lingers on Aztec and Dr. Fists, still perched above it all like spectators at the colosseum. Below them, the battlefield spreads: corridors full of destruction, glass shattered, lights flickering. The MAWL Brawl rolls on.

 

Dr. Fists (writing in his notebook with theatrical flourish):

“Case study conclusion: The mall is alive. Wrestling is chaos. And Milo Rivers… is statistically doomed.”

 

Aztec just laughs under his mask, the sound low and ominous, echoing over the chaos.

Scene: Mall Concourse – The FDA Intervenes

 

Davy Boy is livid, storming through the concourse, shoving past barricades, screaming Milo’s name like a curse. The crowd follows, hungry for the chase. But before he can reach the food court, a wall of security uniforms appears.

 

Four men in black step out of the side corridor, hands raised. For a moment, it looks like mall cops, here to calm things down. But their movements are too crisp. Too rehearsed. The insignia on their sleeves glints under the mall lights: The Forbidden Doors Authority.

 

Dr. Fists (squinting, stunned):

“Wait… wait… that’s not mall security! Those are FDA agents! Oh, I knew something smelled like overregulation!”

 

Aztec (voice low, dark):

“The wardens of reality itself. They come not for the lion… but for the rat.”

 

The agents swarm. Davy Boy thrashes, roaring, but they seize his arms and drag him away, his boots scraping across the tile. He fights, but it’s no use. He’s escorted out of the zone, humiliated again — the crowd buzzing in shock.

 

And then the lights flicker.

 

 

From the shadows of the corridor steps Reverend Abner Almighty, clad in his immaculate white suit, Bible tucked under one arm, his face alight with righteous fire. The crowd murmurs, booing, crossing themselves, unsure if he’s man, preacher, or judge.

 

He raises his free hand, microphone in the other, voice booming like sermon thunder:

 

Reverend Abner Almighty:

“Attention, congregation! Attention, sinners and seekers! The Forbidden Doors Authority has no interest in this so-called brawl. This mall, this circus of chaos—mere distraction! For our true mission is greater. Our eyes are not on the lion. Our eyes… are on the rat.”

 

The cameras cut—zooming in on the balcony, on the fans, on the crowd—before they finally catch Milo Rivers, crouched behind an overturned nacho stand, mask crooked, soda dripping down his chest. The spotlight hits him like judgment.

 

Dr. Fists (half-standing, foam hand over his mouth):

“Oh no. Oh no, no, no. They’ve got him in their sights. Milo’s cover’s blown—again! He’s not a competitor anymore, he’s prey!”

 

Aztec (slow, ominous):

“They will devour him. The rat touched the door, and the wardens come to cleanse.”

 

Abner steps forward, his voice turning from sermon to snarl:

 

Reverend Abner Almighty:

“Milo Rivers… Stat-Man… Number One Fan… you are guilty of trespassing upon mysteries not meant for you! You dance between doors, poke at realities, tally forbidden numbers! And the Authority… does. Not. Forget.”

 

The crowd gasps. Milo, shaking like a leaf, points to himself as if there’s any chance Abner meant someone else.

 

Milo (shouting, voice cracking):

“M-me?! No, no, I’m just—I’m just here for nachos!”

 

Abner raises his hand high, the FDA agents falling in line behind him.

 

Reverend Abner Almighty:

“Tonight, child, you will learn that every statistic… ends at zero.”

 

The crowd goes wild—booing, chanting “STAT-MAN! STAT-MAN!” trying to will him into survival.

 

Aztec leans on the rail above, shoulders shaking—not from laughter, not from anger, but with the knowing weight of inevitability.

 

Aztec (dark, prophetic):

“Yes… the boy is no longer in a brawl. He is in judgment.”

 

 

Amelia (slightly nervous):

Well...it seems that that's related very specifically to Milo and unless he comes here for nachos, I think we'll be okay to continue on without interruption from the FDA. 

 

Unstable Kid Rod Crane chewing on a delicious Fish Filet as he dropkicks Confetti. And Michael Sistine able to easily locate Cam E. Leon with a big boot, no hiding here, Cam! Who's that new-oh, that's Xel! AND HE GETS TACKLED BY MAX IMPACT INTO A STACK OF CHAIRS! HELL OF A GREETING! Sistine trips Crane, that seemed a little unnecessary but I didn't hate it.

 

OL' JILL LIFTS NOR PHOENIX DIANA UP AND HURLS HER RIGHT AT A DEEP FRYER!! OH THAT'S AWFUL! DRAGGING HER BACK NOW-

 

Gabriel: ONE!

 

Amelia:

Nor kicks and she is pissed. Max Impact now turning his attention to H. Dog, Belly to Back Suplex into the trash receptacle! Showing H. Dog exactly what he thinks of him. Cam hits a headscissors on Ishani, she gets back to her feet fairly quickly but has to shake it off and she does so with an Enzuigiri to Xel! Damn! This dude isn't catching a break. 

 

Confetti hits a knee to the back of Lexxus O.C. and that's gonna get her attention. Max Impact has her back though and headbutts Confetti. Maybe she'll hire him as security, I can see she's thinking about it. H. Dog trying to capitalize on this CONFETTI CATCHES HIM AND FLIPS HIM UP IN THE AIR...CATCHES HIM INTO A PACKAGE PILEDRIVER!! BALL DROP!! H. Dog rolls out before a cover can be had though.

 

Nor Phoenix Diana hits a brutal dropkick on Rod Crane. Amazing she can continue through the pain of that. Ishani continuing to work Xel with some stomps. Confetti looking to get back to Lexxus AND MAX CLEARLY WANTS THIS SECURITY DETAIL AS HE RELEASE GERMANS CONFETTI AWAY! HE CAN'T WATCH ALL ANGLES THOUGH AND ISHANI FROM BEHIND LEXXUS WITH A HEAD SCISSORLOCK AND SHE'S BENDING HER BACK, ISHANI IN A HANDSTAND WITH LEXXUS'S NECK CONSTRICTED DEEP IN HER LEGS, IT'S A BENGAL BEND!! LEXXUS AUDIBLY GASPING FOR AIR, ISHANI TWISTING HER LEGS TO PUT THE PRESSURE ON, MAX IMPACT KICKS ISHANI'S HANDS OUT AND RESCUES LEXXUS! I THINK HE HAS THE JOB!

 

H. Dog from behind Cam, SMASHES A WHOLE TRASH RECEPTACLE INTO HIM! AND NOW HE'S JUST POURING IT ON HIM!

 

H. Dog:

HIDE IN THAT, TRASH!

 

Amelia:

That's some...Trash Talk, hehe. MICHAEL SISTINE WITH A HUGE FRONT SLAM TO MAX IMPACT! GOING FOR THE COVER-but Lexxus rescues him back with a kick to Michael's head! Confetti with a knee shot to the face of Nor. Alfos hits Xel on the back of the head with an elbow. Oh, and it looks like the train's here, if anyone wants to get on, and looks like Confetti is gonna take that ride. Nor is also hopping on, probably best to get away from any other heat. XEL FINALLY FIGHTS BACK WITH A SLING BLADE TO H. DOG AND I'M GONNA MOVE ON BEFORE PRECIOUS MAN GETS HIT AGAIN...If I have to see it doesn't mean you do-

 

 

Astrid:

The video game designer has a crush. How cute.

 

Amelia:

I do not! ... Do you think he'd want to be a Pre-Order?

 

Astrid:

You are a mess.

 

Amelia:

I know. I'm messy.

 

Astrid: 

That's not what I said. Anyway, Hillary Heron down there counting the action. 

 

 

Astrid:

Anyway, we now have four people here as Indie Wrestler Ion Popescu has apparently decided to join both the fray and GHW International, ALREADY MAKING A HUGE BLAST WITH THAT JUMPING SPINNING PILEDRIVER, THE IONIZER TO JAGUAR KING!!! As Cory Anderson hits a brutal Samoan on DX Royal, Ion going for his first ever cover under a MAWL banner-

 

Hillary: ONE!

 

Astrid:

JAGUAR REVERSES?? But Ion kicks out before one, and Jaguar struggling to his feet...ION GETS HIM WITH A POP-UP SAMOAN! POPE-UP! As Cory Anderson jumps from the railing with a leg drop to DX Royal, Ion goes for the pin again-

 

Hillary: ONE! TWO!

Astrid:

Jaguar rolls into a reversal AGAIN! It's Deja Vu!

 

Hillary: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Ian Popescu is eliminated by Jaguar King! (1)

 

 

Astrid: 

Jaguar ate two of Ion's strongest moves and took him out of the equation!! Cory Anderson going to try it now, has Jaguar King over his head in a powerbomb formation and we're going for a spin!

 

Cory:

WhooooOOOOOAOOOAAAAAaaaa!

 

Astrid:

FLAVOR BOMB!!! 

 

Hillary: ONE! TWO! TH-

 

Astrid:

Jaguar kicks!! Not able to pull off the reversal but he's staying in this! Anderson turns his attention to DX and gonna try the same thing! We're going spinning....

 

Cory:

WHHHOoooAAAAAoooooAAA!!!

 

Astrid:

FLAVOR BOMB THE SECOND! 

 

Hillary: ONE! TWO! TH-

 

Astrid:

DX REVERSES THE PIN!!! WHAT IS HAPPENING TODAY!!!

 

Hillary: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

The Flavor Cory Anderson is eliminated by DX Royal! (3)

 

 

Astrid:

DX Royal has just found himself atop the leaderboard with Zephyr as the only two so far to accrue 3 falls. Given that there tend to be a lot of one-hit wonders so far, it's possible they are in very good condition to qualify for the W2's Golden Group, but we do still have a lot more to go. Right now, it's one on one DX vs Jaguar here, and either of these men notching a fall on the other would go a tremendous way for them. Both of these men have to be super careful with the other though, as they've both notched falls on reversals. 

 

Jaguar King with a huge set of high kicks to DX. Jaguar with a schoolboy, smart pin choice for anyone else but you just gave DX Royal your arm you idiot and HERE COMES THE KIMURA!! Slight Modification and it's a DXR CLUTCH! JAGUAR KING REVERSES INTO A SMALL PACKAGE!!

 

Hillary: ONE! TWO! TH-

 

Astrid:

DX KICKS OUT AT 2.5!! I DON'T NORMALLY GET THIS EXCITED! DEX TEX HAS FOUND HIS WAY HERE AND CHARGES WITH A DOUBLE LARIAT BUT DX AND JAGUAR REVERSE INTO A DOUBLE FISHERMAN PIN!!!

 

Hillary: ONE! 

 

Astrid:

DEX KICKS! And wait, that means-

 

Gracie:

Hey bestie! I'm back on floating duty! And looks like Jaguar's switchin' up his dance partner, Dex and Jaguar hit a double Uranage on DX!! Doublin' the pin-

 

Hillary: ONE! TWO!

 

Astrid:

DX kicks! Good lord, none of these people want to stay down. TEX HAS DX IN THAT ACCORDION RACK SUBMISSION!! TEXAS HOLD EM!!! DX ROYAL'S LUCK HAS RUN OUT AND HE TAPS!

 

DX Royal is eliminated by Dashing Desperado Dex Tex! (2)

 

 

Astrid:

Looks like the Golden Saloon is gonna be instituting a 2 drink minimum to enter. Lucky for DX he got 3 under his belt before his time wrapped, so unless things change drastically - which they could - he could be seeing a 25K opportunity in January. And we're back down to 2, but this time it's New York v Texas. Jaguar King eats a boxing combo from Dex and DEX GETS HIM UP IN THE TEXAS HOLD EM JAGUAR KING ROLLS HIM UP

 

Hillary: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Dashing Desperado Dex Tex is eliminated by Jaguar King! (2)

 

 

Gracie:

Looks like Jaguar King will be heading your way, Loren. 

 

Hillary:

And so are Gracie and I! 

 

 

Loren:

Aja Lioness with a sharp elbow to the head of Trevor DeMartin, and Blue Ribbon Bonnie moves it along.

 

Hillary:

And here comes Jessie Graff, there's that Running Spinning Wheel Kick! WONDERWHEEL TO AGGIE!!

 

Lorna: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Aggie the Clown Prince of Hell is eliminated by Jessie Graff! (1)

 

 

Gracie:

Oh! The AGG-ONY! 

 

Hillary:

They brought that chaos out from another section and only Jessie went back. GENOVEVA NILZA GRABS TARA GONZO IN A GUTWRENCH UP IN A HIGH ANGLE AND WAITING...WAAIIIIIIITING..... A SPIKE PILEDRIVER! OSTRACIZER!!!

 

Lorna: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Tara Gonzo is eliminated by Genoveva Nilza! (1)

 

 

Gracie:

Victory tastes a lot like defeat, don't it?

 

Hillary:

James Holzhauer locks Jaguar King into a...sort of...inverted double underhook? I don't know how he's pulling this off, but inverted Double Underhook DDT! He calls this the True Daily Double, or TDD!! Going for the pin JAGUAR KING REVERSES IT AGAIN!!! HOW THE HELL DOES HE KEEP DOING THIS!!

 

Lorna: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

James Holzhauer is eliminated by Jaguar King! (3)

 

 

Hillary:

Everyone going in for the kill quickly, Aja Lioness going for a roll-up on Trevor DeMartin-DeMartin kicks out, and goes right into a bridging German Suplex on Genoveva! SHE REVERSES IT! 

 

Lorna: ONE! TWO!

 

Loren: 

Gen says Not Today, she kicks out and getting Fire Marshall Ruth up...we're once again in a holding pattern as the blood has a chance to rush to her head, heeeeere we go and Ostracizer!! Going for the cover but Ruth able to roll away and avoid it! Gen takes her frustration out with a stiff punch to the face of Jaguar King. And Nadja Norris with a dropkick to Erica, Jaguar King with the Belly to Back to Aja Lioness but Trevor with a running shoulder tackle that sends King hurtling into a brick wall! Nadja Norris follows that up and dropkicks King into the wall again!

 

Gracie:

They're tearing him down brick by brick! And Norris spins around with a forearm shot to Aja Lioness. DeMartin blasts Ruth in the jaw with an uppercut. JAGUAR KING HAS THE ROYAL CLAW HOLD ON NADJA NORRIS!! SHE'S STRUGGLING, TRYING TO FIGHT, BUT SHE'S TAPPIN'!

 

Nadja Norris is eliminated by Jaguar King! (4)

 

 

Hillary:

That puts Jaguar King at the top of the leaderboard, and possibly entrenching him in this event. DeMartin with a big suplex to EMT, AJA LIONESS DUCKS EMT'S BOOT AND EXPLODER SUPLEX! EMT JUST TOOK OUT THE WATER FOUNTAIN WITH HER BODY! LIONESS WITH THE PIN-

 

Lorna: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Erica Marbella-Thomas is eliminated by Aja Lioness! (1)

 

 

Loren:

Aja on the board! Can she break the 2 minimum barrier? Genoveva with a running Spinebuster to Trevor DeMartin, AND JAGUAR KING SMASHES AJA IN THE FACE WITH THE BROKEN WATER FOUNTAIN! JAGUAR KING GETS A CLAW EACH ON TREVOR AND GENOVEVA AND THEY ARE TAPPING!!!

 

Trevor DeMartin and Genoveva Nilza are eliminated by Jaguar King! (5/6)

 

 

Gracie:

Jaguar King with 6 falls pretty much seems he's got a clinch for the W2 AJA LIONESS BLASTS HIM WITH THE WATER FOUNTAIN!!

 

Lorna: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Jaguar King is eliminated by Aja Lioness! (2)

 

 

Gracie:

AJA LIONESS ENDS HIS REIGN OF TERROR! And she's heading over to join Irving Barth...4 people is a lot, so I'm gonna go get some food and let Lorna take seat 3.

 

 

Irving:

Aja Lioness already planting her foot down...or more fittingly her toe...with some degree of force...Max Miles taking the moment to charge BIG MISTAKE MAX MILES EATS THE ZOMBIE RAISING!! Aja with the cover-

 

Dimelo: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Southern Sentinel Max Miles is eliminated by Aja Lioness! (3)

 

 

Lorna:

That's fall three for Aja Lioness! I called the first two and she was the one who took the leader out of the running! Rosalina Ramos hits a Roseplant on Aja Lioness!! She is looking to do for Aja what Aja did for the Jaguar King! But Aja rejects the cover!

 

Irving:

Aja grabs Aggie by the clown tufts and knees him in the face! That's some steel guts there!! And Jessie Graff uses an Oversized Toothbrush to Pole Vault a kick into Blue Ribbon Bonnie!!

 

Hillary:

Wouldn't it have been more effective to just use the toothbrush?

 

Irving:

Stitches clearly thinks so!! HE MOLLYWHOPS BLUE RIBBON BONNIE IN THE HEAD WITH THAT TOOTHBRUSH!! AND THE PIN-

 

Dimelo: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Blue Ribbon Bonnie is eliminated by Stitches the Clown! (1)

 

 

Lorna: 

Stitches scratching up Yarp Yeti with those bristles!!

 

Hillary:

He's making sure Yarp is good and clean! Jessie trying to capitalize and Yarp rolls her up!! JESSIE REVERSES THE ROLL!! YARP REVERSES IT AGAIN!! JESSIE REVERSES IT INTO AN ARMBAR!! And Yarp finally just breaks it out. 

 

Lorna: 

That was a battle. Rosalina Ramos decides to high-tail it out of this section, can't say I blame her.

 

Irving: 

Yarp and Jessie battling into El Campeón, Jessie gets a tap on her shoulder AND IT'S STITCHES WITH A MANNEQUIN, YARP TAPS HER ON THE SHOULDER AND HE TOO IS HOLDING A MANNEQUIN, JESSIE GRAFF GETS MANNEQUIN SANDWICHED!! YARP THROWS THE HEAD OF THE BROKEN MANNEQUIN FULL FORCE AT AJA! You guys have heads on the mannequins here?

 

Lorna:
THAT'S your takeaway?

 

Hillary:

Stitches has a Clown Glove on...I think Jessie should probably run and it's already too late for that, he's put on a Smiley Face!! She's gagging, struggling looking for anything, she SMASHES his head on that Jewelry case and that gives her the leverage to roll him up! Doesn't take though.

 

Irving:

Stitches gets Jessie up...wait...here comes Yarp and HE HELPS STITCHES....HERE COMES AJA AND SHE HELPS STITCHES....TRIPLE POWERBOMB OF JESSIE GRAFF THROUGH THAT JEWELRY DISPLAY CASE!!!!

 

Hillary:

They look at each other and agree to share the pin! WAIT...THEY ELBOW YARP OUT OF THE WAY!

 

Dimelo: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Jessie Graff is eliminated by Aja Lioness (4) and Stitches the Clown (2)!

 

 

Irving:

Yarp complaining AND HE GETS A MOUTH FULL OF CLOWN GLOVE!! Yarp flailing about, trying to break free, he knocks over a clearance rack and in losing his footing Stitches can't keep up with him falling, the hold is broken almost on accident. Oh that just made him mad and it's back in!! Yarp jerks himself down quickly and Stitches' head hits the mannequin podium!! Going for a cover-

 

Dimelo: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Stitches the Clown is eliminated by Yarp Yeti! (3)

 

 

Hillary:

That's Yarp's third pin and that could put him in a good position OH THERE'S THAT ZOMBIE RAISING KICK!!

 

Dimelo: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Yarp Yeti is eliminated by Aja Lioness! (5)

 

 

Lorna:

That's three sections now that Aja Lioness has cleaned out! And she goes off towards the edge of the mall. 

 

Hillary:

And with that, I'll take my leave for now, but I'll be around if y'all need me.

 

Dimelo:

And I'll be on the mic with Lorna and whoever we're goin' to next.

 

 

Jackson:

Great to have you both here, the action is palpable. Landmime smashes a Polaroid Camera into the face of Sebastian Smooth! And Landmime runs downstairs before Smooth can come to! Cheyenne also decides to escape.

 

Dimelo:

I don't get why people wanna head into bigger fights, you got more chance of getting your head kicked in. Utopia Lin with a quick but audible slap to Sebastian Smooth and here comes Loud Len Huighe hitting a pounce on Kacy Kruel into an ATM!

 

Lorna:

KACY KRUEL AND LOUD LEN JUST BOOTED UTOPIA LIN OVER THE RAILING! HOLY CRAP, SHE'S GONE DOWN TO THE FIRST FLOOR!! She's still moving...but EMTs are coming and she's being declared I'm told eliminated from the match. She's still alive but I don't think she'll be back to you guys. 

 

Utopia Lin is eliminated by Kacy Kruel (1) and Loud Len Huighe (1)!

 

 

Dimelo:

That one she's trouble AND SHE JUST THREW LEN DOWN TO THE FIRST FLOOR TOO! HERE COME THE EMTS, LOUD LEN MANAGING A WEAK THUMBS UP AND THAT MAY WELL BE IT FOR HIM TOO. 

 

Loud Len Huighe is eliminated by Kacy Kruel! (2)

 

 

Jackson:

And I am receiving word that both of these competitors will be out indefinitely while they recover. Kacy Kruel is out here ending careers. Kacy punches Silky in the throat, then grabs him and Spinebuster! He gets to his feet and forearm shot, Kacy takes a huge boot, and responds with an Exploder Suplex. 

 

Dimelo:

Quick splash by Smooth for a pin-

 

Farrah: ONE! 

 

Jackson: 

Kacy kicks, but before she can get up, forearm shot, and he's just doing the Worm right over her, and a corkscrew splash!! Silkworm!! and the cover-

 

Farrah: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Kacy Kruel is eliminated by Silky Sebastian Smooth! (1)

 

 

Jackson:

And Smooth deciding to seek action elsewhere, ending yet another section of this top floor of the mall.  

 

 

Marcus:

Slang Dang decides to head away. Jerry Knox hits a crucifix driver to T. Krip, and going for a pin-Krip kicks out easily, and Lenore Usher catches Knox with a leg lariat and Terra Formiga drops Aiko with a flying forearm and a pin-yet again a kick out.

 

Dimelo:

Captain Ned Marlin with a quick knee shot to Ellis D. Sting Ray hanging on a mobile, Wildcat Taylor look up look out just something and here's the shooting star...cutter!! VENOM SPIKE!!

 

Farrah: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Wildcat Taylor is eliminated by Sting Ray Steve Thunder! (1)

 

 

Lorna:

Thunder up TERRA FORMIGA WITH THAT DISCUS CLAYMORE! EXTINCTION EVENT TO STEVE THUNDER!!

 

Jaime: ONE!

 

Dimelo:

Thunder manages to get his shoulder up, looked more like a spasm than a kick but it's all the same, fam. T. Krip stomps him down. Solrac with an Olympic Slam to Anna Konda through the gift shop cashier counter!! 

 

Jaime: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Anna Konda is eliminated by Solrac! (1)

 

 

Dimelo:

Aiko with a high kick to Steve Thunder. Ned Marlin hits Terra Formiga with a bionic elbow. Terra Formiga rolling up, going for the Extinction Event, MARLIN DODGES AND TERRA CATCHES ELLIS D!! GOING FOR A PIN-

 

Jaime: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Ellis D is eliminated by Terra Formiga! (1)

 

 

Lorna:

Thunder really putting himself out there and corkscrew axe kick to Twin Barrels Kay Lee! AIKO GETS THE MOONBLADE KICK TO VINAASHA!! 

 

Jaime: ONE!

 

Marcus:

Vinaasha gasps and it's basically a kickout. Aiko with the knee drop on Vinaasha then heads towards the bowling alley and out of this conversation.

 

Lorna:

That seems like a dumb idea, there are more people there. Jerry Knox and Brian Storm looking at each other, looking at the Telescope....they get to the base and FULLY RIP THE TELESCOPE OUT OF THE GROUND, AND THE TWO OF THEM SWING IT AT T. KRIP AT FULL SPEED!! The cover and there's no way T. Krip can get out of this!

 

Jaime: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

T. Krip is eliminated by Silver Fox Jerry Knox (1) and Brian Storm (1)!

 

 

Dimelo:

Terra hits Solrac with a back suplex and a bridge - 

 

Jaime: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Solrac is eliminated by Terra Formiga! (2)

 

 

Marcus:

Lenore Usher smashes a model of Jupiter over the head of Vinaasha as we move to the now packed bowling alley.

 

 

Ash: 

Manda Miento sprays the Shoe Disinfectant into the eyes of Venus Dismal! She doubles over in pain and Manda with a double axe handle on her back! And Gilberto J with a spinning sidewalk slam to Daniel! Stonefist trying to catch Gilberto out but Gilberto is too quick and arm wringer flip lays Stonefist out. Rade throws Hazel Clarke at Venus Dismal, and comes over to share the fall with Hazel-

 

Donald: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Venus Dismal is eliminated by RADE (1) and Hazel Clarke (1)!

 

 

Dimelo:

And the new blood Shawn Harris gets Aiko up in a Double Underhook ooooh and Powerbombs her between the lanes! That Storm Driver 93 is gonna give her spine issues!!

 

Donald: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Aiko is eliminated by Aerial Assassin Shawn Harris! (1)

 

 

Lorna:

Pam Arnasdóttir with a quick punch to Daniel. Moon with a brutal set of chops to Stonefist. Looks like we're in the quick hit section, and Clarke adding to that with a bunch of chops on Bonnie Anne Clyde. Zora Luthor with a quick snap suplex to Genesis! And a pin attempt-

 

Donald: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Genesis is eliminated by Zora Luthor! (1)

 

 

Ash:

Stonefist actually able to get RADE ALL THE WAY UP and POWERSLAM! Going for a pin-

 

Donald: ONE!

 

Ash:

RADE kicks up but he's visibly shaken. Kyu Ketsu locking Bonnie Anne Clyde in an Octopus...and he's throwing huge punches into her midsection as he does it!! Crimson Eclipse!!! Bonnie can't hold it together!!! She's tapping!

 

Bonnie Anne Clyde is eliminated by Kyu Ketsu! (1)

 

 

Dimelo:

Riri Tonu with a slingshot of Hazel Clarke onto a ball release! Moon jumps from that Ball release and a Leg Bulldog to Manda Miento and a pin-

 

Donald: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Manda Miento is eliminated by Moon! (1)

 

 

Lorna:

Good lord, five people since we got here have been kicked out! AND HERE COMES HAZEL CLARKE WITH A HAND EACH OF BOWLING BALLS AND JUMPS UP...BOXES RADE'S EARS WITH THE BOWLING BALLS!!! GOING FOR A PIN-

 

Donald: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Rade is eliminated by Hazel Clarke! (2)

 

 

Dimelo:

This is WILD yo...a bloodbath AND DONNA MATRIX FRONT DROPKICK IN HEELED BOOTS TO KYU KETSU! SHE STANDS ON HIM TO PIN HIM DOWN-He kicks out though. That was just too arrogant.

 

Ash:

And the heels coming off, but Donna wasting time on that which Karnaval takes advantage of, basement sweep! Daniel also trying to sneak away, considering putting on his mask-

 

Moon: THIS IS THE BATTLE BETWEEN GOOD AND EVIL! THIS IS ARMAGEDDON!!!

 

Lorna:

MOON JUST WENT NUTS! HE CHARGES DANIEL AND UP LIFTS HIM UP...HUMONGOUS SLAM! MOONSTRIKE!!

 

Donald: ONE!

 

Ash: 

DANIEL REVERSES THE PIN!

 

Donald: ONE!

 

Dimelo:
MOON REVERSES IT BACK!! THE BATTLE BETWEEN GOOD AND EVIL INDEED!

 

Donald: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Lorna:

GOOD TRIUMPHS!!

 

Daniel is eliminated by Moon! (2)

 

 

Ash:

They've been on two separate shows for some time now, with Moon having gone to Frequency, but that fire between the two was rekindled with a quickness.

 

Lorna:

Shawn Harris with a stiff punch to Donna Matrix. Hazel taking a run, somersault dropkick pushes Gilberto J back! Stonefist heading somewhere he won't get as lost in the shuffle.

 

Dimelo:
Shawn Harris parkours off the wall, huge clothesline to Kyu Ketsu! Matrix and Luthor look at each other and a nod, oh this is gonna be bad for someone, Matrix picks up Hazel and holds her face first on the ball release! Luthor takes a roll...STRIKE AT FULL FORCE! OOOOOOOO BALL TO THE FACE OF HAZEL! AND MATRIX lays her out flat, Luthor and Matrix put their arms on her-

 

Ash:

Donald Lee refuses to count the pin up there, Hazel fights them back! Pam eats a DDT from Zora, Kyu Ketsu drops the shoe rack on Moon and Pam!!! Going for a pin on them-Moon escapes but Pam does not!

 

Donald: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Pam Arnasdóttir is eliminated by Kyu Ketsu! (2)

 

 

Ash:

It's an absolute slaughter at this bowling alley! But we move it along to Eli Ray.

 

 

Eli:

Jaunty John Ti coming out of Johnny Cotton, he looks less than pleased with the selection STONEFIST DRILLS HIM WITH A STORMBREAKER SPEAR!!

 

Ron: ONE!

 

Eli:

Jaunty barely getting up. La Garra going for a roll-up on Dr. Owen, didn't really do anything to earn it though and Dr. Owen rolls out. Jaunty tries to capitalize on La Garra's screwup and she wraps him into the Sharpshooter!! Jaunty is tapping!!!

 

Jaunty John Ti is eliminated by La Garra! (1)

 

 

Lorna:

This top floor is emptying fast! Down to 4 here already.

 

Dimelo:

Dr. Owen with some headlock punches to La Garra, OH AND STONEFIST BACK BODY DROPS POPE OSCURA I! I THINK HER ROBE MIGHT BE CAUGHT IN THE ESCALATOR! LA GARRA RIPS HER OUT OF THE ROBE TO HIT HER WITH THE IMPALER DDT!!! As Dr. Owen lays some fists on Stonefist, La Garra with the cover!! OSCURITA REVERSES THE ROLL-UP!! LA GARRA ROLLS IT BACK!!!!

 

Ron: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Pope Oscurita I is eliminated by La Garra! (2)

 

 

Lorna:

And Oscurita looks...scared. With the papal gear ripped, she seems like something has snapped away from her, and she's left confused and frightened. Dr. Owen not waiting for La Garra to get up from the pin, and a corkscrew axe kick!! XANAX!! But she's too close to the escalator, and shoulders are not pinned down. Jumps from the Escalator railing and Sunset Flip Powerbomb to Stonefist-Stonefist kicks out. 

 

Dimelo:

Oscurita blocks a Stonefist fist and mid kick. Dr. Owen attempts to take advantage with a splash but Stonefist catches him and scoop slam onto the escalator!! AND HERE COMES DR. OWEN UP THE ESCALATOR....90 DEGREE FROG SPLASH!! PRESCRIPTION PAD TO LA GARRA!!!

 

Ron: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

La Garra is eliminated by Dr. Owen! (1)

 

 

Eli:

STONEFIST WITH THE SPEAR TO DR. OWEN!!

 

Ron: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Dr, Owen is eliminated by Stonefist! (1)

 

 

Eli:

Another house is cleaned out and Stonefist is left standing as we break 100 Eliminations.

 

Ron: 

And now I'm real excited to be behind the booth! 

 

 

Lenny: 

Winta Nigisti with a bulldog to Erika Ishii.

 

Ron:

How you gonna do Yotei like that, man? Winta's leavin' my girl alone and exploder suplex to Roux Lette over there, yeeeeah there goes my girl, do it Yotei hittin' Freezy Man with that Shining Wizard. And she swings around and leg lariat to Matty, going for the pin-

 

Dimelo:

Fabulous Matt kicks up, Fred Eric Zenith or as Ron calls him "Freezy Man" circling Ishii, Roux Lette sayin' Peace! As she goes downstairs. Fred Eric Zenith looking to get Ishii back with a clothesline, she ducks him and Pele Kick! Then down she goes.

 

Ron:

See ya later Yotei! Zenith takes Winta up into a vertical suplex...180 spin and down she goes into the Brainbuster!! I think he calls that the Semifreddo! Oh, that's clever, I like that.

 

Eli:

But Winta kicks up and OH! Just as she's up, Matt is down!!! Devious Daphne smashed a bottle of wine over his head!! And she's going for the pin-

 

José: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

The Fabulous Matt is eliminated by Devious Daphne! (1)

 

 

Ron:

That's how you make a magician disappear. 

 

Dimelo:

The ladies about to go Thelma and Louise on this dude, double suplex to Fred. OH DAMN! Daphne bodyslams Winta onto Fed!! Winta oofs but she hooks Fred's leg-

 

José: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Fred Eric Zenith is eliminated by Winta Nigisti! (1)

 

 

Eli:

Daphne looking at the board and her expression is SOURING. She thought that doing the slam meant she was going to get a credit too!

 

Ron:

Ha ha ha, looks like Daphne got Scooby Dooby Duped. Oh and here come Nigisti now and rollin' her up-

 

José: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Devious Daphne is eliminated by Winta Nigisti! (2)

 

 

Ron:

Damn, we are clearing out this top level like there's a fresh shipment of the Switch 2 downstairs. Well, on we go!

 

 

Reggie:

Here we go, and Icicle with a huracanrana to pin Danny Gill-and reversal-

 

Alonso: ONE!

 

Ron:

Well, I gotta give it to Super Chill. Actually I gotta give a lot of things to Super Chill, hey man you lookin to tag one day? But that smooth as velvet reversal was a thing of beauty!

 

Lorna:

Icicle deciding to work together with El Autorretrato to double suplex Lucas A Parker...OH HE SMASHES THEIR HEADS TOGETHER! And going for a double pin-but they kick out easily. Queen Platinum with a hand full of Gustavo Salazar Diamond Rings...

 

Ron:

She's about to ice someone out! OOOH NOT MY DUDE WHY'S EVERYONE HATE DANNY GILL! DIAMOND PUNCH! Going for the cover-

 

Alonso: ONE!

 

Reggie:

Danny gets the shoulder up, and Parker with a stiff right to El Autorretrato LOOK OUT PARKER HERE COMES OKAPI AND PARKER GETS CHARGED BACK FIRST INTO THE WALL! Icicle tries to run up on Okapi and he DECKS her! Platinum stomps Parker before he can get up. 

 

Lorna:

Icicle looking for a different competitor, and settles up with El Autorretrato driving her foot to the side of his skull! 

 

Ron:

Train's here if anyone wanna get on.

 

Reggie:

Looks like El Moustapha is gonna take you up on that. And Gill gets a couple punches in on Rick Rock, while Okapi drops a jumping bionic elbow on the head of Icicle! He's gonna try for a pin on her, nothing doin'.

 

Ron:

Queen Platinum takin' herself outta this area. I dunno if she paid for those diamonds though. Everyone leavin'! What's goin' on, Danny Gill goin' downstairs now. There a snake around here? Parker chasin' him downstairs, damn!

 

Lorna:

Icicle with a quick punch on Auto, RICK ROCK GOES FOR A ROLL....ROLLING THUNDER CUTTER! RICK ROLL TO OKAPI!

 

Alonso: ONE! TWO! THREE! 

 

Okapi is eliminated by Rick Rock! (1)

 

 

Reggie:

Rock scored a 10 point kill easy. In hunter's terms anyway, still only 1 notch here in this brawl. EL AUTORETTRATO FLIPS ICICLE WITH THE IMPACT OF THAT SALE SIGN!! Going for a pin-Icicle barely kicks before one, and running bulldog to El Autorretrato! Rick Rock tries to take advantage of the situation, cheap shot by Autor and Inverted Suplex! Going for a pin-

 

Alsonso: ONE!

 

Ron:

Rick Rock Reverses! But Autor gets out of it just in time to get blasted by Icicle and a leg lariat! 

 

Alonso: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

El Autorretrato is eliminated by Icicle! (2)

 

 

Lorna:

It's Spanish for Self-Portrait and now he has plenty of time to paint himself. All that remains up here is Icicle and Rick Rock HERE COMES KID KROSS CHARGING UP THE ESCALATOR AND KROSSSSSSS OVER TO BOTH OF THEM!!! DOUBLE PIN!

 

Alonso: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Icicle and Rick Rock are eliminated by Kid Kross! (1/2)

 

 

Ron:

Kid Kross just outta nowhere turnin' the tide, see this is why I love wrestlin' so much. And back down he goes, this section is empty and we're gonna keep it movin'!

 

 

Simon:

NEWCOMER WILL CORRIGAN BLASTS HIGH FLYER MONO THROUGH A GLASS WINDOW WITH A SUPERKICK! And going for a pin-

 

Mariano: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

High Flyer Mono is eliminated by Will Corrigan! (1)

 

 

Ron:

It's like greeting your first major league at-bat, your first swing, with a home run. This dude's just made a statement. And Tarrasque saw that and just noped on outta here to another section. 

 

Lorna:

Queen Platinum's got that diamond hand loaded up and right hook to the head of Fossa dropping her down! And Corrigan with a double axe handle to fellow newcomer Zuhra Qizil. Zuhra to her feet, she sees an opportunity...gets Fossa on her shoulders in a Fireman's Carry...into the nail salon and TOSSES her into the shelf of Acrylics!! I wear those and they are vicious even 5 at a time. That's like a bed of nails Fossa just got launched into! Not to mention the glass. And a pin-

 

Mariano: ONE! TWO! TH-

 

Ron:

FOSSA KICKS! JUST BARELY! Zuhra up and Platinum is ready for her! Launches her into the wall of Polishes!! Corrigan going for a ripcord pull on Fossa, she reverses into a drop toe hold driving his face into the marble counter.

 

Simon:

Platinum and Zuhra conferring...Fossa sees them and assume distraction... what are they doing...THEY JUST PULLED A STATION CHAIR UP, FOSSA CHARGES BUT THEY THROW THE CHAIR AT HER!!! SHE LOOKS LEGITIMATELY HURT, AND PLATINUM AND ZUHRA SHARE THE COVER! 

 

Mariano: ONE!

 

Ron:

Fossa not gonna let something like a chair stop her. Platinum frustrated and just launches Fossa at Corrigan!!

 

Simon:

Platinum stomps Fossa and Face Wash to Corrigan by Qizil! This alliance between the two of them is paying off but how long it will last remains to be seen. OH! Looks like it's over! Platinum BLASTS Qizil with that broken piece of shelf in the stomach and in the back!! And Fossa taking the opportunity of being on top of Corrigan to hit some mounted punches. Platinum with the pin on Qizil-

 

Mariano: ONE! TWO!

 

Ron:

ZUHRA REVERSES THE ROLLUP!

 

Mariano: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Queen Platinum is eliminated by Zuhra Qizil! (1)

 

 

Lorna:

The Queen's been dethroned! Fossa not letting Zuhra celebrate too long, as she scoops her up into a Gutwrench Powerbomb. And Fossa keeping her wits about her, a running knee shot that sends Corrigan over the counter!!

 

Ron:

She shoulda paid more attention to Qizil and taken the pin...Qizil gets her from behind and SPINNING URANAGE RIGHT THROUGH THE CHAIR!!! She is determined to end Fossa with this damn chair!!!

 

Mariano: ONE! TWO! THREE! 

 

Fossa is eliminated by Zuhra Qizil! (2)

 

 

Ron:

And the Helde team just went extinct-CORRIGAN SPEARS ZUHRA INTO THE MARBLE COUNTER!!! THAT LEFT A DENT!!! COVER-

 

Mariano: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Zuhra Qizil is eliminated by Will Corrigan! (2)

 

 

Lorna:

And another group down! This top floor's gonna have no one on it soon!

 

Ron:

Well we gon' swing it over to the next section. Should be real fun.

 

 

Valerie:

You're right Ron! Should be! Right now we've got AM Brooks deep in the thralls of a Chickenwing hold by Kenneth Tuckey IX...AM Brooks looks like she's passing out, it could be-WAIT TIKI CHAMORRO SAVES AM!! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!

 

Ron:

Well damn. And Marley Venus with an Octopus Stretch on Spindle, and she's bending those arms back in a real painful lookin' way, I think she calls this the Venus DeMilo....SPINDLE TAPS!!

 

Spindle is eliminated by Marley Venus! (1)

 

 

Lorna:

DOTTIE SMASHES TARRASQUE ALONG THE HEAD WITH A MINI-GRILL! Going for a pin-

 

Boza: ONE!

 

Ron:

Tarrasque reverses the pin! 

 

Boza: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Dottie is eliminated by Tarrasque! (1)

 

 

Ron:

And li'l Tiki pullin' the Colonel Chicken man down by the beard and headbutt! Tarrasque looking to capitalize on this, caught in a Chickenwing hold and Suplexes him right on his damn head! Tarrasque kicks out though so that's cool.

 

Lorna:

Here comes my girl Lucenza Rossi, she stomps on Tuckey's head before he can get up. And Brooks with a spin kick to face of Garja. Flora Peligrosa decides to hop the train. AM deciding to head out, looks like she's trusting Tiki to this section? And I didn't even see MAWLTESE FALCON but he sneaks off as well. 

 

Valerie:

Marla Anderson takes a bag of nail polish bottles and whacks Lucenza across the face of it! And she gets Marley Venus too! THANKS AVON! And she lays the bag down, and FRONT SLAM TO NEOPOLITAN ON THE BAG!! Tuckey's got that Chicken Wing locked in again but this time on Garja...but she slides free just barely. 

 

Lorna: 

Dina the Denier Dorwart with a spinebuster on Tiki. Lady swings at Rossi, she ducks and fireman carry...Samoan Drop! Garja drills Tarrasque with a Shoulder Tackle!

 

Ron:

Damn, she straight up dropped him! Lady hits Dina the Denier with a dropkick in the stomach. And Anderson comin' up on Garja with a Sleeper Slam! Dina the Denier drops Neopolitan with a Spinebuster!! Lady to her feet and rolls up into a clothesline on Garja, NO Garja catches her out and judo flip! Wait Garja turn around...ROSSI SLAPS HER SILLY!

 

Lorna:

Garja looking to launch herself at Rossi with a Spear....Rossi moves and Marley Venus eats it!! Garja says "Good enough" and goes for the pin-Venus kicks before one.

 

Valerie:

Tiki hits a headbutt to the ribs of Dina the Denier and it looks like Ron and Lorna are getting up. You moving along?

 

Ron:

Yeah we're gonna check out the Lion section. But we'll be back soon though!

 

 

Colin:

Nourdine Mmadi splashes Imogen with a deep fryer basket from McDonald's!!! She screams and he rolls her up-

 

Lindy: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Imogen is eliminated by Nourdine Mmadi! (2)

 

 

Ron:

Well she gonna need to find a good face doctor to take care of that. Bianca Diaz gonna avenge her partner with an eye rake to Mmadi, and VAUD adds a running elbow drop to Mmadi's face! Oh look AM Brooks is running again. You know you gotta collect pins, right?

 

Colin:

Hot Mess Jess comin' in to cover Mmadi with a running splash! Cover is denied and MAWLTESE Falcon greets Jess with a boot on her way up. Jess takes this as a reason to get outta here. And ZLI is about to get further beat the hell down, as Nourdine with a quick throat punch to Bianca which if you're not using your voice for good I can't be too mad about, and VAUD hits a Spinning Elevated Bulldog to Kalpana!! CONEY ISLAND DOG!!!

 

Lindy: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Kalpana is eliminated by VAUD! (2)

 

 

Lorna:

ZLI is getting cannibalized, but Bianca has Nourdine locked up and there is the Inverted Cross Rhodes! She's got BDE!!!

 

Lindy: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Nourdine Mmadi is eliminated by Bianca Diaz! (2)

 

 

Colin:

Bianca attempts the pin on VAUD but he kicks out and scoops her up...Exploder Suplex! She gets launched to the edge of the railing and starts to crash through. 

 

Lindy: ONE!

 

Lorna:

VAUD tries to pick her up, Bianca slingshots him onto the railing!! Bianca rolls out from under him, runs back...HIP PRESS DRIVES HIM INTO THE RAILING! She rolls him back but he kicks out before the count.

 

Ron:

He swings at her, SHE DUCKS AND URANAGE! SHE ROLLS HIM UP AGAIN-once again he kicks out!

 

Colin:

Bianca takes an end table and smashes it on his head! Eli and Connie Thien coming up the escalator battling....Eli whips Connie, Bianca and VAUD instinctively catch her with a double chokeslam! Three-way pin!!

 

Lindy: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Champion of Luxury Travel Connie Thien is eliminated by VAUD (3), Bianca Diaz (3), and Elijah (1)!

 

 

Colin:

Eli gets Bianca in his grasp...CRICK CRACK MONKEY BREAK HER DANG BACK!!! Going for the pin-OH NO SHE REVERSES!!! But he kicks easily. Bianca boots Eli back towards the escalator hoping to send him back down but VAUD lariats her in the back of the head and Eli catches her with the Duppy Knee!!! Eli going to cover her again-

 

Ron:

She reverses it a-dang-gain.

 

Lindy: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Elijah is eliminated by Bianca Diaz! (4)

 

 

Colin:

We're back again to the last 2, and VAUD catches Bianca out with an STO as we move along.

 

 

Heloisa:

AM Brooks already has Chef Nobi tied up in the Black Widow! And he's trying to fight out...but he can't pull it off and he taps!!

 

Chef Nobi is eliminated by AM Brooks! (1)

 

 

Lorna:

He's cooked.

 

Ron:

I see what you did there! That was funny. Islander Isaac Indigo with a knee smash to the face of Angelica, she rolls up easily and PARKOUR SPLASH TO HEARTBREAKER AND THE GRUNT! WHICH IS MY THIRD FAVORITE RADIO SHOW. But the pin doesn't take for either of em. 

 

Heloisa:

SM with the kick to the dick on the Grunt!! And locks him in the Hartshooter!!! GRUNT TAPS!!!

 

The Grunt is eliminated by SM Heartbreaker! (1)

 

 

Ron:

And Gozu like I can do that too, and Devil's Descent to Halley Comet!! Goin' for the pin-

 

Cody: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Halley Comet is eliminated by Gozu! (1)

 

 

Heloisa:

Been a bad few months for Halley Comet, with her partner betraying her and then to take a fall without even getting on the board. We'll see if her luck can turn around at Fallout. Brooks takes a knee to the face of Islander Isaac Indigo. Angelica attempts a spin kick on her, Brooks ducks and trips her with the basement sweep. 

 

Ron:

Heartbreaker with a sneak attack clothesline to Gozu, Gozu turns around and Heartbreaker may have made a grievous error. Angelica links Chiara Valentino in the Double Underhook...up for the Powerbomb WHOOOOA SHE JUST LEAPT THEM BOTH OVER THE RAILING, SUNSET FLIPPING TO THE FIRST FLOOR!!! THAT IS A HELL OF A TRUTH BOMB!!!

 

 

Susy: ONE!

 

Lorna:

Calabria Valentino saves her sister!!! Calabria's already been eliminated by I guess she must have just stuck around. 

 

Ron:

Islander Isaac Indigo hits AM Brooks with a brutal Tornado DDT, GOZU DEVIL'S DESCENT ON SM!!! HEAD HITS THE ESCALATOR!!! 

 

Cody: ONE!

 

Lorna:

SM able to inch just enough to the escalator where his shoulders are not touching ground! Cody breaks up the pin and Gozu's gonna have something to say to him about that! Gozu takes it out on Indigo with a series of increasingly brutal headbutts and the Islander's face looks like a lava leakage! AM Brooks realizing she has some diamond knucks stored and STIFF PUNCH TO SM!! Going for the pin, SM REVERSES!

 

Cody: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

AM Brooks is eliminated by SM Heartbreaker! (2)

 

 

Ron:

SM with a smirk like "You think you're the first woman to knux me?" And Gozu with the Devil's Descent to Isaac Indigo, meetin' SM pound for pound!!

 

Cody: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Islander Isaac Indigo is eliminated by Gozu! (2)

 

 

Heloisa:

This right here is exactly what SM DIDN'T want to happen. He's still considering himself very much in training to face down the man who took his title from him. But he's gonna try it...SM hits Gozu with a superkick and Gozu staggers back a little, but nothing too shaking. Going for the kick to the dick, oooh he forgot Gozu's got himself protected there and it looks like SM's foot is hurting a little. 

 

Ron: 

I would run if I was SM.

 

Heloisa:

SM steps onto the down escalator and I think he may have the same NO SPEAR AT GOZU'S LEGS! And he goes for a pin-

 

Cody: ONE!

 

Ron:

Gozu kicks! And begins with some solid hammer blows to the back of SM. SM bein' brought to his knees but a quick and hard punch to the midsection pushes the big man back and that gives SM ample space...INSTRUMENT OF DESTRUCTION! DAMN DUDE!

 

Cody: ONE!TWO!THREE!

 

Gozu is eliminated by SM Heartbreaker! (3)

 

 

Lorna:

Maybe SM is ready for Gozu after all!

 

Ron:

That was a fast count. I know it, you know it, Gozu CERTAINLY knows it and he's about to show Cody exactly what he thinks of his refereein'....SKY HIGH CHOKESLAM OVER THE EDGE OF THE RAIL! Cody's about to meet the first floor!

 

Heloisa:

Is Cody working for SM or just against Gozu? For the sake of today it all results in the same thing, but given that Cody Caster already has a burning hatred for Scott Razor and these two and Razor will be meeting Nero for a title match in a manner of weeks, it'll be interesting to see if Cody Caster plays into the proceedings in any way.

 

Ron:

If he has any of his bones left after that Chokeslam. Dude almost need a chalk outline at this point. Well, SM movin' on and so are we. 

 

 

Ron:

Well hopefully Christian will be more on the level than his dude Cory.

 

Celia:

And we've got newcomer Spirita Fulminea with a Spirit Bomb to Bloodswan!! 

 

Christian: ONE!

 

Celia:

Swan kicks and tries to get to her feet, Fulminea sweeps her right back and a jumping elbow right to Swan's ribcage! Bloodswan decides she will have better luck downstairs.

 

Lorna:

Sei with a chop to Nova Blake, and Nova decides to peace out too. And Jassy comes at Fulminea...up with the Fireman's Carry....OOOH a sort of Powerslam Jackhammer setup, we're looking at Paradigm Shift!! 

 

Ron: 

She defendin' her former friend? Naaah, she just wanted the kill and Fulminea sent it away.

 

Christian: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Lorna:

It definitely looks like she kicked at the last second but Christian is saying it's the three, so Fulminea is outta here.

 

Spirita Fulminea is eliminated by Jassy! (1)

 

 

Celia:

Her name might mean lightning quick wit, but she's making a lightning quick exit. Sei looking for a quick roll up on Diana Dresden- not even close. Sei's frustration getting the better of her and she's deciding to peace out. Capybara blocks Banana Ben's punches and a headbutt.

 

Ron:

I like that dude. He's funny lookin'. And Jassy with a couple of harsh soundin' chops to Fuji. Dresden whips Banana Ben onto a Fajita Plate! She lookin' to caramelize him!

 

Lorna:

Capybara walks into the movie theater. And Jassy decides to follow suit. 

 

Celia:

Tapanui with a huge powerbomb to Diana Dresden, and Fuji lifts Banana Ben up and slams him into his shoulders! Going for a pin-

 

Christian: ONE! TWO! 

 

Lorna: 

Banana Ben kicks up and IMMEDIATELY EATS THE BOOT OF FUJI!! DIANA DRESDEN WITH THE SPINNING SUPERKICK ON TAPANUI!!! GOING FOR A PIN-

 

Christian: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Tapanui is eliminated by Diana Dresden! (1)

 

 

Celia:

Elbow drop from Fuji to Banana Ben, Ben spins it around and tackles Dresden TURN AROUND BEN AND FUJI RUNS HIM DOWN WITH A BOOT!

 

Lorna:

Fuji punches Ben and Dresden and tries to pin them both. Dresden rolls him up in reversal! And a kick out, Fuji waiting and catches Dresden with a headbutt, Ben with an inverted powerslam to Fuji!!

 

Ron:

We got a real Rock Paper Scissors goin', and I know my Rock Paper and Scissors. 

 

Celia:

Ben going for the pin on Fuji.

 

Christian: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Fuji is eliminated by Banana Ben! (1)

 

 

Celia:

Diana Dresden hits the Home Rexer Double Double Underhook DDT on Banana Ben!! 

 

Christian: ONE! TWO! THREE! 

 

Banana Ben is eliminated by Diana Dresden! (2)

 

 

Ron:

Diana cleans out the section and heads downstairs, and we're goin' to the movies.

 

 

Daphne:

Big ol' slap from Celeste to Jassy. Wonderwolf locking in the Cry Wolf on Neon Juan Guyverno!! And he's tapping!!!

 

 

Ron:

Oh hey it's my buddy Capybara and he headbutts Jassy. That helmet's gotta hurt. 

 

Daphne:

Sure does. And Persephone Exner exploder suplexing Celeste into the ticket machine! Going for a pin-

 

Cobie: ONE!

 

Daphne:

Reversal by Celeste! Exner reverses again-and a kick out. Celeste to her feet and STO to Bauro Ieremia. Exner has Wonderwolf in a Half-Nelson... and Inverted Suplex!! Change of Seasons!! Pin-

 

Cobie: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Wonderwolf is eliminated by Persephone Exner! (1)

 

 

Lorna:

An unfortunate end to the Wonderwolf story for tonight. Capybara with a scoop slam on Derek Dodgeball Lane! Exner follows up with a face wash to Lane and a stomp, Exner getting Capybara into the Half-Nelson...CHANGE OF SEASONS!!! Going for the pin-

 

Cobie: ONE! TWO! TH-

 

Ron:

Nope! My dude kicks up! Persephone don't like it too much, she's arguing with the ref and Cap takes an escape path. Celeste grabs the velvet rope and she's just UNLOADING on Bauro Ieremia with it! Bauro grabs the rope from her, and Dodgeball takes the other end...they run down Jassy with the rope, and they smash her through the glass candy case!! Going for the pin-

 

Cobie: ONE! TWO! THREE! 

 

Jassy is eliminated by Derek Dodgeball Lane (1) and Bauro Ieremia (1)!

 

 

Daphne:

ZLI's just getting railroaded. Celeste with a high knee to the face of Exner, and Bauro following up with a forearm shot. Bauro gets his attention to Exner, gets her up into a Crucifix....all the way up.....and drives her down into facebuster!!! BAUN-T! Going for a pin-

 

Cobie: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Persephone Exner is eliminated by Bauro Ieremia! (2)

 

 

Lorna:

And then there were 4. Marion Bartoli hits Celeste with a big knee, Dodgeball from the Counter with a 540 Kick to Bauro Ieremia!! Dodgeball Spin Special!! BAURO REVERSES-

 

Cobie: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Derek Dodgeball Lane is eliminated by Bauro Ieremia! (3)

 

 

Ron:

Lookin' like the two drink minimum becomin' a three drink minimum real fast. I don't mind it though.

 

Lorna: 

Bauro from that sick reversal gives Marion Bartoli a solid uppercut as we move it along to the Terraza food court.

 

 

 

Rhoda:

I dunno where Cellula came from but jumpin' down knee first on the head of Eisenritter. Victor Kingston with the German Suplex to Sabine Goodman OH I THINK WE'RE TAKING THIS TO THE FACEBUSTER IT'S A ROYAL DECREE!! And a pin-

 

Mario: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Sabine Goodman is eliminated by Victor Kingston! (1)

 

 

Ron:

No Mama Slappin' here. Eisenritter gets FIesta Muerta up over his head, Military Press into a Backbreaker!!! 

 

Celia:

We've got a sacrifice on Der Königsaltar!!! Fiesta struggling but she looks like she's going to get out AND EISENRITTER PUSHES DOWN WITH TREMENDOUS FORCE. She can't handle it! She's tapping!

 

Fiesta Muerta is eliminated by Eisenritter! (2)

 

 

Ron:

Damn. He killed the party. Evan "Essence" Doyle bringin' himself to life though, hehe, with a spinning headscissors on Cellula.

 

Lorna:

Tino Sabatelli lands a stiff punch on Arv Action, and gets Doyle up on his shoulders. Oh looks like he's climbing on a table...BURNING HAMMER THROUGH THE TABLE!!

 

Mario: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Evan "Essence" Doyle is eliminated by Tino Sabatelli! (1)

 

 

Rhoda:

Three people eliminated in short order and the chaos continues. Red Tape Terry Brant with a gut punch to Arv Action. And Brick Benson hits a release bodyslam on Axel, ooh I think his head hit the leg of a table. Eisenritter catches Benson from behind with a tray!

 

Ron:

Yasmina Qora and Bryce Nice tangled up, they're either gonna slam or dance OH CRAZY OLA SMASHES A CASH REGISTER OVER THEM BOTH AT ONCE!! THAT'S A BOGO I CAN GET BEHIND!! Looks like Kevin Dagger likes a good deal too, corkscrew splash from the table onto Qora.

 

Lorna:

Victor Kingston trying to pull Bryce up OH AND A SUPERKICK! ONE IS GOOD, BUT TWO IS TWICE AS NICE!!! Going for a pin but Victor rolls under a table too quickly and escapes.

 

Ron:

That's smart. He musta done those bomb drills in school.

 

Lorna: 

Bryce taking her frustrations out on Arlindo Soares with a rake to the eyes. Axel passing by Victor's table, VICTOR REACHES OUT AND PULLS AXEL WITH A QUICKNESS INTO THE TABLE! Smashes his head on the top! 

 

Ron:

Peekaboo! 

 

Rhoda:

Bryce trying the Superkick again, this time with Benson! And there's number 2!! Going for the pin-

 

Mario: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Brick Benson is eliminated by Bryce Nice! (1)

 

 

Rhoda:

Hammer launches Kevin Dagger headfirst into the trash cans! And Arv Action with a jumping bulldog to Eui Baek!

 

Lorna:

That's about the level this guy can fight without hurting himself. Hammer walks away from Kevin Dagger, that may be a mistake and a HUGE dropkick to the back of Hammer. 

 

Rhoda:

Eisenritter hitting a double axe handle to the back of Qora, pushing her back down. Qora to her feet and downstairs she goes. Tino gets the legs of Action and whips him at Dagger sending them both back into the trash cans again!! Tino picks up the lid and frisbees it at Tee Jax's head! 

 

Ron: And with that I think it's time to ride the train!

 

 

Kendra:

Confetti with a huge brainbuster to Guinevere and going for a pin-

 

Niall: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Guinevere is eliminated by Confetti! (1)

 

 

Ron:

Damn, Phoenix got put out. And Confetti gets off before someone here decides to pay him back. And it looks like the next stop is Pen Gwen's. 

 

Kendra:

Storm Rider with that End Time Neckbreaker to Nor Phoenix Diana!! Going for the pin-

 

Niall: ONE! TWO!

 

Lorna: 

Nor reverses!!

 

Niall: ONE! TWO! THREE! 

 

Storm Rider is eliminated by Nor Phoenix Diana! (1)

 

 

Ron:

Looks like the dreams that were killed were his. And El Moustapha hits a running powerslam to Mother Superior, I get it, sometimes ya gotta drop a nun.

 

Kendra:

Wise words, Funches. Tank Vanguard with a headbutt staggering Flora Peligrosa back, and Handsome Hank launches Mother Superior right into the wall! And Nor Phoenix Diana going full Spider-Man, has herself perched in the top corner, launches herself down on Red Ghost and Hernâni Ogullu with a giant splash!!! Going for the DOUBLE pin-

 

Niall: ONE!

 

Ron:

They both kick. I like Nor, but she's too small to try a pin like that. She undeterred though, and I respect that, parkour off the wall of the train and Moonsault, on her feet and quick spinning elbow to Flora!! Going for another pin-

 

Niall: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Flora Peligrosa is eliminated by Nor Phoenix Diana! (2)

 

 

Ron:

Phoenix is unstoppable! Ghost hits a rollup on Ogullu but it's kicked out of real easy and Ogullu is up with an elbow to Handsome Hank. El Moustapha ripcords Red Ghost into a knee to the gut, and Nor gets El Mous with a Sliced Bread from behind! Going for a pin-

 

Niall: ONE! TWO!

 

Kendra:

Mother Superior slides in with a rollup pin on Diana-

 

Niall: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Nor Phoenix Diana is eliminated by Mother Superior! (1)

 

 

Kendra:

She made a good run but it was going to come to an end. Tank tries to punch Red Ghost right in the face, but Red Ghost ducks and Tank hits the wall!

 

Ron:

From the Road Runner School of fighting. And Tank now trying it with Mother Superior, she ducks and goes HAM on him with that incense ball! OGULLU COMES UP BEHIND HER AND GETS THE INCENSE CHAINS AROUND HER NECK!! LIFTING HER UP INTO A FORM OF A GORY SPECIAL AND MOTHER SUPERIOR TAPS!!

 

Mother Superior is eliminated by Hernâni Ogullu! (2)

 

 

Lorna: 

Hern celebrating his second win and Red Ghost with a hammer to the back of his head as we disembark the train and reports on the happenings of the lower and livelier floors.

 

 

Sherman: 

La Bosqua unloading punches on Technicolor. And Unbreakable Gilbert Glass hits Rufus with a huge backbreaker. 

 

Ron:

Here comes my guy Ty and look at that height man, that's some good good as he comes down with a double knee on La Bosqua! Ty landing and immediately playin' up with a backflip in place and fancy footwork.

 

Crowd: GLOW! GLOW! GLOW!

 

Lorna:

Ty rocking Rufus with that Glow Kick!! Going for the cover-

 

Leila: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Rufus Reeve is eliminated by Ty Neon Sky Lancer! (1)

 

 

Sherman:

Supremacy are having a harder and harder time keeping it together. Physio Joker with a forearm shot to Luciano. La Bosqua deciding to take a walk to another section. Glass takes that call too. 

 

Ron:

Seems everyone got a superkick and Luciano calls his the Butcher's Blade! Knocks Neon Sky on his ass-

 

Leila: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Ty Neon Sky Lancer is eliminated by Luciano! (1)

 

 

Ron:

Technicolor waitin' on Luciano to get up and drops him with a Shining Wizard! Physio gets Danielle Fishel up from behind, slamming the elbows into the back of her head and spinning her around, and the kick to finish Goodnight Lillie May!!!

 

Leila: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Danielle Fishel is eliminated by Physio Joker! (2)

 

 

Lorna:

I like a good Fish Fry. Physio up and dropping Technicolor with a Sling Blade, picks her up and here come the elbows...Goodnight Lillie May!! The pin-

 

Leila: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Technicolor is eliminated by Physio Joker! (3)

 

 

Ron:

Ah here comes Vain Plato and...he appears to be just admiring his view in a store window... LUCIANO AND PHYSIO JOKER WITH A DOUBLE SUPERKICK LAUNCH HIM THROUGH THE WINDOW. Double pin-

 

Leila: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Vain Plato is eliminated by Luciano (2) and Physio Joker (4)!

 

 

Lorna:

He should probably spend less time in mirrors when there's a battle on. Seems to have screwed him against Imogen too. 

 

Ron:

Luciano hits Physio with a spinebuster and a fist drop. Luciano goes for another fist drop, Physio rolls out of the way! A kick to the arm of Luciano, running back a bit, AND A STOMP!! Going for the pin-

 

Leila: ONE!

 

Sherman:

Reversal by Luciano!

 

Leila: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Physio Joker is eliminated by Luciano! (3)

 

 

Sherman:

And Physio's elimination is what shuts down this whole section. Many thanks to our guest hosts, thank you Ron Funches and Lorna, but Leila and I will be joining the hosts going forward from here.

 

Ron:

It's been fun. And now at least one area of the mall is...actually naw it's destroyed, Ima go see a movie.

 

 

Sinclair:

Oh how cravenly of Mary O'Nette to scamper away from this section. 

 

Sherman:

Xander Marks punches Nero in the gut. Vita Mars drops an ATM on Shadow Kawashima! Going for a pin but Shadow able to push the ATM away and Vita decides to bugger off. 

 

Leila:

Here comes La Bosqua and SHE PULLS OFF A SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB TO NERO!!! 

 

Vanya: ONE!

 

Sinclair:

Such a futile effort, but brave, I suppose. Vita Mars rolls La Bosqua up for her presumptuousness. 

 

Vanya: ONE!

 

Leila:

More work needs to be done. Nero lifting Sprinkl up like he's nothing with one hand, and launches him with a Psycho Press!! Going for the pin-

 

Vanya: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Sprinkl is eliminated by Nero! (1)

 

 

Sinclair:

About time. I was starting to contract diabetes watching this man fight.

 

Leila:

Shadow Kawashima with a rough punch to Scott Razor, and swings it around to catch Crash Course with a backdrop driver!! Going for the pin-

 

Vanya: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Crash Course Craig Convery is eliminated by Shadow Kawashima! (1)

 

 

Leila:

We've officially had 150 people eliminated so far and still going strong. Vita Mars with a float-over neckbreaker to Xander Marks. And Xander decides to chicken on outta here, while Shadow with a la magistral on Vita which thumps her on her neck! She still manages to kick out.

 

Sinclair: 

Shadow is an impressive specimen in many regards, truly an instrument of destruction, but luchador pins are not going to serve him well. 

 

Sherman:

Perry and Gilbert deciding to split floors. That seems a good plan. Vita Mars scoop slams Screech on the marble floor. La Bosqua smashes a flower pot over the head of Scott Razor! Shadow with a bridging German Suplex to Nero and a pin attempt-Nero kicks easily.

 

Leila:

Vita behind Scott Razor...Zig Zag! And a Shooting Star Press!! Ziggy Stardust!! Razor still manages to push her off though.

 

Sinclair: 

Nero, the deflated barbarian, throwing a punch at Vita Mars. And the Radio Silence lackey V with a chop to Gilbert Glass. 

 

Sherman:

Screech punches Nero, do so at your own peril. And he's taking an even bigger risk with a mid kick to Shadow Kawashima. Nero drives an axe handle to the back of Screech, and we're going to move along in our reporting.

 

 

Astrid:

Kan Laboed and Oliver Goodman lifting Mary O'Nette and LAUNCH her through the Foto del Arte Kiosk!! A pin-

 

Helen: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Mary O'Nette is eliminated by Kan Laboed (1) and Oliver Goodman (1)!

 

 

Sherman:

Kan coming up from the pin and loading up his leg, Qizqichi is the unfortunate recipient of the Black Mass, or as Kan Laboed calls it, Midnight Mass. Going for the cover-

 

Helen: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Qizqichi is eliminated by Kan Laboed! (2)

 

 

Leila:

This group here is not looking to waste any time in cleaning each other out! Xander with a huge gut punch to Timmy Tough Knuckles and Spinning Fisherman Buster!! X MARKS THE SPOT!! Going for a pin but Timmy kicks out. Xander stomps him in the face, but Laboed is right behind him and dropkick to Marks.

 

Sherman:

Timmy Tough Knuckles knocks down one of the neon signs, I can't immediately tell which one, but he smashes Dedo with it!! And smashes down on Marks!! Going for the double pin-

 

Helen: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Dedo Apestoso de la Muerte and Xander Marks are eliminated by Timmy Tough Knuckles! (1/2)

 

 

Leila:

The man knows only chaos and pain, and he was smart getting that sign down. Dedo and Xander are gonna be taking a walk. And this section for now is down to 3. Oliver Goodman gets behind Kan and inverted front slam! Going for a pin-

 

Helen: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Kan Laboed is eliminated by Oliver Goodman! (2)

 

 

Astrid:

Midnight's clock has run out! And we're down to Timmy Tough Knuckles and Oliver Goodman, and this is not who I was expecting to be left at this point. Goodman gets Timmy on his shoulders...and a Jumping Attitude Adjustment! He calls that the OG and Timmy is in trouble!

 

Helen: ONE!

 

Astrid:

Timmy kicks out!! Oliver arguing with Helen and Timmy spins him around, Spinning European Uppercut! Knuckle Up!! Going for a pin-OLIVER REVERSES!

 

Helen: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Timmy Tough Knuckles is eliminated by Oliver Goodman! (3)

 

 

Leila:

Oliver Goodman gets his third elimination and is in a good position right now, though that could change. Let's head over to the next section.

 

 

Loren:

Jay the Joker knocks Senator Sherwood down with a boot. Faith with a bulldog with Reel Ren Lureman, Sherwood gets Faith from behind before she fully gets to her feet and Release Belly to Back! Sarah Sharp with an elbow to the back of Ren's head!

 

Leila:

Joker with the knuckles and drops Deke the Freak!! Joker looking to get the Last Laugh!

 

Helen: ONE!

 

Sherman:

Deke with the reversal! Will he get the last laugh?

 

Helen: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Jay the Joker is eliminated by Deke the Freak! (1)

 

 

Loren:

Faith decides to take the train before it leaves. Sarah gets Sherwood up....there's the High Angle Spinebuster!! JOYKILLER!! Going for a pin, Sherwood rolls up and snap DDT!

 

Leila:

DEKE STOLE A MALL COP CART!! HE'S JUST CHARGED FULL SPEED INTO SHERWOOD AND REEL REN!! KNOCKING THEM RIGHT OVER, OH HE'S NOT STOPPING THE CART, DRIFTING IT TO THE SIDE AND JUMPING OUT THE DOOR TO A SPLASH ON THEM BOTH! GOING FOR A PIN-

 

Helen: ONE! TWO! 

 

Sherman:
REEL REN ROLLS HIM INTO A PIN OF HIS OWN!

 

Helen: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Deke the Freak is eliminated by Reel Ren Lureman! (1)

 

 

Leila:

Ren up to his feet and smashes Senator Sherwood in the face with a tacklebox!! Getting to Sherwood's feet....ANCHOR SUBMISSION! Senator Sherwood taps!!!

 

Senator Sherwood is eliminated by Reel Ren Lureman! (2)

 

 

Sherman:

It's down to Sarah Sharp and Reel Ren! Ren gets Sharp with a spinning sidewalk slam! She gets to her feet again and SHE EATS TACKLEBOX! Going for the cover-

 

Helen: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Sarah Sharp is eliminated by Reel Ren Lureman! (3)

 

 

Loren:

There are no more fish in this ocean, and Lureman is off. And with that, my sections are done. Been a pleasure.

 

Leila: 

Shall we continue?

 

Sherman:

Lead the way, boss.

 

 

Irving:

Eric Verne with a humongous spear to Karina Rego!! Tyler Hayes deciding to walk to a different section, as Rego with a slap to Gene Applebottom and Sugar Cooki catches Verne with an Arm Drag.

 

Sherman:

Verne taking Sugar up for the Airplane Spin as Applebottom goes for the lateral press cover on Rego-REGO REVERSES-

 

Danny: ONE! TWO! 

 

Leila:

Gene kicks ALL STAR CULMINATES THE SPIN WITH THE MICHINOKU! SUGAR COOKI JUST TOOK A RIDE ON THE SCREAMER SCRAMBLE!!! Verne going for the pin-

 

Danny: ONE! TWO!

 

Sherman: 

Reversal-but no, Verne kicks and a headscissors to Rego as Gene Applebottom with the powerslam to Sugar Cooki onto the cop cart! Right on the hood!! Rolling her off and going for the pin-but Cooki rolls out barely.

 

Leila:

Rego with a big knee shot to Verne, Applebottom gets a faceful of Aquanet and a low blow from Sugar! Sugar going for an axe kick but Applebottom moves, and a club to the back of the head to Sugar! Rego with a schoolgirl pin to Verne-

 

Danny: ONE!

 

Sherman:

Verne reverses-

 

Danny: ONE!

 

Irving:

Karina reverses back!! But Verne kicks. And they switch dance partners...Sugar with a slap to Karina and Eric Verne with a huge lariat that flips Gene, and following that up with some stomps. Sugar swinging a Coach Bag right into the face of Rego and OOOH there's a brick in there!! 

 

Leila:

You gotta admire the tenacity of these four...we'd have been closing this section out by now if we started with this few people. 

 

Sherman:

So true Leila. It's only I feel a matter of time though, Rego grabs a hot coffee from a passerby and tosses it in the face of Gene, oh she's turning her attentions back to Sugar with a knee to the midsection, GENE APPLEBOTTOM ON THE SCREAMER SCRAMBLE!! And the pin-

 

Danny: ONE! TWO! THREE! 

 

Gene Applebottom is eliminated by All Star Eric Verne! (1)

 

 

Leila:

Eric Verne gets up from the pin and Karina is prepared with a punch but Sugar Cooki sneaks up behind her and the full nelson sitdown...she's got her locked into the Santa's Lap Submission!! Rego taps!!!

 

Karina Rego is eliminated by Sugar Cooki! (1)

 

 

Irving:

She has no one to blame but herself, no manager she can blame for tapping out. Sugar Cooki gets up AND EATS A SPEAR FROM ALL STAR ERIC VERNE!! And a pin-no, Sugar kicks and she wraps Verne in Santa's Lap!!! Verne can't hold it down any longer and he taps!! 

 

All Star Eric Verne is eliminated by Sugar Cooki! (2)

 

 

Sherman:

Sugar Cooki sticks around... I think she might be the last member of her team left in this.

 

Leila:

And as she moves on, so do we.

 

 

Jackson:

Zeke the Sneak seemingly from out of nowhere with a tornado DDT to JCM Ace. And Betero Ieremia with a quick headbutt to Landmime. He decides to sneak out.

 

Leila:

Deusa Fletcha with a huge brainbuster to the last remaining member of Anti-System, Soldat. JCM loading back, 3rd Ave Forearm to Zeke and going for the pin!

 

Jenny: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Zeke the Sneak is eliminated by JCM Ace! (1)

 

 

Sherman:

EAK! has been squeaked! JCM took out the second half and we've got 4 people left over here.

 

Leila:

Estrella del Mar, the Tourist Terror, with a big ol' chop to Betero Ieremia, and Betero just smiling at him. I'd run. Del Mar turning around and a chop now to JCM, JCM giving him the same smile TYLER BEHIND BETERO GETS HIM IN A FULL NELSON SUBMISSION! He's trying to break the hold, the problem with being this muscular is you don't bend very well and Betero is tapping!!

 

Betero Ieremia is eliminated by Tyler Hayes! (1)

 

 

Jackson:

Tyler lets Betero go and JCM is ready for him with the 3rd Ave!!

 

Jenny: ONE! TWO! TH-

 

Jackson:

Tyler Hayes barely kicks out, Estrella del Mar hits JCM with a jumping bulldog!! And lands on his feet, rolling thunder and a clothesline to Tyler! JCM CATCHES HIM IN AIR AND ACE BOMB!!! 

 

Jenny: ONE! TWO! TH-

 

Leila:

Estrella barely kicking out and JCM Ace is getting frustrated now. JCM grabs Estrella by the head and smashes his head into Tyler's! Spinebuster to Tyler and a pin-

 

Jenny: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Tyler Hayes is eliminated by JCM Ace! (2)

 

 

Sherman:

JCM on a Rampage and Ace Bomb number 2 to Estrella!!!

 

Jenny: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Estrella del Mar is eliminated by JCM Ace! (3)

 

 

Sherman:

JCM in short order puts himself in serious contention for the Golden Group! And he goes off with a newfound resolve as we move along to the next section.

 

 

Eli:

Debra Cain with a huge powerslam on Mysterious Steve! And Landmime with a forearm smash to Soldat, Steve getting up and Landmime boots him back into Chim! Indigo rolling up Cain - Cain kicks out.

 

Leila:

Stonefist with a sharp punch at Xiyi - she ducks and jumps up behind him, covering the eyes and pulls him back into a backstabber!! Xivati Xa Mahlo, the Blindspot!!

 

Ned: ONE! TWO! 

 

Sherman:

Stonefist kicks up!! Indigo finds her way out of this section. Stonefist and Deusa Fletcha with a double Powerbomb on Mysterious Steve!!! Going for the shared pin-

 

Ned: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

The Mysterious Steve is eliminated by Stonefist (2) and Deusa Fletcha! (1)

 

 

Eli:

Xiyi tries it again on Zephyr!! Xivati Xa Mahlo! Going for a pin, but Zephyr gets up fairly easily. Soldat with an uppercut on Chim, who takes it on the Chin! Zephyr coming at him but he is able to spin it around for a Spinebuster with what seems like little effort, and a pin-Zephyr reverses!! No count before Soldat gets up.

 

Leila:

He's the last piece of Anti-System and it doesn't seem to be going all that well for him. Debra Cain swings a bat at Deusa, she catches the bat and pushes the handle into her ribs!! Zephyr escaping on the train as it leaves the Tiger section. Soldat decides to move on as well.

 

Sherman:

Soldier going AWOL yet again. Landmime launches Xiyi through a kiosk and going for the pin!

 

Ned: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Xiyi is eliminated by Landmime! (1)

 

 

Leila:

There are some things it's better not to get up from.

 

Sherman:

I think you're right about that, Leila. Cisco with a big bionic elbow to the head of Stonefist, and keeping the momentum going to boot Landmime. Landmime quick to his feet, oh, he has the sign from the broken kiosk and slams it against Stonefist's head! And now down on Debra's!

 

Eli: 

Cisco taking the leap at Stonefist, Stonefist catches him up, HUGE ALABAMA SLAM! GOING FOR THE PIN-Cisco gets his shoulder up before the hand comes down once. Landmime gets Stonefist on his way up and a huge back suplex! Cain attempts to splash Landmime, Landmime catches her with the knees and to his feet. Chim bounces up and follows that up with a dropkick to the face of Debra, knocking her all the way back!

 

Leila:

Debra and Stonefist have both taken a hell of a beating, Debra smashes Landmime with a headbutt to try to get back into a groove, and Deusa Fletcha hits Landmime with a back suplex to follow it up as we decide to check out the action elsewhere.

 

 

Lenny:

Instagator with a tail whip spinning Roux Lette! Kira Scene with the cheap shot to Pinoy Power Surge and northern lights suplex-

 

Hernân: ONE!

 

Sherman:

Pinoy rolls up into a pin reversal-no count. Mr. Time decides to walk to a different section, as Pinoy tries to get to her feet here comes Ishii to enzuigiri her right down. Instagator with a forearm shot to Indigo, and Winta Nigisti following that up with a leg bulldog keeping Indigo down. Kira with the Elevated Glam Slam Stretch on Nicole Odeon! Scene Stealer!! Nicole taps out!!!

 

Nicole Odeon is eliminated by Kira Scene! (2)

 

 

Lenny:

Game over for Press Start! Indigo uses her braid and whips Connor Varney across the face! Kira with a brutal throat punch to Ishii!

 

Leila:

This new more aggressive approach seems to be working out for her. She got rid of that weather and kept the witch, and it's paying some dividends. Like right here, she takes a throat chop to Roughshod Reese Rivet. 

 

Sherman:

And that throat punch clearly throwing Ishii as she walks right into a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker from Roux Lette. Indigo with a huge knee shot to Pinoy. Varney hits a crucifix driver on Instagator. Pin attempt and Gator rolls right away. 

 

Lenny:

Winta yanks Indigo by her braid and into a back suplex! The cruelty!

 

Sherman:

Don't be so precious. It's a brilliant use of your opponent against themselves. And Nigisti continuing her aggressive play to Erika Ishii and Gator takes advantage to hit a Sliced Bread! Going for a pin-

 

Hernân: ONE!

 

Leila:

Ishii kicks out. She's not giving up. Gator to her feet, Nigisti ready for her with a Pizza Paddle and right to the face!! And there goes Kira Scene. 

 

Lenny:

Indigo with a Blue Thunder Bomb to Winta-

 

Hernân: ONE!

 

Leila:

Winta kicks and a pair of boots to the face of Indigo! Indigo to her feet and Uranage to Pinoy. Varney looking to end the night of the Magic Bus, holding her in a Modified Sleeperhold, putting pressure on the temple, Blue Bonnet!! Indigo in duress, but punching her way out and pushes him in a way, DRIVES HIM DOWN WITH THE SAWBOX SPEAR!! 

 

Hernân: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Connor Varney is eliminated by Indigo! (1)

 

 

Sherman:

Indigo riding this momentum and a lariat to Roughshod Rough Rivet. INSTAGATOR FOUND ANOTHER COP CART AND RUNS DOWN ROUX LETTE AND PINOY POWER SURGE!!! Jumping out and the double pin-

 

Hernân: ONE! TWO!

 

Sherman: 

Pinoy kicks out, Roux Lette can't make it!!

 

Hernân: THREE!

 

Roux Lette is eliminated by InstaGator! (1)

 

 

Leila:

She lands on double 0s. Erika Ishii with a high kick to Indigo, Indigo blocks the kick and clothesline! And with this, we will check on a different section.

 

 

Reggie:

Soldat hits a huge brainbuster on Hoy Sumer! And Kid Kross hits a tornado DDT on Danny Gill, Kross keeps it runnin' and an uppercut to Ace Anarchy, Anarchy turns it around and hits a strong elbow to Soldat! Oooh Soldat throws it back.

 

Leila:

Odair Semedo taking a walk out. Hoy with a brainbuster to Danny Gill. And Bea Attitude boards the train, as does Kid Kross. Terri Tinsel tolls up Soldat-no count before he kicks. And Danny Gill finds himself on one of the few remaining kiosks, a 450 Splash he calls the 420 Splash on Hoy Sumer!! Pin SUMER REVERSES-no count before Danny kicks and decides to leave to a different section.

 

Sherman:

Terri Tinsel with a snap DDT on Hoy Sumer, Sumer with a drop toe on Lucas A Parker. And Lucas paying it forward with a huge knee to Ace Anarchy. Truly a train of pain. Lucas peaces out, and Soldat continues the pain on Anarchy with a elbow drop. Terri Tinsel is locked into the Ahoy Hoy by Sumer!! Tinsel able to just barely kick out.

 

Reggie: 

Soldat continuing to rock Anarchy with a stomp, Tinsel hits a high angle dropkick on Hoy Sumer! Changing fight partners, Soldat with a quick punch to Tinsel and Hoy locks Ace Anarchy in the Ahoy Hoy!! Ace reverses into a pin!!

 

David: ONE!

 

Sherman:

Hoy kicks out and they both remain alive. Ace Anarchy hits Soldat with Down with the System!

 

Leila:

Down with the...Anti...System! As Terri Tinsel huracanranas Hoy Ace goes for the pin-Soldat reverses-

 

David: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Ace Anarchy is eliminated by Soldat! (1)

 

 

Reggie:

Anti-System holds on a little longer in this event. But Hoy looking to end that with the Ahoy Hoy on Soldat!! Soldat looks like he's going to tap, WAIT BLACK SABER ROLLS HIM OVER FROM OUTTA NOWHERE AND HE IS NOW IN PINNING POISITION! Hoy kicks out and we move on.

 

 

Simon:

Pitta Power from the Escalator hits a huge splash on UV and Magnus!! Magnus rolls away before a pin can get counted, UV remaining-

 

Iván: ONE! TWO! 

 

Sherman:

Barely kicking. El Cerrador hits a huge double arm DDT on Zagreus! Pitta wrecks Jodie Sweetin with a headbutt, Zagreus from behind with a floatover snapmore to Pitta and a pin! Pitta kicks before the count can start. Sweetin with a big ol' diamond in her hand and knocks Pitta back with a punch! 

 

Leila: 

Canute VI gets El Cerrador up on his shoulders, taking a run, Burning Hammer!! VIKING FUNERAL!!

 

Iván: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

El Cerrador is eliminated by Canute VI! (1)

 

 

Leila:

Petey Peacock going wild with the chops and kicks on Lucas A Parker. UV coming around with the U-Turn Sling Blade on Zagreus!! 

 

Iván: ONE! 

 

Leila:

REVERSAL BY ZAGREUS!

 

Iván: ONE!

 

Sherman:

UV kicks, Pitta holds his shoulders down and Zagreus tries to pin again but UV slides out and runs at Vicious Valencia Valdez... U-Turn!! 

 

Iván: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Vicious Valencia Valdez is eliminated by UV! (1)

 

 

Leila:

Very rough go for ZLI, their inconsistent night continues. Lucas A Parker with a huge snap suplex on Jodie Sweetin. Magnus with the One-Handed Chokeslam to Razlyn Shah!! And the pin attempt-

 

Iván: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Reborn Razlyn Shah is eliminated by Magnus! (1)

 

 

Sherman:

She hasn't proven very effective with this team, but once they make the change to Forbidden Doors Authority we'll see whether that changes. Zagreus with a snap punch to Lucas A Parker now. UV hits a flipping arm drag on Jodie Sweetin. 

 

Leila:

Canute absolutely running down Zagreus with a spinning elbow and getting the cover-Zagreus kicks out easily though. 

 

Simon:

Lucas A Parker gets caught out by Magnus...AND HE GETS DROPPED WITH THE ONE HANDED CHOKESLAM! MAGNUS IS PAVING A PATH OF DESTRUCTION!

 

Iván: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Lucas A Parker is eliminated by Magnus! (2)

 

 

Leila:

Lucas thought he'd be able to get one over on Magnus but got crushed fairly quickly. UV continuing his attacks on Jodie Sweetin with a tilt-a-whirl headscissors. Will Corrigan deciding to head to another section. UV with a kick to the back of the head of Magnus, covering but Magnus kicks out before we get the 1. UV undeterred and sunset flip powerbomb to Pitta!! 

 

Iván: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

Pitta Power is eliminated by UV! (2)