Present Day.

 

The Wicked Deadly Matt Martigon. The newly crowned MAWL US Champion. Sits in the back of his limo as his driver Cid holds his phone up.

 

 

MATT MARTIGON: “We rolling or what!? Fuck sakes!”

 

CID: “…my phones battery is at like twenty percent. But we are recording now sir.”

 

MATT MARTIGON: “I didnt have to manifest this. I didnt have to make any promises. I guaranteed it. Because i know im putting in the work. I know that i have what it takes. Bell to bell or bar for bar. While this MAWL roster is the gold standard for professional wrestling, a large portion if not all of you have been sleeping on THE WICKED DEADLY.

 

While guys like JP Whogivesashit were standing around thumbing their own dicks. I was out there making MOVES. Taking RISKS.

 

A Canadian US Champion. Never been done before in the history of pro wrestling.

 

And to make things even more spicy. It’s a guarantee that your guy Martigon has his current contract with MAWL  set to expire next week.

 

What. A. Predicament…

 

Now for normal people. That could be considered to be quite a bit of pressure. But for The Wicked Deadly Matt Martigon.

 

It’s just another god damn day.

 

Now, I would be lying if I said that that this level of pressure doesn’t bring out the best in me. I’m excited to be here! 

 

Which brings me to my first defense as MAWL US Champion. 

 

What the actual fuck is a ‘PADDY WAGON MATCH?’

 

No. Seriously. Somebody send me the rules for this thing.

 

And who is Will Corrigan? Like the Smashing Pumpkins guy? I have ALL his albums! 

 

Well listen up Billy Boy!

 

They say that you never forget your first but I got big plans with this here US Championship. I may be from Canada but that doesn’t mean I don’t fuckin loooooooove GOLD. GUARANTEED.

 

And if we are being completely honest with each other here I plan on forgetting you pretty much immediately after this ‘PADDY WAGON’ match. Sorry, not sorry big dog! At Thankless this US Championship is  coming home with The Wicked Deadly Matt Martigon. 

 

You don’t have to like it. But you are just one of many title defenses in title run of a generation and I got mouths to feed BAYBEE.

 

After I smash kick this pumpkins bald ass in the paddy wagon MAWL fans and anybody else that’s looking to come after this US championship around here are going to find out  what “fighting champion” means.

 

And that’s fuckin..

..GUARANTEED.”

 

 

Jassy and Bianca are walking backstage, annoying the staff and officials and harassing other wrestling talents.

 

 

Jassy spots Iris Correa sitting alone in a corner reading a book about Ocular Surgery. Jassy comes up with a scheme on the spot, and approaches Iris.

 

Jassy: "Hey beautiful. What are you doing?"

 

 

Iris looks up from her book, and immediately shoots her eyes back down.

 

Iris: "Look, I already told Zora that I'm not interested in joining her group. Well actually she told me I wasn't Z.L.I material. So I don't want any trouble okay. Just leave me alone Jussy."

 

Jassy laughs at Iris' cute mispronunciation of her name. She playful pokes Iris' shoulder.

 

Jassy: "Hahaha usually I hate it when people say my name wrong, but you sounded so cute it made me laugh. And don't worry about Zora. She won't bite. And if I vouch for you, then she'll be cool. Okay."

 

Jassy smiles down at Iris, and tries to run the back of her hand over Iris' cheek. Iris snaps and looks up at Jassy. She gets more uncomfortable and moves away from Jassys touch.

 

Iris: "Okay, I believe you. But I don't know what you want from me."

 

Jassy: "Well you don't have to be afraid of me, you are an object of desire, and if you caught my eye, then I want you to join us. Me and Bianca would love to have you as part of 'Sex Appeal'. Aint that right B?."

 

Bianca: "Oh hell yeah, you're a star, and a looker too, and with us, you will be back to your winning ways, and winning titles again."

 

Iris smiles.

 

Iris: "Ohh heh, okay but don't I have to audition?"

 

Jassy: "No silly. Not when I personally call you up."

 

Iris: "Okay, then I'm in."

 

Jassy: "Fab- I mean amazeballs! Now you just need a new sexy name."

 

Iris: "How about 'The Looker'"...

 

Jassy contemplates, but does not look convinced. Iris thinks of another name.

 

Jassy: "Hmmm"...

 

Iris: "Eye-Catching?"

 

Jassy: "Ew no, that sounds like S.T.I catching, and that won't be good."

 

Jassy: "Oh wait, I got it! How about 'Eye Candy'... I thnk it encapsulates your personality perfectly. Like you are the eye candy, because everyone who looks upon you can't help but be gobsmacked from such attactiveness."

 

Iris: "Doesn't eye candy mean superficial attractiveness only and lacks intelligence? Doesn't sound appealing to me."

 

Jassy: "Pshh what?! No thats not what it means silly goose. Look, you getting the wrong ideas in that pretty head of yours. Don't worry... Do you like the name or what?"

 

Iris looks perplexed, but figures she can't argue and when she sees Bianca standing there also, she gives in to pressure, and nods.

 

Iris: "Okay".

 

Jassy gets all giddy, and grabs at Iris, excitedly shaking her.

 

Jassy: "Oh great! I totes love it! It's perfect! Iris Correa 'The Eye Candy'. Newest member of 'Sex Appeal'! Wow that just rolls off the tongue, don't it babe?...

Now come here so I can give you a squeeze!"

 

Jassy pulls Iris up, and hugs her, and holds her like she wants to dance, and spins Iris around. Iris is elated. Jassy releases Iris, and they begin to walk away with Iris in tow.

 

Jassy: "Now Iris, your first duty is to grab a pen and a clip board. Find me suitable applicants of those that want to join 'Sex Appeal'."

 

Iris nods. Jassy smiles and gently traces her thumb along Iris' jaw.

 

Jassy: "Now off you go, and come back when you have a list, and I'll look over it, okay sweetness. Chop chop."

 

Jassy, and Bianca turn to leave while Iris leaves in the opposite direction.

 

 

The walk from the previous scene transitions to walking on a pristine floor.

 

A shaky camera in a hospital. The skirt and shoes of a nurse can be heard arguing.

 

Nurse: You can't be here. And you certainly can't film in here.

 

Jen Teal (OC): Lady, you're talking to a champ.

 

Diana Dresden (OC): Multiple champs. 

 

Nurse: It's a HIPAA Violation.

 

UV (OC): Move it, broad, or we'll violate your hips with our bats.

 

Nurse: How utterly vile.

 

UV (OC): You got that right. Now move.

 

Confetti (OC): We won't ask again.

 

Violent (OC): *Unintelligible Grunting*

 

They kick the door open to... 

 

Nero's room? 

 

Didn't he just wrestle last week? 

 

 

Nope. Still comatose. Then who...?

 

SM (OC): If you want it to be you, then take off that damn ribbon.

 

Jen (OC): Aw boss...

 

SM (OC): Okay. Rox. All yours.

 

 

Rox: Do you have a good angle?

 

Jen (OC): Sure do. 

 

Rox: Alright! 

 

Rox hops on top of the comatose Nero. SM steps on camera.

 

 

SM: ONE....TWO...THREE.

 

Rox: I win! I win!

 

SM: And that's yet another victory for Deck of hearts against Haggis Supreme Nero. Back to you in the studio.

 

NOVEMBER 14, 2025
KASARANI, KENYA

MOI INTERNATIONAL SPORTS CENTER

 

 

Fireworks go off in Koi International as "Together Right" by Finger Eleven blasts through the stereos and the crowd goes nuts.

 

 

Simon (OC): They call this the Home of Heroes. Today, that name will be put to the test as Good clashes with Evil, and MAWL clashes with GHW. With us being two weeks out from Thankless, it's all heating up and all to play for. This... IS MADNESS.

 

 

Simon: I'm Simon Apple, here as always with my trusty compatriot, and we're joined today by Valerie Thomas from GHW. This serves a double purpose, as Arvin is currently suspended pending investigation of inside betting. 

 

 

Valerie: Happy to be here! But I gotta ask, which of us is the good and which is the evil?

 

Simon: Beg pardon?

 

Valerie: Well, you said good and evil, MAWL and GHW. That would seem to tell me that you consider one brand one way, the other the other. 

 

Simon: Oh! No. That's why I said "and". Two separate types of battles. Good and evil in both.

 

Valerie: Good. So I don't have to shank you then.

 

Simon: Wait, What now?

 

Valerie: Kidding, of course.

 

 

Kendra: I mean, you still can if you want. I won't stop you.

 

Simon: GREAT. Awesome. Anyway, what's the plan for today? Besides making sure my health insurance covers shanking.

 

Valerie: Well, on the GHW side Marvin Patel has yet to do anything with the GHW International Titles, so we're gonna decide the inaugural holders of those, as well as get defenses from Neopolitan and DMV. Other than that, we're gonna be paired off against you all. 

 

Kendra: Daniel also has to defend his Dead Air Title. It won't be against Ace Anarchy, Ace had to go back to China to face a court for potential damage to the Great Wall of China when he quickly ended that match by taking a wrecking ball causing everyone to fall. So we may not see him again until the W2. Also, we may not be allowed back in China. I think actually that match is going to be against a GHW roster member.

 

Simon: So we're just gonna blow past the potential ban.

 

Kendra: Yup.

 

Simon: Great. 

 

Kendra: And from the MAWL end we have a few people with bones to pick, so we'll get some of those matches next week.

 

Simon: So let's get into it! 

 

JP SPEARS VS ONNI PELTONEN

 

 

Ash: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! 

 

Crowd: ONE FALL!

 

 

Hand Clapper starts playing and the crowd starts to clap along.

 

JP runs out as the tron starts to play his reel and he plays to the crowd, clapping to either side before starting a jog towards the ring.

 

 

Ash: First! From Charlotte, North Carolina, weighing in at 215 pounds, J! P! SPEARS!

 

He slides under the bottom rope and takes off his cut-off T-shirt and throws it into the crowd.

 

 

Onni Peltonen slow-motion runs towards to the ring. 

 

 

Ash: And his opponent! From Helsinki, Finland, weighing in at 219 pounds, the Finnish Line, Onni Peltonen!!

 

Onni slides into the ring, and he and JP start throwing fists almost immediately!

 

The bell rings!

 

Simon: Irish whip from JP Spears, sending the runner running seems a dangerous game and Onni sure enough wrecks him with a shoulder tackle, JP Spears rolled back and trying to get himself back to his feet, Onni doesn't break stride as he unloads punch after punch on JP keeping him backed up on the rope and boots him over the ropes!

 

Kendra: JP is put in a position that he's actually really comfortable in, rounds the corner on the apron and springboard dropkick!! He rolls to his feet, Onni already on the run, coming back and JP blasting him with a dropkick! JP to the top rope, going for the Leg Bulldog AND ONNI ROLLS AWAY! AIRBALL BY JP! 

 

Valerie: Onni doesn't look it from a muscular standpoint but he's insanely fast. He was both a marathon and a sprint man, and he's coming back around with a run, going for the splash AND JP MONKEY FLIPS HIM! TO HIS FEET AND SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT! THE PIN-

 

 

Erica: ONE! TWO!

 

Simon: Onni gets his shoulder up and Spears locks him into a Chicken Wing! Onni trying to power to the ropes, pushing JP back, that's the worst thing you can do with JP, he takes the run and HIT STIIIIICK!

 

Erica: ONE! TWO! THREE!

 

JP Spears wins by Pinfall!

 

 

Ash: HERE IS YOUR WINNER, JP SPEARS!!!

 

Valerie: Onni is fast, but his strategy was far from solid and JP Spears was able to take the opening to wrap it up.

 

Simon: And now we're going to heat it up!

 

FABULOUS FIREBIRDS VS FIRE PIT

 

Ash: The following contest

VAIN PLATO VS INSTAGATOR

 

 

Ash: The following contest is scheduled for One Fall!

 

Crowd: ONE FALL!

 

Ash: Already in the ring...

Born in Rome, Italy but residing in Las Vegas, weighing in at 260 pounds.... THE BEAUTIFUL ONE, VAIN PLATO!

 

 

Plato turns his back to the crowd, the arena goes dark and a spotlight appears over him. Plato starts to muscle pose whilst holographic roses appear on the walls.

 

 

InstaGator comes out with a Selfie-stick, as she is posing on Insta Live her entrance. She turns to the crowd and takes a Selfie with them.

 

 

Ash: First! From Key West, Florida, INSTAGATOR!! 

 

InstaGator films herself with the crowd around her as the Titantron shows "Instagram Live Feed." She takes a selfie with the fans.

 

Valerie: She thinks more people are into it than are, but she does get our Insta numbers up.

 

Simon: But Vain's feeling himself, he's ready to go, so let's do it.

 

Insta and Vain take a selfie together, as The bell rings! 

 

Valerie: He spins Insta in and a Spinebuster! Scoops her up, Fisherman Suplex! Vain isn't messing around! 

 

Kendra: He's been pretty pissed about 

 

 

Ash: