NOVEMBER 7, 2025
CAIRO, EGYPT
MISR STADIUM
Fireworks go off as "Together Right" by Finger Eleven blasts through the arena.
Simon (OC): WE ARE ONE WEEK OUT FROM GRAVEYARD SHIFT AND HERE IN AMAZING CAIRO, EGYPT TO GET OUR WAY TO THANKLESS IN JOBURG. Some competitors are still in... De Nile... about how it went.
Simon: I'm Simon Apple, here with my two favorite cohosts, Kendra Mavis and Arvin Wallace-Jones.
Arvin: Why you lying?
Simon: I'm not!
Kendra: Sure bud. Anyway, today's a special day in that we are going to give some lucky individuals a chance to enter the Silver Group through What Four Matches. Each member of the Golden Group, now that we have learned that Isabella Van Der Garde is the final member, will be fighting three people... the first person they eliminated at MAWL Brawl, the last person they eliminated who is still on roster, and someone else eliminated early.
Simon: What-Four is that you have to knock your opponents down for 10-counts each. No pin, no submission, no disqualification.
Arvin: Here in our pyramid shaped arena, the four competitors will come in from each corner. If the Golden Group winner is the last one standing, it will go to someone else entirely. And here is the official that will be overseeing the matches.
Nero vs Sprinkl vs WildFire vs Shadow Kawashima
Kendra: Shadow Kawashima with a big scoop slam to WildFire, Sprinkl with an elbow shot to Nero, Nero staggering a bit but a stomp to WildFire, SHADOW KAWASHIMA WITH A SHADOWREALM TO SPRINKL!!!
Vanya: ONE!
Simon: Sprinkl is struggling to his feet, WildFire pulls out brass knuckles and drops Nero!!!
Vanya: ONE! TWO!
Arvin: Nero up, grumbling but struggling to his feet and WildFire kicks him as he gets up, Shadow Kawashima with another Shadowrealm to Sprinkl! He looks like he's up?
Simon: I can't tell if it's twitching but Vanya is counting it as up. Shadow Kawashima switches up to attack Nero instead and smash him with a headbutt, and WildFire with a snap suplex to Sprinkl! Keeping a run going and knee shot to Kawashima. Sprinkl with a rib kick to Nero and drops him with a Package Piledriver!! Donut Hole!!
Vanya: ONE!
Kendra: Nero to his feet. These men are not going down lightly. WildFire with a back elbow shot to Sprinkl. Shadow Kawashima with a HUGE Powerbomb to Nero onto the steps outside!
Vanya: ONE! TWO!
Arvin: Nero is up to his feet, shakes it off no problem, grabs Shadow's head over the ropes and a stiff punch to the face. And WildFire with a giant neckbreaker to Sprinkl.
Simon: Shadow and Nero exchanging blows over the rope. Sprinkl using his floatation to bounce back up and clocks WildFire with an uppercut. Sprinkl taking a run at Shadow and gets him with a DDT, WILDFIRE SPEARS NERO OFF THE APRON INTO THE BARRICADE!
Vanya: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!
Kendra: Nero having some issues now, hey we never talked about what the Golden Groupers could get out of this.
Vanya: FIVE!
Simon: Someone's grabbing Nero's hands through the bars of the barricade!
Kendra: Of course it's them.
Vanya: SIX!
Simon: They gain nothing from this, it's pure pettiness.
Vanya: SEVEN! EIGHT!
Arvin: Well your question may not apply for this match if Nero can't get up.
Vanya: NINE! TEN!!
Nero is eliminated by WildFire, with help from Jassy and Bianca Diaz!
Kendra: They just felt like messing with Nero, and now one of the three remaining is guaranteed that Silver spot.
Arvin: SHADOW DOUBLE CHOKESLAM TO WILDFIRE AND SPRINKL! WildFire bounces to his feet immediately, but Sprinkl down.
Vanya: ONE!
Kendra: Sprinkl gets himself up and Spinebuster to WildFire. Wild up quickly, Sprinkl takes him down with a DONUT HOLE! But again, Wild just kips himself back up. The man has no fear and no quit. And Shadow now takes his turn on Wild with a blistering over the shoulder backbreaker, Wild still refusing to keep down and cheap shot to Shadow! Sprinkl and WildFire with a double DDT on Shadow!
Simon: That's just made him madder, and Sprinkl is going to take the wrath with ANOTHER Shadowrealm!! How many has he eaten already??
Vanya: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Arvin: I'd just stay down if I were him.
Kendra: Of course YOU would.
Vanya: FOUR! FIVE! SIX!
Simon: America may run on Dunkin but Sprinkl's not runnin on anything right now.
Vanya: SEVEN! EIGHT!
Kendra: We may be down to 2 in short order.
Vanya: NINE! TEN!
Sprinkl is eliminated by Shadow Kawashima!
Arvin: And then there were two.
Simon: Wild with those knuckles and CRASHES Shadow across the face... Shadow Kawashima just snaps his head back and grunts!
Kendra: Now would be a good time to develop fear. OOH and Shadow with a brutal headbutt, DEVASTATING BACKBREAKER!
Vanya: ONE!
Simon: WildFire to his feet! And ANOTHER knuckle shot to Shadow Kawashima, and again just snapping his head back. Wild may need a new plan of attack and eats a headbutt. Shadow Kawashima launches Wild up WILDFIRE COMES DOWN WITH A HURACANRANA AND SENDS SHADOW OUT OF THE RING!!
Vanya: ONE!
Arvin: Shadow Kawashima back to his feet, pulls Wild down by his leg out of the ring but this is Wild's turf, he rolls under the apron, back out the other end with a Spiked Bat, OFF THE APRON AND TOMAHAWKS SHADOW KAWASHIMA WITH IT!!!
Vanya: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Simon: SHADOW REFUSES TO STAY DOWN! And he tosses WildFire over the barricade!
Vanya: ONE!
Kendra: WildFire back to his feet. The man's tendons must be rubber. Shadow picks him up by the throat and tosses him into the steel steps!!
Vanya: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Simon: Wild still has some breath in him, it's just a question if his feet will cooperate. And he IS BACK UP!
Kendra: DESPERATION PLAY PICKING UP THE STAIRS AND JUST WALLOPING SHADOW WITH THEM!!!
Vanya: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Arvin: He may well have quelled the monster!
Vanya: FOUR! FIVE!
Kendra: NO!!! SHADOW IS BACK UP!!! WildFire charges him with an elbow shot, Shadow responds with a Spinebuster!
Vanya: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Arvin: No matter what happens now, neither man should feel shame for this match.
Vanya: FOUR! FIVE!
Simon: WILDFIRE IS MOVING!!!! SHADOW IS FLABBERGASTED!!!
The crowd begins to chant for WildFire.
Kendra: Wild with a punch to Shadow. Shadow responds in kind. Both men absolutely exhausted but refusing to end it here and now. We're going blow for blow, both men starting to show some blood. Shadow blocks Wild and drills him with a headbutt, Wild swings...wildly... Shadow ducks and a Half Nelson Suplex!
Simon: Wild barely managing to roll to his feet, Shadow with a huge bionic elbow, Wild with a low blow kick!
Arvin: That'll show the fans for getting behind him.
Vanya: ONE! TWO!
Kendra: Shadow up, did Wild really think he was gonna end this man with a low blow?
Simon: Just wanted to give himself some time, I think. Wild with a snap DDT AND EATS A SHADOWREALM!! WILDFIRE GETS BLASTED INTO OBLIVION WITH THAT! NO WAY HE'S GETTING UP.
Arvin: He doesn't need to, the momentum carried him back to his feet!! It's a miracle of modern science! He hits a tornado DDT on Shadow, Shadow to his feet and runs Wild into the barricade.
Simon: He's just unloading a series of gut punches to Wild now, Wild with a pair of axe handles and smashes Shadow's face into the barricade, getting some chest chops in, Shadow rams him back into the bars, Wild throwing punches at his back.
Kendra: Both men are pure fight and neither will stop until someone dies. That's really how this feels. Shadow going for a giant lariat, Wild ducks and sweeps the leg! Shadow rolls and Russian Leg Sweep! WildFire back to his feet quickly, almost as if this is operating purely on instinct and adrenaline.
Simon: A pair of Muay Thai knees to the stomach of Shadow, Shadow with a clubbing blow to Wild's back and a Uranage onto the unforgiving mat!
Vanya: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Arvin: This has to be it at this point.
Vanya: FOUR! FIVE! SIX!
Simon: WildFire not moving.
Vanya: SEVEN!
Kendra: No. He's...actually getting to his feet. What is left of this man?
Simon: Shadow blasts him with a knife edge chop that didn't need a mic to reverberate in this stadium. And another. Wild with A BIG Brass Knuckle punch to Shadow's face!!! This time he goes down!!!
Vanya: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Arvin: It doesn't matter how it gets done, if you do it.
Vanya: FOUR! FIVE! SIX!
Kendra: Wild is using the time to catch his breath.
Vanya: SEVEN! EIGHT!
Simon: Could he...actually...finally...have done it?
Vanya: NINE!
Arvin: I THINK SO!
Vanya: TEN!
Shadow Kawashima is eliminated by WildFire! WildFire wins!
Ash: Here is your winner, and the first competitor to make the Silver Group, WILDFIRE!
Simon: WildFire is heading to the W2, and a cash prize could be awaiting him if he plays his cards right. And to answer your earlier question, if a Golden Grouper wins, they are given a Money in the Bank contract to cash in for any title except the Legacy Title, and they get to pick the replacement for the Silver Group.
Kendra: Hell of an incentive, get someone you're allied with to run the board with you. So let's get into our next one!
Aerial Assassin Shawn Harris vs Aiko vs Victoria Scythe vs Cool Runnings Carl Roberts
Simon: And we're back into it! Aiko with a spinning wheel kick to Shawn Harris, COOL RUNNING BLASTS VICTORIA WITH A RUNNING STUNNER!!
Vanya: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Kendra: No way Scythe is going to be taken out that early. And sure enough she's back on her feet but Roberts with a jumping knee to her! And Aiko catches Harris out with a Moonblade Kick!!! But Harris bounces back to his feet quickly HIDDEN BLADE TO AIKO!! As Victoria gets Roberts with a dropkick Vanya starts the count on Aiko...
Vanya: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Arvin: This would be poetic justice for her refusing Rina in the Golden Group.
Vanya: FOUR!
Kendra: Your justice will just have to wait, Aiko back to her feet JUST IN TIME TO EAT A QUEEN CUTTER! Aiko rolls out of the ring to save herself. Victoria coming for a suicide dive, but Aiko moves!! HARRIS WITH A HIDDEN BLADE TO COOL RUNNING!! Running also rolls out to save himself.
Simon: Harris joins them outside and a stomp to Victoria, Roberts with a tilt-a-whirl headscissors to Aiko! Aiko just being put on blast from all sides here, but she and Victoria look at each other and DOUBLE CUTTER TO COOL RUNNINGS!! I think his neck just bounced back!!! Vanya looking him over and she's just considering him eliminated, he won't be able to continue.
Cool Runnings Carl Roberts is eliminated by Victoria Scythe and Aiko!
Arvin: Aiko goes for a spin kick on Victoria, Victoria read the tea leaves and ducks! Sweeps Aiko's leg!
Simon: Turn around...HARRIS BLASTS VICTORIA WITH THE HIDDEN BLADE! Victoria is able to get to her feet fairly quickly though! And Harris eats a Queen Cutter for his troubles!
Kendra: The hell? Vanya's distracted by some goings on and Harris is able to get back to his feet! Aiko catches Victoria out with a float over snapmare! Gets herself up on the apron and quick-loaded moonsault to Scythe!
Simon: Harris tries to capitalize with an elbow drop...Victoria rolls out of the way! Stomp to his arm! Harris up to his feet MOONBLADE KICK TAKES HIM RIGHT BACK DOWN!!
Vanya: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Arvin: Whatever had her attention before, she's sure locked in now.
Vanya: FOUR! FIVE! SIX!
Kendra: Harris struggling to his feet but he's making it up, Scythe with a bat and uppercuts Harris!! Uppercuts Aiko!! Aiko tries to get her bearings, Harris tackles her into the steps!
Vanya: ONE!
Simon: Aiko to her feet VICTORIA TAKES HER DOWN WITH THE QUEEN CUTTER!
Vanya: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Kendra: Aiko's day is getting worse by the moment, but she just barely is able to pull herself up with the apron and she grabs the bat! To the ribs of Harris, to the ribs of Victoria. Harris and Aiko get Victoria and double vertical suplex!! Victoria to her feet QUEEN CUTTER AGAIN TO AIKO!!!
Simon: I notice Harris doesn't get the smoke here.
Vanya: ONE! TWO!
Arvin: Harris ruins the count by trying it with an elbow drop, Aiko moves and slingshots him face first into the apron. He bounces back and gets her locked in...TIGER DRIVER 97!!
Vanya: ONE!
Simon: Victoria out of spite picks Aiko up HARRIS PICKS UP THE STAIRS AND RUNS IT INTO BOTH OF THEM!!! HE'S GOING HOG WILD SMASHING AIKO AND VICTORIA!!!! PICKS AIKO UP, TIGER DRIVER ON THE STEPS!!! PICKS VICTORIA UP, TIGER DRIVER ON THE STEPS!!!
Vanya: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Kendra: Oh this is looking GRIM.
Vanya: FOUR! FIVE! SIX!
Simon: Get up!!!
Vanya: SEVEN! EIGHT!
Arvin: Welp, sorry ladies, you're done.
Vanya: NINE! TEN!
Aiko and Victoria Scythe are eliminated by Aerial Assassin Shawn Harris! Shawn Harris wins!
Ash: Here is your winner, AERIAL ASSASSIN SHAWN HARRIS!!!
Colin: Who is Harris going to pick? Sombras is already in the Golden Group, and Superstar Davy Boy is holding the top prize.
Shawn Harris: I already have all my teammates in this, so we're bound to win...but what I didn't tell you is that my brother "Alpha" Kyle is interested in coming along for the ride, so he's my pick.
Arvin: Well, well, well, we now have an unknown sibling in the mix, this just got very, VERY interesting.
Kendra: Let's keep this going though.
Aja Lioness vs Erica Marbella-Thomas vs Oriana Burkhardt vs XEL
Simon: Erica with a quick punch to Aja, Oriana drives XEL down with a spinebuster! Erica and Oriana switching dance partners, a punch by Oriana to Aja and Erica hits XEL with a big lariat flipping him over!
Kendra: Changing places again, Oriana shoulder block to EMT, XEL with a running headscissors to Aja putting her on the apron, DOUBLE DROPKICK BY ERICA AND XEL BLASTS HER INTO THE BARRICADE!!!
Vanya: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Arvin: Aja could be in trouble early!
Vanya: FOUR!
Kendra: Aja clearly rattled, but up on her feet. XEL to the top, BLASTS ERICA WITH THE NOVA ASCENSION!
Vanya: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Simon: Oriana with a punch to the face of Aja, EMT may need an EMT...and she's up. Aja gets Oriana back with a knee smash, Erica gets XEL up in a Fireman's Carry...going for a spin and a Fallaway Slam! Med-Evac!
Vanya: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Kendra: Turnabout is fair play and now XEL is in trouble.
Vanya: FOUR! FIVE! SIX!
Arvin: Could this be the first elimination of the match? No, XEL is to his feet.
Simon: You never know who's going to power through and who's going to get flattened. Erica ducks a Zombie Raising, Saito Suplex... Oriana drills XEL with a piledriver!!
Vanya: ONE!
Kendra: XEL gets himself up with some assistance from the rope AJA BLASTS HIM WITH THE ZOMBIE RAISING KNOCKING HIM OUT OF THE RING! And Erica drives a knee into the ribs of Oriana.
Vanya: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Simon: XEL keeps finding himself in this position!
Vanya: FOUR! FIVE! SIX!
Arvin: XEL won't be able to go on too much longer like this.
Vanya: SEVEN! EIGHT!
Kendra: This could be a guaranteed woman's spot in the Silver Group.
Vanya: NINE! TEN!
XEL is eliminated by Aja Lioness!
Arvin: That Zombie Raising boot has seen its fair share of victims, ERICA AND ORIANA WITH A DOUBLE BACK SUPLEX TO AJA! Oriana swings at Erica, Erica ducks and Orton Backbreaker!
Simon: Erica is on a roll and spike piledriver to Aja!
Vanya: ONE!
Kendra: Aja to her feet, Oriana with a huge facebuster to Erica!
Vanya: ONE!
Arvin: Erica to her feet as Aja puts boots to Oriana AND THAT ZOMBIE RAISING KICK TO ERICA!!
Vanya: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Simon: Aja's boots do her no wrong.
Vanya: FOUR! FIVE!
Kendra: Erica struggling to her feet, Aja uses the opportunity to kick her in the ribs and spins around THE ZOMBIE RAISING TO ORIANA!!
Vanya: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Arvin: Oriana went from in control to in trouble fairly quickly.
Vanya: FOUR! FIVE! SIX!
Simon: That boot'll do it to you. But Oriana fights to her feet somehow someway as Erica drills Aja with a backbreaker!
Vanya: ONE!
Kendra: Aja gets up fairly easily and powerbombs Oriana! Oriana to her feet, gets Aja up and ORIGIN!
Vanya: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Simon: Aja pulls herself up with the rope and Zombie Raising to Oriana again! Oriana rolls back and is not counted as knocked out.
Kendra: Erica seeming to stay out of it for now and let Aja and Oriana fight. Oriana with a brutal brainbuster to Aja! Oriana not going to let Erica slide and brainbuster to her as well. And a running boot by Oriana knocks Aja clean out of the ring! Aja to her feet, Erica holds Oriana and Aja from the top rope, a dropkick!!
Arvin: Oriana back to her feet quickly and a jawbreaker to Erica, and Erica responds with an inverted atomic drop. Mother is smart to just let them fight.
Simon: Did you just call Aja mother?
Arvin: It's what the kids say about someone who shut up.
Kendra: Well Arvin's mommy takes Erica to the mat with a spin kick to the back of the head ORIANA GETS AJA UP ABOVE HER HEAD AND TAKING HER FOR A SPIN....DRIVING HER DOWN WITH THE PRESS! IT'S AN ORIGIN!
Vanya: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Simon: This is Arvin's Bambi moment.
Arvin: Screw you.
Vanya: FOUR! FIVE! SIX!
Kendra: Aja just BARELY makes it to her feet, but she's looking punch drunk! Erica with a Russian Leg Sweep to Oriana, Aja kicks Erica in the back of the head as she gets up!
Vanya: ONE! TWO!
Simon: Erica getting to her feet, Oriana helping her by lifting her up and looks like we're getting another spin NO ERICA GETS HER HAIR AND DRIVES HER FACE FIRST INTO THE MAT!!
Kendra: Ohhh you don't do that. Erica better hope Oriana doesn't get up.
Vanya: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Simon: Not looking great for Oriana.
Vanya: FOUR! FIVE! SIX!
Arvin: Neither Aja nor Erica wanna make a move until they know she's down, and that's I think smart.
Vanya: SEVEN! EIGHT!
Kendra: Come on girl! Get up and get yours! YES! SHE IS UP AND SHOULDERS OFF THE MAT YOU BETTA RUN ERICA!
Simon: Oh Erica's runnin alright... right to the corner, springboard and giant splash to Aja and Oriana!! Both of them to their feet and Erica eats a synced pair of punches! Oriana loads herself back and waits for Erica... taking a run and CANNONBALL SENTON! GRENADE LAUNCHER!
Vanya: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Kendra: That's how you get your revenge!
Vanya: FOUR! FIVE! SIX!
Arvin: I have to admit, seeing someone successfully hit a standing opponent with a running senton is impressive.
Vanya: SEVEN! EIGHT!
Simon: This is where Oriana got up before, can Erica pull off the same?
Vanya: NINE!
Simon: Erica's shoulders are off the mat and Vanya stops the count! We're still goin' here!
Kendra: Kip up kick by Erica pushes Aja backward, ORIANA READY FOR ERICA ON LANDING AND A DEVASTATING ONE ARM SPINEBUSTER!
Vanya: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Simon: Erica once again in trouble here.
Vanya: FOUR! FIVE!
Arvin: She survives it and we're still in a triple threat and SPEAR TO AJA!
Vanya: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Simon: She cut the Lioness in Half!
Vanya: FIVE! SIX! SEVEN!
Kendra: We know better though to count any of these women out until Vanya hits the 10.
Vanya: EIGHT! NINE!
Arvin: Get up!
Vanya: TEN!
Aja Lioness is eliminated by Erica Marbella-Thomas!
Simon: Well, we know that one of these women will be going to the Silver Group! EMT finds that chair from the previous match and WHANGS ORIANA ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT! Oriana is up quickly though and VAN DAMINATOR!
Vanya: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Kendra: Erica says, I didn't hear no bell, and she's sitting up, gets herself up with an Uppercut to Oriana! She charges the Grenada Grenade into the corner and ravages her with gut punches! ORIANA LIFTS HER UP AND GOING FOR A SPIN! ORIIIIIGIN!
Vanya: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Arvin: I feel that whatever happens here, it's not the end for these two with each other.
Vanya: FIVE! SIX! SEVEN!
Simon: Erica is having a hard time, she may be able to get to her feet but it's not looking great.
Vanya: EIGHT! NINE!
Kendra: Both of these women - hell, Aja as well - put up a hell of a fight, and whenever it ends they all deserve their flowers.
Vanya: TEN!
Erica Marbella-Thomas is eliminated by Oriana Burkhardt! Oriana Burkhardt wins!
Ash: HERE IS YOUR WINNER, THE GRENADA GRENADE, ORIANA BURKHARDT!
Kendra: Burkhardt punches her ticket to Helsinki, and does it in front of this African crowd! They are absolutely ecstatic for her!! You heard them count in her theme song!
Simon: This could be the start of serious, consistent main roster talks for her! What a star showing!
Arvin: Aw, isn't that just saccharine sweet, she's helping up Erica and they're embracing.
Kendra: I think it's the kind of respect that's hard to come by, but it's well-earned.
Simon: I certainly doubt we're gonna see it in this next match.
SM Heartbreaker vs The Grunt vs Jack Dismal vs Tank Vanguard
Simon: Tank Vanguard started the year off as the second place for the then top title, the Mania Championship, he's hoping to go into 2026 on a better note.
Kendra: Well he's certainly got his work more than cut out for him as we kick this off. And we can talk about SM's Graveyard Shift next week but for now let's get down to business-
Simon: To defeat the Huns!
Arvin: Dismal with a knee shot to the face of SM, Grunt with a gut punch to Tank.
Simon: Grunt and Dismal trade dance partners, Grunt runs SM down with a giant boot and Dismal with a running knee smash to Tank. Tank with a DEVASTATING Powerbomb to SM, GRUNT SPEARS JACK OUT OF THE RING! SM up quickly but Jack not so lucky-
Vanya: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Arvin: Jack Dismal is likely better suited to tag action.
Vanya: FOUR! FIVE! SIX!
Simon: It would be rough to be the first man out this quickly, but Grunt's spears are no joke. Oh, and it looks like Jack has his shoulders off the ground and his head lifted, Vanya stops the count SM HEARTBREAKER LAUNCHES HIMSELF OUT AT JACK AND AN ELBOW DROP TO THE HEAD! GRUNT SPEARS TANK!!!
Vanya: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Kendra: What makes his Spears so devastating and different than his opponents is that most will Spear you in the midsection, he goes for the legs, potentially causing significantly worse damage.
Vanya: FOUR! FIVE! SIX!
Arvin: Tank gets to his feet at six, but they're wobbly and yeah I can see what you mean. Even bulky guys will admit their legs are often a point of relative weakness.
Simon: Tank rolls to the outside, Jack Dismal to his feet and grabs one of the steel steps!
Kendra: Why do they bother to replace them between matches.
Simon: He TOSSES IT TO TANK! HE GRABS THE OTHER.... THEY SANDWICH SM HEARTBREAKER!!!
Vanya: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Arvin: This is no way to treat a multi-time champion!
Kendra: This is EXACTLY how to treat a multi-time champion!
Vanya: FOUR! FIVE! SIX!
Arvin: His nose had just healed finally!
Vanya: SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE!
Simon: Sayonara Man!
Kendra: NO!!! SM GETS HIS SHOULDERS UP!!! GRUNT SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULTS RIGHT BACK ONTO HIM!!! WHAT?? But he still gets up!
Simon: Tank lifts him up by the neck and runs him into the pole GRUNT RUNS THAT STAIRCASE INTO THE FACE OF JACK!!
Vanya: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Arvin: Jack Dismal is looking like roadkill out there!
Vanya: FOUR! FIVE! SIX!
Kendra: Are we gonna need the EMTs?
Arvin: I know at least one who's in no shape to help.
Vanya: SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE!
Simon: Like you've said before, don't count it out until Vanya hits that 10.
Arvin: TEN!
Jack Dismal is eliminated by The Grunt!
Kendra: Grunt may be the one to watch! SM punches Tank, and one to Grunt as well. That was a mistake, Grunt wrecks him with a backbreaker and he does it with a smile on his face.
Simon: That's what I love, the guy hasn't stopped smiling since he got in the ring. He loves people and he loves wreckin' em. SM doesn't just get up though, he gets up with style absolutely wrecking Tank Vanguard with the Instrument of Destruction!
Vanya: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Arvin: That's why he's the man. Survives being Panini'ed and gets that blastoff.
Simon: He's not gonna ask you to team with him, you can stop kissing his ass.
Vanya: FOUR! FIVE! SIX!
Kendra: Some movement from Tank, and he pops up with a huge lariat to SM. SM and Tank think for a second, look at each other, and realize that Grunt has got none of the smoke...SM with the kick to the dick and Tank with a powerbomb on the stair!!
Vanya: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Simon: How rough would it be to get almost no damage to you and then to go down that easy.
Kendra: Well, we won't know because Grunt is back up. Somehow still smiling but Tank hoping to wipe that smile off with a Concussive Blast!!
Vanya: ONE! TWO!
Simon: Grunt up to his feet, Operation Smile Wipe was unsuccessful. ANOTHER CONCUSSIVE BLAST!!
Vanya: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Kendra: I don't know how SM convinced Tank to reorient, but it seems to have been effective.
Vanya: FOUR! FIVE! SIX!
Arvin: He's crazy if he thinks SM is going to not turn on him.
Vanya: SEVEN! EIGHT!
Simon: I think he wants The Grunt out of here for his own purposes.
Vanya: NINE! TEN!
The Grunt is eliminated by Tank Vanguard!
Arvin: SM, run. Run.
Simon: Tank gets him with a big boot, and SM GETS THE CONCUSSIVE BLAST!!
Kendra: Wait, we've got commotion...
Simon: Wait... no way.
Kendra: The former Rebel Riot, we saw her in the Dueling Rumble, has come to help SM to his feet! I heard that Heartbreaker was going to enlist some help, I didn't know what that was going to look like.
Simon: THAT'S VIOLENCE!! ...POWERBOMBS TANK THROUGH THE GERMAN ANNOUNCERS' TABLE!!! THESE TWO ARE HOLDING TANK DOWN!!
Vanya: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Kendra: There's no disqualification, this is perfectly legal, if not unethical.
Vanya: FOUR! FIVE! SIX!
Arvin: I can help, SM! Pick me!
Vanya: SEVEN! EIGHT!
Kendra: I don't think that'll be necessary. Or warranted.
Vanya: NINE!
Arvin: Couldn't hurt to ask.
Vanya: TEN!
Tank Vanguard is eliminated by SM Heartbreaker, with some assistance from these assholes! SM Heartbreaker wins!
Ash: Here is your winner... SM HEARTBREAKER!
BOOOOOMANIA drowns SM out! SM doesn't realize his mic is cut! He points at Rox Starr.
Simon: If this country can kill their entire internet, they can certainly cut SM's mic, and that's what they've done, but he's signaling at Rebel Riot, who I'm hearing in my earpiece has registered as...Rox Starr? And Violence as Violent... I'm sure SM will have an explanation next week when we have our special MAWL vs GHW extravaganza leading up to Thankless.
Oh, now he realizes his Mic is cut and he gives an angry look to the camera before storming off with Rox Starr and Violent.
Kendra: But this means that both Shawn Harris and SM Heartbreaker now have Money in the Bank Contracts, and that...seems like a major problem for us going forward.
Arvin: But we've got many more matches. In fact we're only 1/3 done, or as it's known in Media, half a Meatloaf.
JCM Ace vs Tyler Hayes vs Wellington Kbiit vs Reel Rick Lureman
Simon: While Zeke the Sneak was JCM's first elimination at MAWL Brawl, both he and Deke the Freak are currently serving time for attempting to hold up a smoke shop, so their future with us is uncertain at best. Tyler Hayes was JCM's second and will be taking his spot in this match.
Kendra: JCM showing his disdain for this change with a perfectly placed 3rd Ave Forearm to Hayes, while Reel Rick gives Wellington a pair of clubbing blows to his shoulder blades. Hayes down for the count-
Vanya: ONE!
Arvin: Hayes up at 1. JCM gets Reel Rick into a Suplex, Hayes joins him, DOUBLE Suplex to Reel Rick AND HAYES TURNS IT AROUND ON JCM WITH A BELLY TO BELLY!
Simon: Reel Rick gets Wellington up...FISHERMAN BRAINBUSTER!!! Wellington rolls backwards before Vanya can count and back to his feet and JCM lands that 3rd Ave on Rick!!
Vanya: ONE!
Kendra: Rick up at one and immediately pushes Wellington back with a big boot. JCM with a pair of knees to the midsection of Hayes, Wellington tries to charge Reel Rick, Rick gets him up...JCM JOINS IN WITH RICK....THE TWO OF THEM LAUNCH WELLINGTON AND OH DAMN HE LANDED GUT FIRST ON THE RAIL Oop he just spat up blood and the EMTs are coming down. Vanya is sending someone out of the match for the second time today.
Wellington Kbiit is eliminated by JCM Ace and Reel Rick Lureman!
Arvin: Ace wasting NO time spinning Rick around and getting him up on his shoulders... ACE BOMB!
Simon: You might say things changed "Reel" fast.
Kendra: You might'nt.
Vanya: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Simon: This match is moving quick and to the point!
Vanya: FOUR! FIVE! SIX!
Kendra: Sleeping with the f... now you got me doing it!
Vanya: SEVEN! EIGHT!
Arvin: Honestly, even as big as he is I didn't get the sense he'd be able to keep up.
Vanya: NINE! TEN!
Reel Rick Lureman is eliminated by JCM Ace!
Arvin: And just like that, it's down to JCM Ace and the man who wasn't even supposed to be here.
Kendra: Maybe not for long, JCM Ace Bombs him outside!!
Vanya: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Simon: Tyler ends up flattened a lot. But the crowd is cheering him on.
Vanya: FOUR! FIVE! SIX!
Arvin: Could JCM Ace clear house right here and now?
Vanya: SEVEN! EIGHT!
Kendra: This is looking grim for Tyler Hayes.
Vanya: NINE! TEN!!
Tyler Hayes is eliminated by JCM Ace! JCM Ace wins!
Ash: Here is your winner...J! C! M! ACE!!!
JCM: Helsinki.... I'M COMING!
The crowd pops.
JCM: And you know who comin' with me? You know it's gotta be my boy.... BIG RICKY!
Simon: Big Ricky will make his in-ring debut at the W2!
Arvin: Can... can this man hold out for 11 matches? The last dozen he saw was do...
Kendra: Don't be fatphobic, Arvin.
Simon: We still have 7 spots we're looking at, but WildFire is emerging the clear favorite in the Silver Group so far. And now 3 individuals of championship pedigree hold free passes to seek gold. I bet you Colin is regretting that stipulation.
Arvin: But we're only nearing halfway filled, so let's keep it going!
Will Corrigan vs High Flyer Mono vs Chanty vs Cobie Smulders
Simon: I assume that Corrigan will think this a cake walk, but he would be remiss to underestimate anyone here and yes that includes Cobie Smulders.
Kendra: More accurately, don't underestimate the willingness of EM Powered to help their own.
Simon: Smulders and Chanty locking up, Mono and Corrigan locking up and Corrigan right into a release scoop slam for Mono! Smulders with a mid kick to Chanty, gets her into a Piledriver hold...CANADIAN DESTROYER! HOLDS ON FOR A SECOND! AND HAT TRICK WITH A THIRD!!!
Arvin: Oh Hat Trick, haha because she's Canadian.
Simon: ... no, that's what she calls her triple Canadian Destroyer.
Vanya: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Kendra: I guess it makes sense, three times, opponent landing on the head.
Vanya: FOUR! FIVE! SIX!
Arvin: Well, Chanty may be sunk real early. OH NO, WAIT, SOMEHOW SHE IS UP!
Simon: Smulders pissed and rakes her eyes. Mono going for a Springboard...well, it doesn't matter what he's trying to springboard, Corrigan rocks his face with a perfectly aimed Superkick!!
Vanya: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Kendra: Mono's eyes rolled to the back of his head on that impact, he may also have an early night here.
Simon: No, looks like he's rolling to his feet, just barely. Smulders cheap shot kick to Corrigan, gives Mono a chance to free himself, rolls out of the ring and goes under the apron, what's he thinking here.... gets a chair, takes it to the top...HOVERBOARD DROPKICK TO CHANTY!
Vanya: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Kendra: She's already seen so much this match, but that was a hell of a move by Mono.
Vanya: FOUR! FIVE! SIX!
Arvin: She's croc bait.
Vanya: SEVEN! EIGHT!
Simon: Don't count her out yet! She gets her shoulder up and hoists herself to the ropes. Vanya stops the count. Corrigan and Smulders look at each other...what... what's happening... Corrigan lifts Chanty up into a Tombstone...oh...oh hell... WHAT IS HE DOING HE IS GOING TO THE TOP ROPE... TOMBSTONES HER ONTO THE FLOOR!!! PICKS HER UP... SMULDERS SPRINGBOARD INTO A CANADIAN DRIVER!!! CHANTY IS THE THIRD ONE NOW TO BE WHEELED OUT OF HERE BY EMTS!!!
Chanty is eliminated by Will Corrigan and Cobie Smulders!
Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!
Kendra: Is... Is someone being wheeled out on a gurney the best time to be chanting that?
Arvin: It WAS awesome though.
Simon: I mean... yeah I guess. Mono with a Springboard Splash SMULDERS CATCHES HIM INTO A RUNNING POWERSLAM!
Kendra: Corrigan spins her around, a pair of bionic elbows and brutalizes her with a double axe handle! Mono launches himself at both of them with a clothesline apiece! And an extra standing shooting star for Smulders!
Arvin: Smulders oofs but gets to her feet and elbow to the back of Corrigan's head! Under the apron...that's a hockey stick. And she takes it to the ribs of Mono. Smulders setting up for the Canadian Destroyer MONO REVERSES TO A SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB ONTO THE LOOSENED STAIRS! SHE GETS UP AND SHE RESUMES HER CANADIAN DESTROYER HAT TRICK!!! ONE...TWO...THREE!
Vanya: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Simon: Mono messed with the wrong celebrity apparently.
Vanya: FOUR! FIVE! SIX!
Kendra: She hasn't even needed EM Powered yet, she's really improving on her ring acumen.
Vanya: SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE!
Arvin: Later, Mono!
Vanya: TEN!
High Flyer Mono is eliminated by Cobie Smulders!
Simon: Corrigan with a big punch, Smulders ducks and a throat jab. Corrigan responds with a headbutt and Flapjacks her down! Wait, what the good gravy is...SOMEONE DROPPED A SARCOPHAGUS ON BOTH OF THEM!
Arvin: MATT MARTIGON HAS ONCE AGAIN CRASHED THE PARTY!!!
Kendra: I'm sure that his comic artist is going to have a field day putting this in the next issue! But they're both down!
Vanya: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Arvin: What happens if they both go down?
Vanya: FOUR! FIVE! SIX!
Simon: The person responsible gets the win.
Vanya: SEVEN! EIGHT!
Kendra: Ugh, does that mean what I think it means?
Vanya: NINE!
Simon: Sure does. It means that-
Vanya: TEN!
Simon: Matt Martigon has inserted himself into the Silver Group and the W2.
Cobie Smulders and Will Corrigan are eliminated by Matt Martigon! Matt Martigon...wins?
Ash: Here is your winner...The Wicked Deadly MATT MARTIGON!
Kendra: WildFire still your favorite to win the Silver Group?
Simon: Yes, but by not as much.
Arvin: The important question here is, who gets cursed... Martigon for using a sarcophagus as a weapon and having it in the first place, or Cobie and Will for being under it?
Kendra: All of us. All of us are cursed. Nothing good will come of this.
Simon: The quicker we get through our matches, the quicker we can pack up and get ready for next week, return this to where it belongs and apologize profusely to every being, corporeal and not, for this.
Def Jam vs Jeannie Rose vs Question Mark Vraag vs Eui Baek
Simon: This is a slightly different circumstance as Def is a Path not MAWL person by nature, but he did still qualify for the Golden Group, so the rules apply to him too.
Kendra: Which means that he could, hypothetically, show up here, snatch a title, and steal it away to Path. Hopefully our squad here can do something to stem that concern.
Arvin: It also means that we're not getting a metaphysical security deposit back on that Sarcophagus doesn't it.
Simon: I'd say that's a fair assessment of the situation.
Kendra: Def with a quick punch to Question, Eui out of the gate with the brass knuckles to Jeannie Rose. Jeannie stumbles backwards but catches herself, off the ropes, and a dropkick to Def OH Question had the same idea!! And Question turns it around with a forearm shot to Jeannie DEF JAM TAKING A RUN AND EUI EATS KNEE! CODE OF JUSTICE!! But Eui rolls back out and able to prevent getting counted.
Arvin: Eui drags Vraag out of the ring and pulls him on his head, stomping him out...Def takes Jeannie Rose down with a Samoan Drop, pulls her back up and the double underhook... DREAM CRUSHER!!!
Vanya: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Simon: Jeannie Rose may wilt here and now.
Vanya: FOUR! FIVE!
Kendra: Jeannie getting herself to the ropes to pull herself up. Eui slamming Vraag's head into the apron outside, Jeannie pushes off the ropes and headscissors to Def!
Simon: Vraag gets himself up on the apron, springboard dropkick to Eui, and Def with a baseball slide to Eui pushing her back. Vraag from the corner to the top and going for a quick moonsault on Def, Def puts his hands up and catches him! He's just deadlifting him!!
Arvin: Legs up and gutbuster to Vraag. Vrag rolling himself backwards, reorients himself quickly, running low dropkick takes out the legs of Eui Baek, coming back around and Blockbuster!!! It's a STUMPER!!!
Vanya: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Simon: She's been a wrestler the shortest of all of them, this isn't too surprising.
Kendra: But she's still getting up to her feet. Oh and just in time too for Jeannie and Def to double boot her! Jeannie keeps it going with a shining wizard to Mark, Eui with a punch to the back of Def's ankle and spins around to get a huge spinning DDT on Vraag!
Simon: Jeannie capitalizes and sliding dropkick to Def's ankle!! She grabs his ankle, and holds it in as she runs up the turnbuckle and goes for the flip!
Arvin: Smart, if you're not sure you can flip a whole person, flip one part of him.
Vanya: ONE! TWO!
Kendra: Def back to his feet, he's not gonna let this take him down. Vraag with a running tornillo takes down Eui, Jeannie charges Def, DEF CATCHES HER OUT, DOUBLE UNDERHOOK WITH MILITARY SPEED AND PRECISION AND DREAM CRUUUUUSHER!
Vanya: ONE!
Simon: Jeannie brings it from inside to get to her feet. Eui tries to take advantage of Jeannie's struggling up, Jeannie uses her struggle to her advantage and bends the rope down! Eui flies out headfirst into the barricade! Def charges Mark with a lariat, Mark with the headscissors and lands Def on that Sarcophagus...ASAI MOONSAULT PLANTS DEF THROUGH THE LID!!!
Vanya: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Kendra: We knew that Jam and the sarcophagus were going to have a meeting but I have to admit I didn't think it would be quite like this?
Vanya: FOUR! FIVE!
Arvin: Def pulls himself out of the box. Eui whacks him with a shovel! Eui into the ring and whacks Jeannie that same shovel!
Vanya: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Simon: They're both struggling!
Vanya: FOUR! FIVE! SIX!
Kendra: Def up, Jeannie still down!
Vanya: SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! TEN!
Jeannie Rose is eliminated by Eui Baek!
Arvin: Vraag with a top rope leg bulldog takes Def right back down! BAEK GETS VRAAG WITH A BULLDOG!!
Vanya: ONE!
Simon: Vraag to his feet, DEF AND BAEK LIFT HIM UP AND TOSS HIM INTO THE SARCOPHAGUS!!!
Vanya: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Kendra: Who made this a casket match??
Vanya: FOUR!
Arvin: Question Mark takes himself out of that box! Pushing himself up to that apron, up onto the ropes, Springboard Spinning Wheel Kick to Eui!!
Vanya: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Kendra: The clock is ticking for Eui!
Vanya: FOUR! FIVE!
Simon: She's Half-Baeked!
Arvin: NOOOO.
Vanya: SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT!
Kendra: This could be the end of the road!
Vanya: NINE! TEN!
Eui Baek is eliminated by Question Mark Vraag!
Simon: Vraag spins around, DEF JAM HAS A FLAMETHROWER!!! AND TORCHES QUESTION!!!
Kendra: Not Again!
Simon: AND SMASHES HIM IN THE FACE WITH IT!!!
Vanya: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Kendra: It is very possible that Def Jam could walk away with an opportunity that causes us great duress!
Vanya: FOUR! FIVE! SIX!
Arvin: It looks like a foregone conclusion at this point.
Vanya: SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE!
Simon: And that'll do her.
Vanya: TEN!
Question Mark Vraag is eliminated by Def Jam! Def Jam wins!
Ash: Here is your winner...THE LEGEND OF X-TREME...DEF JAM!!!!
Simon: Rules are rules, and now Def Jam can show up here and challenge for whatever title he wants, save the Legacy Title. That's bonkers bananas.
Kendra: Also, this means he gets his pick for the spot in the Silver Group.
Def Jam: X-TREEEEEEME! AND I KNOW MY BROTHER IN THE X-TREME SOCIETY DANTE RIVERA IS GONNA LIGHT THIS UP!
Simon: Victoria wasn't able to make it in, but Dante Rivera has his spot now!
Arvin: Well, that settles that, so let's keep this party going I guess.
Jaguar King vs Ian Popescu vs Iris Correa vs Trevor DeMartin
Simon: Trevor DeMartin, now that he's paired up with The Tribal Chief, is main roster material. Let's see how he stacks up here and whether Chief made the right call.
Arvin: Jaguar with a quick jab to Ion, IRIS TAKES A RUN... 360 SPIN INTO A DOUBLE KNEE FACEBUSTER ON TREVOR!! 20/20!!!
Vanya: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Kendra: Not an auspicious start for DeMartin.
Vanya: FOUR! FIVE! SIX!
Simon: If I were Chief I'd be re-evaluating.
Vanya: SEVEN!
Kendra: And Trevor gets his shoulder off the mat, Vanya stops the count. King kicks Trevor as he gets up, Ion with a quick series of chops to Iris. Jaguar King waits for Trevor... Trevor to his feet and immediately eats the Trouble in Paradise or as Jaguar King calls it, the Coronation Kick!
Vanya: ONE!
Arvin: Trevor over to the ropes and pulling himself off the ground, he runs at Jaguar King with a clothesline OH and Ion Popescu has the same idea from the other side! King gets a stereo lariat! King with Ion's arm and judo flips him, Trevor with a running forearm to Iris!
Kendra: Trevor keeps it going and returns to King with another stiff punch, Iris pulls Ion up by the hair and gets behind him... gets her hands on his eyes and Backstabber! Hindsight!!
Vanya: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Simon: Popescu is in serious trouble!
Vanya: FOUR!
Arvin: Popescu gets his shoulders up, Iris looking on and a Kip Up Headscissors by Popescu!! Trevor lands a forearm shot on King and continues running towards Ion with a jumping knee, King catches Iris charging her with a hip toss, Iris up to her feet and Jaguar King with the Claw, lifting her up and a HUGE ROYAL CLAW SLAM DRIVING HER INTO THE MAT! As Trevor gets a series of boxing jabs to Ion's midsection, Vanya counts Correa-
Vanya: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Kendra: It may not be the end for Iris, but then nothing is certain.
Vanya: FOUR! FIVE! SIX!
Simon: Iris is debating so many of her life choices right now.
Vanya: SEVEN! EIGHT!
Arvin: IRIS UP WITH A CROTCH KICK AND NOW JAGUAR IS THE ONE IN TROUBLE!
Vanya: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Kendra: A very dirty move by Iris, but effective. And King to his feet.
Simon: Trevor with a neckbreaker to Iris, Jaguar blasts Trevor with the Coronation Kick!
Vanya: ONE!
Arvin: Trevor to his feet and Iris knocks him right back down with an Exploder Suplex... Ion Popescu with a Pop Up Sitout Powerbomb to Jaguar!!! The Pope Up!!!
Vanya: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Kendra: This has already been a big move extravaganza!
Vanya: FOUR! FIVE! SIX!
Arvin: That's right, stay down, you brigand.
Vanya: SEVEN! EIGHT!
Simon: We could be guaranteed another Silver Spotter in this match if King can't move it.
Vanya: NINE! TEN!
Jaguar King is eliminated by Ion Popescu!
Arvin: Later Gator!
Simon: Iris about to get the same treatment!! POPE UP!!!
Vanya: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Kendra: Ion could be a dark horse here!
Vanya: FOUR! FIVE! SIX!
Arvin: That would be an easy mark for the rest of the group.
Simon: I think he's proving that untrue right here and now.
Vanya: SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE!
Arvin: End of the line for Iris!
Vanya: TEN!
Iris Correa is eliminated by Ion Popescu!
Kendra: All that remains is-
Simon: Tribal Chief and Axel are down and ready to throw down! They light up Ion Popescu, and Trevor DeMartin joins his comrades in an unruly beatdown!! They whip him outside... they follow...TRIPLE POWERBOMB THROUGH THE PORTUGUESE TABLE!!!!
Vanya: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Kendra: Riot Block absolutely decimated the would-be rising star!
Vanya: FOUR! FIVE! SIX!
Arvin: They're low key standing on his arms, that's brilliant.
Vanya: SEVEN! EIGHT!
Simon: Well we know where this is going.
Vanya: NINE! TEN!
Ion Popescu is eliminated by Trevor DeMartin!
Ash: Here is your winner, the Surliest Man in Saskatoon, TREVOR DEMARTIN!!
The audience boos.
Axel: EY! Shut yer trap 'oles! The W2 was an embarrassin' time for me in January, but I didn't have the bigges' bunch of arseholes ridin' wit' me, so I think we're gonna do it again, yeah? No stupid meowing minstrels, no bloody poof wigs, jus' good ol' bru'ali'y. Issa riot now, innit!
The Riot Block - Axel, Trevor DeMartin, and The Tribal Chief - raise their hands tall.
Kendra: Axel of course referring to his time as Landon Gentry, when Rod Crane who as you know was fired by way of briefcase was his minstrel.
Arvin: All 3 of them are declared, with Trevor getting a spot in the Silver, you'd think he'd at least crack a smile.
Neonyx Notorio vs Ivan Volkov vs Chronosome vs Tino Sabatelli
Simon: Neonyx Notorio is walking into a land of giants here, but with no fear as he throws a jab at Ivan Volkov. Ivan just looking at him, no expression changed. Meanwhile, Chrono gets Tino by the throat and LAUNCHES him over the rope.
Kendra: Tino to his feet quickly, Vanya doesn't have a chance to count him, and he's storming right back to the ring. Chrono boots him right back out of the ring! As Ivan returns the punch, Vanya looks out to see if a count is necessary...nope, Tino back to his feet again and storming in.
Arvin: He's like that chicken in the Bugs Bunny cartoon with the hat and the cigar, that keeps getting his ass handed to him. Tino and Ivan switch dance partners, Tino with a brutal headbutt to Neo, Chrono lifts Ivan over his head and Ivan's about to have a meet and greet with this Egyptian Crowd!!
Vanya: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Simon: Ivan is in a rare position of having someone much bigger than him.
Vanya: FOUR! FIVE! SIX!
Kendra: Ivan also landing face down undoubtedly makes it that much harder.
Vanya: SEVEN! EIGHT!
Arvin: Ivan pushes himself up and is back into this match.
Simon: Neonyx hits a dropkick on Chronosome, the first one to actually land something on him this match...Ivan thinks himself safe TINO SPEARS HIM INTO A CORNER AND HIS HEAD BOUNCES OFF THE TOP ONE HARD!
Vanya: ONE!
Kendra: Ivan up quickly...but TINO POWERBOMBS HIM RIGHT BACK OUT! IVAN LANDS ON HIS HEAD! As Neo attempts to hit a dropsault on Chronosome, Vanya starts the count-
Vanya: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Arvin: Ivan is just the hard target this match!
Vanya: FOUR!
Simon: Ivan is called a Titan for a reason, and he's taking everything everyone's throwing at him. Tino taking another tack, grabs the legs of Neo and launches him into Ivan!!
Vanya: ONE! TWO!
Kendra: Neonyx rolls up, Ivan stays down.
Vanya: THREE! FOUR! FIVE!
Arvin: Using one opponent to smash another is just peak wrestling.
Vanya: SIX!
Simon: Ivan to his feet, Chrono returns his energy to Tino and now it's TINO'S TURN TO MEET AND GREET! CHOKE TOSS!
Kendra: This group really should be working together to Chronosome down.
Vanya: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!
Arvin: This would be a good time for Anti-System to help their boy.
Vanya: FIVE! SIX! SEVEN!
One Asshole: DOOT DOOT!
The One Asshole is removed by security to cheers,
Vanya: EIGHT! NINE! TEN!
Tino Sabatelli is eliminated by Chronosome!
Kendra: I really thought it'd be Neonyx out first.
Arvin: Yeah. I actually had money on that.
Simon: IVAN VERTICAL SUPLEX SETUP ON NEONYX AND HERE COMES THE POWERBOMB!!
Kendra: This can only mean one thing is coming....yep, Ivan grabs his head...SIT OUT SLAM! RED WINTER EXECUTION!!!
Vanya: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Simon: Vanya can probably skip the count, Notorio is not kicking up.
Vanya: FOUR! FIVE! SIX!
Kendra: This is going to leave Ivan and Chronosome though.
Vanya: SEVEN! EIGHT!
Arvin: Neonyx would not have been much help to be fair.
Vanya: NINE! TEN!
Neonyx Notorio is eliminated by Ivan Volkov!
Simon: Ivan turns it immediately around and Red Blizzard to Chronosome!!!
Vanya: ONE!
Kendra: Chrono up to his feet, lifting Ivan up and just SLAMMING HIM DOWN INTO THE MAT!
Vanya: ONE!
Arvin: Ivan to his feet, Spear to Chronosome knocks him out of the ring!!
Vanya: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Simon: I guess the bigger they are.
Vanya: FOUR! FIVE! SIX!
Kendra: Could it be that Chronosome is a glass cannon??
Vanya: SEVEN! EIGHT!
Arvin: He doesn't appear to be moving!!
Vanya: NINE! TEN!
Chronosome is eliminated by Ivan Volkov!
Ash: Here is your winner, The Siberian Titan, IVAN VOLKOV!!!
Simon: NOW I feel a little less certain about WildFire's dominance in the Silver Group.
Kendra: We've only got three more matches to figure out what's gonna happen here.
Red Ghost vs Handsome Hank Horton vs Cassandra Cash vs Lesnar
Kendra: And that's not the original Red Ghost, but he made a vindicatio a nomine dato, claim by name.
Arvin: The only thing he's going to claim is a beatdown. Cash smashes him in the face with her briefcase! And she spins it around to smash Handsome Hank with it as well! Ghost gets her back with a running elbow shot AND LESNAR GETS HORTON WITH THE F-5!! But Horton's manager Rex Gable pulls him back to safety.
Kendra: I thought Rex Gable left him for Persephone Exner but I guess they patched things up. Lesnar not a fan of Reunions, gets BOTH of them up for ANOTHER F-5!
Arvin: Vanya refusing to count, I guess since Gable is under Horton, but Cash with a throat punch to Ghost.
Simon: Lesnar has it OUT for Horton and scoops him up, Red Ghost scoops up Rex Gable!! STEREO GERMAN! TWO STEREO GERMANS! THREE STEREO GERMANS! Two tickets to Suplex City!!!
Vanya: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Kendra: FINALLY the count begins.
Vanya: FOUR! FIVE! SIX!
Arvin: Without Gable to protect him, Horton's hashed!
Vanya: SEVEN!
Simon: Somehow, someway, Handsome Hank makes it to the ropes to start pulling himself up. With all that damage to his head, he's not gonna be hearing any Whos!
Arvin: Lesnar switches up his target CASSANDRA CASH TAKING A RIDE TO SUPLEX CITY! Red Ghost takes this opportunity to pick Horton up but Horton with a neckbreaker to Ghost!
Vanya: ONE!
Kendra: Cash gets her shoulder up, ending the count. Handsome Hank gets her by the legs, INVERTED ALABAMA SLAM! Ghost makes the grievous error of a boxing combo on Lesnar as Vanya looks to count Cash, Cash gets herself up easy. Ghost comes for Hank, Hank ducks and Ghost ends up in Cash's arms! Cassandra and Hank Double Suplex Red Ghost out of the ring!
Simon: That partnership doesn't last long! Low blow kick by Cassandra to Hank! LESNAR SUICIDE SPEAR TO GHOST!! Ghost rolls back but to his feet!
Kendra: It must be so frustrating for Lesnar that his moves are not keeping anyone down. It's perhaps a higher caliber of fighter than he's used to.
Arvin: Ghost rolls back into the ring and a punch to Cash, Horton attempts a springboard splash to the Outside, Lesnar catches him AND ANOTHER F-5!!! That one landed rough and Vanya is calling for an EMT lift.
Handsome Hank Horton is eliminated by Lesnar!
Kendra: The man ate 3 F-5s and a Suplex City, this was bound to happen no matter how much coke is in his system.
Simon: Cash with another briefcase shot to Red Ghost, Ghost staggers back, but remembers he has his cane! Smashes it to the ribs of Cash! And a piledriver to boot! Cash quick to her feet though.
Kendra: Ghost and Cash look at each other, look at Lesnar, look at each other... Ghost gets Lesnar in the ribs with his cane and Cash gets him in the head with her case! He rolls back and up to his feet fairly easily though and spinebusters Cassandra Cash. Red Ghost positions himself on the top rope, waiting on Cash to get to her feet... off the top and a Swinging Reverse STO!!! RED POLTERGEIST!!! Waitaminute, not again...
Simon: Jassy pulling her teammate to safety - oh it looks like sis has seen enough-
Arvin: Lustress Jamie with the Lou Thesz Press to her sister! Jassy was still able to rescue Cassandra from a count before this all went down, but Psycho Supremacy and ZLI thought they were done with each other!
Kendra: Cassandra with a Spinning Shining Wizard! Cash Out!!!
Vanya: ONE!
Simon: Ghost to his feet. Cash with a chop to Lesnar, pulls Ghost in for a Ripcord Moonsault Fallaway Slam!! It's a Handshake Agreement!
Vanya: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Arvin: They would have been smart to team up on Lesnar.
Vanya: FOUR! FIVE!
Kendra: Ghost rolling out to the floor, they still can. Under the apron, grabs a chair, grabs TWO chairs... back in, tossing one to Cassandra, SANDWICHING LESNAR!!!
Vanya: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Simon: Ask and ye shall receive.
Arvin: He's up, and he's MAD. Lesnar rips the chair from Red Ghost's hands RED GHOST VAN DAMINATOR!!!
Vanya: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!
Kendra: Gotta give Ghost credit for that quick maneuver.
Vanya: FOUR! FIVE! SIX!
Simon: If Lesnar gets up in time, Ghost is in trouble.
Vanya: SEVEN! EIGHT!
Arvin: If he doesn't, Ghost is still in trouble.
Vanya: NINE! TEN!
Lesnar is eliminated by Red Ghost!
Simon: Ghost turns around too late to stop Cash from knocking him in the face with a chair! He spins around and a sweep kick, and a moonsault on top of it! Ghost continuing the momentum with a quick jump up to the middle turnbuckle and a back elbow!
Kendra: Cash gets Ghost on her shoulders... SOMERSAULT BURNING HAMMER! FIRE SALE!!
Vanya: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Simon: This is a truly brutal place for Red Ghost to be.
Vanya: FOUR! FIVE! SIX!
Kendra: It was at last W2 that Cassandra Cash first joined Zora Luthor, giving up her title for money, could this be her redemption?
Vanya: SEVEN! EIGHT!
Arvin: I guess we'll see, Ghost is going either way.
Vanya: NINE! TEN!
Red Ghost is eliminated by Cassandra Cash! Cassandra Cash wins!
Ash: Here is your winner, CASSANDRA CASH!
Arvin: Two matches left, let's see what happens here!
Sombras vs Red Carpet Mark Anderson vs TVN vs Marla Anderson
Kendra: Two Andersons, not even closely alike in dignity.
Arvin: Meanwhile TVN, the former heroine Tûyet, with a taser gun and she's shocking Marla!!! And she's shocking Sombras!!! That's how you do it!!!
Vanya: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Kendra: Could be two out quickly!
Vanya: FOUR! FIVE! SIX!
Simon: Sombras back to his feet, Marla still down!
Vanya: SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! TEN!
Marla Anderson is eliminated by TVN!
Arvin: Well, down to one Anderson so when we say Anderson going forward you know it's Mark.
Simon: TVN with a rib kick to Sombras, lifting up for a high angle powerbomb but we're going for a quick spin or two first!! BOM QUAY!!!
Vanya: ONE!
Kendra: Sombras back to his feet but Red Carpet pulls him in for a ripcord rolling elbow! Snap DDT! Sombras gets the Red Carpet Treatment!
Vanya: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Arvin: They both put their focus on who they know is the most dangerous one here.
Vanya: FOUR! FIVE! SIX!
Kendra: Sombras fights to his feet and starts pushing back! Running knee shot to TVN. Mark jumps the bandwagon and elbow shot to TVN.
Simon: That was short lived, and Sombras eats a punch from each of them. Sombras with a Phantom's Embrace Cutter to Mark Anderson!!
Vanya: ONE! TWO!
Kendra: Mark to his feet, just to eat another Phantom Embrace.
Vanya: ONE! TWO!
Arvin: Up again! And Sombras eats a flipping leg bulldog from TVN, and she keeps on him with a scissorlock...180 flip!
Simon: Anderson scoops Sombras up and takes him for a spin! Sidewalk slam! Executive Slam by Red Carpet!
Vanya: ONE! TWO!
Kendra: Sombras back to his feet, as TVN hits Anderson with a Poison Rana!
Arvin: ONE!
Simon: Anderson up, TVN tries the Poison Rana on Sombras!
Vanya: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Kendra: TVN is making a smart play by taking one down at a time.
Vanya: FOUR! FIVE! SIX!
Arvin: She started with the tasers and kept mostly control from there.
Vanya: SEVEN!
Simon: Sombras back to his feet, but TVN kicks his head back into the turnbuckle. But he's up quickly.
Kendra: Sombras uses the turnbuckle to springboard, split legged moonsault to Mark Anderson but TVN catches him out with a Release German Suplex!
Vanya: ONE! TWO!
Simon: Sombras back up again. He'll take anything you can throw at him.
Arvin: Sombras running full speed and dropkicks TVN into Mark Anderson! They both tumble back! TVN quickly to her feet...taking Sombras for that Spin! Here we go again!!! BOM QUAY!!! Mark Anderson just basking, THAT was a Mistake, SILENT CURSE BY SOMBRAS!!!
Vanya: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Simon: Mark Anderson did it to himself.
Vanya: FOUR!
Kendra: Anderson to his feet just as Sombras eats yet another BOM QUAY!
Vanya: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Simon: Anderson's keeping himself ready now, I tell you what.
Vanya: FOUR! FIVE! SIX!
Arvin: TVN and Anderson watching Sombras with bated breath, he can spring up when you least expect it.
Vanya: SEVEN! EIGHT!
Kendra: This might be the end of the night for Sombras though.
Vanya: NINE! TEN!
Sombras is eliminated by TVN!
Simon: She actually eliminated him! Mark taking her much more seriously, and quick jab...ripcord rolling elbow! There's that DDT!!
Arvin: TVN got that VIP Treatment!
Vanya: ONE!
Kendra: Mark Anderson was really hoping to take TVN out quickly and get that W, she's up but he comes back in with a powerslam OH but she snaps up with a jawbreaker.
Simon: I gotta admit she'd upped her game since siding with EM Powered, as she whips Anderson shoulder first into the post! He whips her out onto the apron!! Pulling her over the top rope... RED ROPE STUNNER!
Kendra: Before Vanya can even count she rolls to her feet and a rough eye rake has him grabbing his face BUT HE GETS HER WITH THAT TILT-A-WHIRL PREMIERE BACKBREAKER!!
Vanya: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Arvin: Could he have snatched a come from behind victory? She's...back to her feet. He comes swinging, she evades and SMASHES his head into the turnbuckle!
Vanya: ONE!
Simon: He's up. That would have been an embarrassing end for him, and she chokes him over the top rope! HE TRUST FALL SLAMS HER BACKWARDS!
Vanya: ONE!
Kendra: She's up HE SCENE STEALER BOOTS HER INTO THE CORNER!
Vanya: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Simon: This turned out to be an unexpected slobberknocker between these two!
Vanya: FOUR! FIVE!
Kendra: And it ain't over yet, she's back on her feet LOW BLOW KICK! He rolls around too much for Vanya to get a count on him. TVN grabs him by the legs...She is lifting him up to the turnbuckle... CLIMBING... POWERBOMB AT THE READY... SHE SPINS HIM OUT TO THE FLOOR!!! BOM!!!! QUAAAAAY!!!!
Vanya: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Arvin: All the stops are pulled!
Vanya: FOUR! FIVE! SIX!
Kendra: If this doesn't do it, TVN will have to straight up murder him to keep him down!
Simon: Strange that THAT's where you went.
Vanya: SEVEN!
Kendra: The fans will remember these initials forever. T-
Vanya: EIGHT!
Kendra: V-
Vanya and Fans: NINE!
Kendra: N.
Vanya and Fans and Announcers: TEN!
Red Carpet Mark Anderson is eliminated by TVN! TVN wins!
Ash: Here is your winner! T! V! N!
Kendra: For one moment, this crowd doesn't care that she's a member of EM Powered, who didn't need to make their presence felt in this match.
Simon: We've got one more match here, and it's with the newest member of the Golden Group.
Isabella Van Der Garde vs Oliver Goodman vs Black Saber vs Rudolf Dudenoff
Kendra: Rudolf Dudenoff living up to his name, he's got middle fingers for Oliver, Isabella, Saber, Vanya... Saber and Oliver look at each other AND THEY EACH GRAB A MIDDLE FINGER! THEY JUST BROKE RUDOLF'S BIRDS!! BUT THAT'S NOT ENOUGH, LIFTING HIS ARM UP BY THE MIDDLE FINGERS AS RUDOLF SCREAMS.... THEY JUST BROKE BOTH HIS ARMS TOO!! HERE COME THE EMTS!!!
Arvin: Wait... but that's not...all? Vanya is calling for Ash!!!
Ash: Vanya Cross has determined that due to the purposeful full injury of a competitor, she is ruling that Black Saber and Oliver Goodman be DISQUALIFIED! Your winner.... ISABELLA VAN DER GARDE!!
Isabella Van Der Garde wins by Referee Decision!
Simon: Even though Isabella won by default... and you know it's bad when VANYA CROSS calls it off... she still gets to take in the rewards. The fans are mad, but not at her, this wasn't her choice.
Kendra: Black Saber should have learned this lesson all the way back before he was killed the first time, if you go too hard you pay the piper. He's lucky not to be suspended.
Arvin: Suspended? He shouldn't be allowed back here!
Simon: Well, it remains to be seen what will happen to these two, but one thing for sure is that if and when Rudolf returns, there's going to be hell to pay. But first, let's close it out by turning it over to Isabella who's going to make her decision of who gets the Silver Spot, and saying I'm Simon Apple for Kendra Mavis and Arvin Wallace-Jones.
The crowd awaits Isabella's announcement.
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